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Are you dirty & rude enough to be a pirate?

Are you a murderous fiend?

How hardcore are you?

Lets measure up, shall we?


Sissy
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Metrosexual
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Average Joe
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Cowboy / Rocker
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Pirate / Ninja


This can apply to women as well. Unless you want to make one up yourselves.

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  1. Anok
    I'm a pirate! I'm a pirate!
    1. alexmcone
      Will you please stop jumping up and down like a little girl ?

      Anok ... behave!
    2. weblogian
      Aren't you the bad Ninja?
    3. Dukepro25
      lol

      I knew Anok would love this thread.

      This just confirms it. lol
    4. Anok
      You mean...I'm NOT supposed to jump up and down on a trampoline in a female pirate outfit?

      I thought I was. I am so confused
    5. alexmcone
      Oh wait ... you mean like that ?

      Thats fine by me. Let me pull up a chair and seat myself in the right angle.
    6. Anok
      No, I'm a good ninja! on my days off, I am a bad pirate.

      Just ask Alex
  2. Jeunelle
    You mean like a porno flick hardcore? lmao

    Whatever they answer, I wanna be the parrot on the ship.
    1. Dukepro25
      Whatever floats your boat. lol
  3. alexmcone
    No pshycopath ?
    1. Dukepro25
      no comment @_@
    2. Anok
      Be a Pirate with me, Alex, c'mon!
    3. alexmcone
      I dont know. Jack Sparrow kinda destroyed that for me.
    4. Anok
      BLASPHEMER!

      And that's Captain Jack Sparrow if you please.

    5. Dukepro25
      Come on!

      You don't like drunk pirates?

      You have to admit, he was kind of peculiar.
    6. alexmcone
      It was good the first time around. But by the end of the third movie I wanted to bash his head in.

      But hey, if it gets Anok into a pirate corset ... I dont mind being her pirate.
    7. Anok
      LOL!

      I loved all three movies. So Thbbbbpppt.

      Besides, Jonny Dep does do the eccentric roles so very well.
    8. Dukepro25
      Eccentric is a mild understatement. lol
    9. alexmcone
      Oh please, the third movie was HOGWASH which is a polite word for BS!

      Oh and THPTTTTT !!!!!!!

      stupid raspberry ninja
    10. Anok
      Raspberry ninjas...I think you've struck on a marketable idea, Alex...

      I did like the third one, but only because it rawked.

      And Orlando Bloom looked fabulous
    11. alexmcone
      Oh my god .. oh my god .. ORLANDO BLOOM !! The guy cant act for peanuts and you're stuck on ORLANDO BLOOM ???

      Who let you become a ninja ?
    12. timethief
      @Alex
      Jack Sparrow was awful (gag me).
    13. alexmcone
      Thank you TT! Would you join me in giving her a raspberry ?
    14. Dukepro25
      Give Anok a break.

      She's obviously infatuated with Bloom.
    15. ThriftShopRomantic
      I'm all for the Jack Sparrow pirate thing. But then, it can't just be any random drunk, filthy bizarre pirate, it sorta has to be Johnny.
    16. Anok
      I am! I have focused on taking out his anorexic girlfriend so I can steal him all for myself, and fatten him up on home cooked meals!
  4. timethief
    I don't see who I am on that list.
    P.S. Anok - pirates steal - are you sure that describes you?

    Edit: I'm a green goddess fully equipped with high power earth energy.
    1. Anok
      Well, he did forget the Goddess category, which would be my second choice

      Ah, edit to add - yes, stealing in my book isn't always a bad thing. It just depends on the situation.
    2. Dukepro25
      For whatever reason, I don't see Goddess as hardcore.

      UNLESS...you rain destruction down on those non-believers.

      Then...maybe then, you would be considered hardcore.
    3. timethief
      @dukepro25
      If you don't see earth goddesaes as hard core then you haven't met Pele, the volcano goddess
      www.mythicalrealm.com/legends/pele.html
    4. Dukepro25
      @_@

      I'd rather not thanks.

