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How Many Days Should I Stalk Martha Stewart?
Posted by DocNicole • 10/06/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blah blah blah, blog stalking, martha stewart
I have decided to blog stalk my hero Martha Stewart until I am noticed and invited to be a guest on her show. I have RSS'd her feed and will be there to comment on every single thing she does each and EVERY day!
Do you think this possible?
Do you blog stalk?
Who do you blog stalk?
How many days do you think this will take me to accomplish? 183? 7452? 1212143?
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Well, you'll either get her attention in a few weeks, or you'll get an official notice to cease and desist because you're freaking her out.
Either way, I'm thinking it'll be a few eeks
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lol...Okay. I will stop the hourly ecard service that I arranged. Maybe less is more when it comes to stalking. I hope some stalkers will join this thread and give me some much needed tips.
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Naaah, there won't be a cease and desist or a restraining order. She'll simply resort to having a "very special" episode of her show about what to do when being stalked ... and how to decorate (and/or cook) properly for stalkers. -
LMAO.....
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Well stalkers need to know how to cook too!
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Tell her that either you get to be a guest...our you will report her to the SEC for the tip you got from her on what stock to buy.-
lol...I wouldn't buy any stock right now if I were someone in Martha's age group! We should be hitting rock bottom in the next 15 years. It's a good time to buy for younger folks though.
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Ask Crotchety Old Man-- He adores her and I believe has been stalking her already for some time. He may have some tips to offer. Or you could get together and co-stalk.-
I think Crotchety Old Man, if I rmember correctly, won an eBay auction for her ankle bracelet
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Oh yes! Co-stalking it is. Me and crotchety should just start dialoging back and forth on her blog every single day...she is destined to notice us!
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I have been stalking Martha Stewart for many years. She is the official crush of my blog, too. I had a chance to get tickets to her show a couple weeks ago, but the deal fell through.
I have had ice cream in her favorite ice cream shop, and used to wander around the neighborhood where she used to live.
I'd be happy to co-stalk her until the cease and desist order comes in. -
She really is the dreamiest Joe...lol
Wow you almost got tickets to her show. That is great! I want to visit her icecream shop. Where is it? -
She doesn't go there any more. It was in Nutley, NJ, of course. She even talked about it on her show.
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What happened to her show? Looks like it isn't on the air in Seattle :C
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she probably does not read it-
That would be my guess as well. -
She said on her show to please leave a comment because she does read them every day. lol...but I guess you are probably right. I bet she doesn't even write her own blog.
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@Calais... :C come on I need more encouragement than that. How else will I get my latest cookbook endorsed?
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Pose with it in a bikini on some infomercial...they will sell like hotcakes.
Hey! that's how guys buy things! Why else would I have an epilady hidden in my toolbox in the garage? -
You want her to put a bikini on her cookbook? How will anyone read the title?
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lol RTB will NOT be in charge of marketing my future books.
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well its good to see this much interest in martha. it gives me some kind of hope of something
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Well we need hope right now...even if it is over something as stupid as this!
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@Joseph: What of course she reads it! It is HER blog...I bet Michael Jackson reads his blog. Why wouldn't you read your own blog? Even if you pay one of us to celebrity ghost write your boring adventures or political opinions, you still would want to know your "readers" reactions. I can tell Martha writes her own blog. I would be shocked to find out that she didn't.
Betrayed... lol
The blog is just soooo Martha. If anyone should write Martha's blog it should be me! Maybe I will submit a few guest posts and see what she thinks of them.
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I wouldn't mess with Martha.-
Hahaha...you know I am just kidding about this right?
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You are too funny!!
Is Martha even into healthy cooking?
I don't know much about her.
I only once saw her towels in K-mat.
That's the closest I eve came to big M.S.
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Wow you once saw her bath towels! Robin, can I touch you? lol
Martha is in to whole foods eating, which is what I promote. Martha will love me I'm sure once she knows me. lol that reminds me I need to get that review done for Dr. Christiane Northrups new menopause book! Yikes what am I doing on BC! I -
@DocNicole
My guess is 183 days because I know how persistent you are. BTW the new book review sounds interesting. So, get to work girl! -
Hey dear "DOC",
I just got my my blurb sent in tonight and for the life of I could not write a decent 50 -75 word bit about myself. I can write any thing else but to write about myself is....well let's just say I started 5 hours ago. LOLOLOLOL
Christiane Northrup is a delightful woman, just amazing! Full of life and vitality and creativity in her thinking and emotion. I think you both would hit it off as you are the same.
PS We have to have that in by the 7th which is tomorrow. Hope you are no busy at your kitchen table. LOL Hugs, Robin
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No I don't blog stalk, but I've got my own little group of stalkers on my blog,they are harmless ......mostly-
Well everyone has to start somewhere
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What makes Martha sexy is that she is one of those "bad" girls that did time in prison. One can only wonder where she might have placed her prison tatoo...-
I think it was the shawl...only Martha can roll out of prison with a hand made shawl and make EVERYONE in America dress like frumpy old lady's. Really it is sad. I still have my pink Martha-esque shawl. Maybe I will wear it while I stalk her.