      I like my body - alive.
    5. Anok
      Yes, Pele is my favorite! I prefer a fire element, even though I am supposed to be of the Earth.
    6. timethief
      @duke
      Non-believers have nothing to fear. I'd be far more likely to rain destruction down upon the religiously fettered than upon the open-minded.

      @Anok
      me too
    7. Dukepro25
      Oh good!

      PHEW!
  5. Jaz
    I thought you meant things like determined, faithful to my beliefs. In this vein, I am a sissy and proud of it.
  6. weblogian
    Dukepro25 lol why you edited
    1. Dukepro25
      Why not?
    2. weblogian
      Why you include Ninja so late
    3. Dukepro25
      Better late than never I always say. lol

      They are comparable, don‘t you think?

      Then again, ninjas have a strict, respectable code they live by.

      Pirates on the other hand (Yes - they do have a code), are dirty, sloppy, disrespectful, tyrants.
    4. Anok
      You forgot sexy.
    5. Dukepro25
      Dang it!

      Yes - Yes I did forget sexy.

      My bad. lol
    6. timethief
      IMO pirates are not sexually appealing at all. They strike me as zeta males that ought to be kept at sea forevermore,lest their ships make it to shore and the dirty thieves make a contribution to the gene pool.

      Ninjas are a different story.

      Edit: duke
      Scroll down this page and check out my signature onecoolsite.wordpress.com/about/

    7. Dukepro25
      Ummm...

      Ninjas Timethief.

      Ninjas. lol
  7. Jeunelle
    I WANT MY MONEY BACK, THAT PICTURE BELOW IS SCARY.
    1. Dukepro25
      @_@

      Holy crap!

      The future of serial killers.

      Gotta love it.
  8. thefly
    I dont know if Im hardcore but I am awesome.
    1. weblogian
      awesome hardcore?
    2. Dukepro25
      Awesome's got to count for something.
    3. Dukepro25
      Awesomely hardcore. lol
    4. thefly
      awesomely hardcore? I think you are on to something there weblogian. Thats straight up Gangsta!
    5. weblogian
      No nothing serious
    6. thefly
      Im gonna be hardcore now too. Im going to go get a Tatoo that says Thug Life on my abs in old english, get another one of a naked woman standing by a motocylce on my forearm, maybe stop taking showers, hell Ill even wear some leather, I know, thats a little metero but Im gonna be hardcore
    7. Dukepro25
      Dang!

      Forgot Biker.

      Hmmm...

      Crap!

      What's more hardcore than tattoos? lol
    8. thefly
      See thats what Im talking about. Im gonna be so hardcore Im gonna get a Mike Tyson-esque TAT on my face, to scare little children of course.
    9. Anok
      Don't tease me, fly
    10. thefly
      Ok Anok, I wont tease you; here ya go because I know how much you love these little things because after all, you put the hard in hardcore
    11. Anok
      Ha! I love it!
    12. Dukepro25
      lol

      Scare little children.

      ROTFL
  9. LGramlich
    Well...I'm no thieving, murderous pirate, but I'm pretty hardcore when it comes to loving nature. All things considered, I guess I'm a rhino.
    1. weblogian
      A rhino?
    2. Dukepro25
      I'm a panther.
    3. LGramlich
      weblogian; Well, I'm kinda chunky & very nearsighted (at least in one eye,) I have long hair (although it's not gelled up into a horn on my nose, admittedly,) & often, when nature is threatened, I come charging.

      Dukepro25; I have a friend in Canada w/a strong affinity for panthers. I'm definitely more rhino-shaped, however. *L*
    4. LGramlich
      Dukepro25; As a former pagan, I'm familiar with a lot of those kinds of sites (as linked to your other discussion.) It's cool, but don't get me wrong when I say I'm a rhino. I wouldn't say that as an overall, general statement. Rhinos aren't my "totem animal." They only apply to my "hardcore-ness" regarding nature. My "totem animal" would be more along the lines of something I like to call a "badgersloth." *LOL*
    1. Dukepro25
      lol

      Not bad.

      This is hardcore and UFC is normal?

      LOL!!!

      ROTFL

      What is this world coming to?
    2. riverstyxxx
      It gets worse. This is what the hardcore scene turned into, thanks to inflated myspace egos of kids with no life:






    3. Anok
      OMG River, it's true!!!!!

      I miss Old school youth crew hardcore !
    4. riverstyxxx
      I know, right? The days of Snapcase, Earth Crisis and Candiria may be gone but not forgotten. Paying $2.00 to get our asses kicked in a VFW hall moshpit was like, the coolest thing ever.

      I completely blame Myspace for leaving the window of opportunity open. Teenagers are very fickle, and as sad as it sounds they love to follow the crowd but still feel like a rebel.

      Come on though, "Slutsmash"?? Seriously, someone should tell these kids to reprioritize education above this crap.
  10. morgantj
    I'm a shapeshifter, I can be any of these all of them or none of them as needed.
    1. timethief
      @morgantj
      Me too. The shapeshifter is my totem animal.
  11. Jeunelle
    I'm outtahere
    1. Dukepro25
      Peace Jeunelle
  12. Theresa111
    I'm an average Mrs. Joe
    1. Dukepro25
      Very good
  13. ThriftShopRomantic
    I was never hardcore. Apple core maybe, but not hardcore.
    1. Dukepro25
      LOL!!!

      Love it
  14. Dukepro25
    I should of put Sage or something. lol
  15. thefly
    thats how I roll
    1. Theresa111
      Pushing isn't nice. But in this instance, I am fascinated by the little red smiley with the pitchfork.
    2. thefly
      Im just so hardcore Theresa that I just push for no reason, just like the little red smiley. grrr! Are grrr's hardcore?
    3. Dukepro25
      lol

      Yes - very hardcore. lol
    4. thefly
      well then, GRRRRR! Now I gotta get me some TATS! GRRRR!
    5. Dukepro25
      Rock on brotha. lol

  16. Theresa111
    I'm so hardcore that I put chocolate in my milk and drink it.
    1. morgantj
      ew!!! You are hardcore.
    2. Theresa111
      With a spoon. Have consumed it this was since I was eleven.
    3. morgantj
      With a spoon too! Those things are extremely dangerous! You must have been trained well.

      I used an M16 A2 Service rifle in the Marines, but thats baby stuff compared to a spoon.
    4. Theresa111
      The occasional clang of the spoon against the cold glass is effective for getting information. My Father wasn't particularly fond of my, then, newly acquired habit, but I learned to do it quietly.
    5. LGramlich
      You totally have me jonesing for chocolate milk now!
  17. Donlewis
    Hmm. I suppose I'm a cowboy. For the moment.

    "There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." — H.L. Mencken
  18. Jeunelle
    Hardcore, Gansta and Ghetto

    Example of me gettin krunk
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHmAAkHM9_k

    The video isn't playing in the volume but you can see the body language. That's my krunk.
    1. thefly
      wow, you have huge breasts, haha
  19. Jeunelle
    @thefly yeah a real knock out.
    1. thefly
      those things would knock out even Mr. T! now thats Gangsta!
  20. clive
    Well, I'm a metal guitarist, but I never felt the need to look like it. I dress metro when I go out and eat at nice restaurants, but I generally enjoy my tattered work clothes, 'cause I do a lot of labor intensive stuff. So I live on a farm and play really heavy guitar at times. I guess I'm the cowboy/rocker................dammit.
    1. Anok
      Wait, a metro-metal head?

      BLASPHEMER!

      Heh

      I'm callin' the metal fashion police on you
    2. Donlewis
      Wait, A Metro-metal head-cowboy?

      DUDE!!

      That is sooo Idaho.
    3. Dukepro25
      If it's Idaho, then it's good with me. lol
  21. clive
    You can't, I made their minds explode with my amazingly fast and well manicured fingers.
    1. Jeunelle
      Cool....Now that's metal
    2. Anok
      LOL!
    3. Dukepro25
      Wow!

      My hero.
  22. Bayho
    lol I am getting my nails done right after work . .I hope either that or I'm going to visit the boyfriend at work. . .ya I'm probably getting my nails done I really need to. The tip of my thumb chipped off and its super sharp no that pule there not real so they grew out quite a bit. I'm thinking about getting a cream color . .its almost a white but its not what do you think?
  23. chispeak
    I'm a rocker pirate!

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