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Do a solid month and a half. Don't forget to complement what she's wearing on the show of that day and mention little health tips to showcase your expertise -
Oh you are a genius! "Six weeks to Stalking: A Comprehensive Guide" now there is the title to your next ebook. Get to work! lol
I am going to buy a bunch of Chow Chow's I think that should get her attention too.
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i freely admit to being stumped by the idea of stalking martha stewart. WTF?
i would say you should stalk her for about a half day and then realize "this is rather pointless" and move on to someone more, uh, stalk-worthy.-
Hi Jazz Lover, I guess you don't know my personality very well...I sure love pointless discussions and activities, it helps me from being depressed about our current state of health care as I fight the war against the pharmaceutical companies at kitchentablemedicine.com .
Isn't there anyone that you admire? You can stalk them with your blog and eventually they MAY notice you...maybe...or not...or you just may be perceived as an utter blatant psycho. But, for Martha, my hero, it is a risk I am willing to take. -
hey, i like silly and pointless as much as anybody. go for it, doc.
now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to behead a small rodent on my "kate winslet" sacrificial altar.
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Nicole,
You've been so busy stalking Martha. Haven't noticed that I've been stalking you? I think of you as "mini-Martha".
By the way, have you fallen off a bit on your newletters, or did I get bumped off your list?-
Oh thanks Kab that made my day! Wow I am a mini-marthat to ONE person this is the most exciting news ever!
My blog was under attack by hackers and I had to change my host and carkian is redesigning it so I am working on my books and er...procrastinating to say the least today. Newsletters should be back soon though. Maybe today.
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Doc Nicole, Martha lives about 4 miles and about $400 Million dollars from our home in NY. We have an extra room, If you'd like you can stalk from here. . .-
FOUR MILES!!! Well oh my gosh this is the most exciting news in the entire world!!! Look at all the blogosphere has to offer! I can stalk Martha from the comfort of your home now...pending that you have wireless, a maid service, a nutritional chef and full gym of course. My idea of camping is staying at a motel six with no swimming pool...*shudders at the thought*. Just kidding I love to camp, and I am camping out in the back of Martha's meditation guard right now
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wireless: yes (VZ)
maid service: sort of (me)
nutritional chef: yes (spouse)
full gym: no. . . but a swing set with 3 swings and only 2 children in residence.
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Until you drive her completely and utterly insane....-
Well according to my boyfriend that should only take a few days. lol
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Stalking is like a soldier going into battle. Don't forget: Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. -
If you are doing the comment thing .. you may as well do the twitter thing ... add all of the people working with Martha and follow their followers too (like twitter.com/everydayfooddeb for instance) You might want to create a new twitter account first though DocNicole2-
Yeah, DocNicole2. That way, they'll never be able to trace it back!
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ya! That will keep 'em guessing!~
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Oh that is genius petlvr! Maybe I will create a fakemarthastewart profile like the one for Sarah Palin.
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well yeah you can stalk her if you like but i don't see why you will wont too.. haha but yeah whatever floats your boat.. you know.,-
He he...
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She's evil.
But hey ... hope you get on her show, not because she's evil but because you really want to.-
Thanks dear! I am thinking her show was canceled though...guess I will have to wiggle my way in to her magazine.
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Canceled? She still has a show, as far as my knowledge goes. So ... stalk full-force!
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she tapes her show in manhattan. the studio is located on west 26th street. i walked past there today and thought of you doc. as i walked past i asked myself "what would doc nicole do?" and you know what i did after answering that question? the exact opposite!
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I think she needs to do a cooking for health series and feature you for weeks!!! -
Look for the hidden message. When she does a segment on celery stalks, it's her way of noticing her.
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You go girl that's what I intend on doing to Oprah. I am going to interview her if it kills me. -
Hey Girl...
I have three thoughts about your quest:
1. I ain't the traditional Martha...I am Marquita Stewart, The Original Black Martha...and I would be more than happy to be cyber stalked!! So if you would like to use me for practice until you can get to her...GO FOR IT!!! I am game!!!
2. I too would like to meet the divine Ms. M...I would like to meet her and challenge her to a WWE smack down for world craft domination...It would be a loser leave town match...and I think I could take her!! Perhaps we should combine forces for a two prong attack...What say you??
3. Maybe you should start a Stalking Martha and Proud of It group...there is strength in numbers...If many people are sending her the same RSS and/or emails daily...surely it will be brought to her attention sooner rather than later...
Let me know what you think/need and I am sure I can help make it happen...
Marquita Stewart
The Original Black Martha
marquitastewart.blogspot.com
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