User Comments

1. 

   9/15/08

   carlgalloway

   You start by opening the zip, poking around until you've got a good grip on the ball, then pulling it towards you, give it a quick inspection for cuts or abrasions, apply the wax using a spatula and a circular motion then....

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2. 

   9/15/08

   Vex

   Thanks for making me lose my lunch.
   It would have all went to my thighs and ass anyway.

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3. 

   9/15/08

   gmoney

   you have to make sure you fingers are in the correct holes before you start the waxing procedure.

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4. 

   9/15/08

   drjay1966

   yoooooowwww............
   
   (that's me, not my avatar--he hasn't had any for a while....)

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   1. 

      9/15/08

      kdawg68

      is that a German shorthair?
   2. 

      9/15/08

      drjay1966

      Springer spaniel--incredibly hyperactive but amazingly sweet.
   3. 

      9/16/08

      aningeniousname

      I have the German shorthair, it can be very itchy.
5. 

   9/16/08

   offendedblogger

   Oh! So this WASN'T deleted? Heh.

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6. 

   9/16/08

   offendedblogger

   Tip - sprinkle baking soda on the area after waxing.

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   1. 

      9/16/08

      RTBjr73

      you and your baking soda!!!!!
7. 

   9/16/08

   Jeunelle

   I clicked on this thread thinking the title was about something more vulgur and now I am disappointed and offended. lmao

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8. 

   9/16/08

   Manictastic

   I thouth you was talking Brazilian waxing Disappointed I am

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9. 

   9/16/08

   Sway

   got my attention

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10. 

    9/16/08

    aningeniousname

    I am very naive when it comes to all this waxing and hair removal, I actually thought Back,sack and crack were a comedy act from the forties.

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11. 

    9/16/08

    Friday13

    Gotta love them waxed balls!
    
    

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       voodooKobra

       That's gay! (Balls are touching.)
12. 

    9/16/08

    Sway

    I personally hate hairy genitals. I think everyone should shave. Waxing however, sounds extremely painful. I know that this discussion is about bowling but I just wanted to talk about shaving genitals.

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13. 

    9/16/08

    melindaville

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

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14. 

    9/16/08

    WilDip

    Oh, those balls

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15. 

    9/16/08

    RTBjr73

    How do you expect to to throw your balls for a strike down the smooth lane with explosiveness with hair on your balls?
    
    I have found that when my wife uses my balls to sail down her lane, that the smoother the better.

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       Jeunelle

       Ewwwww sick.
       I am a firm believer that all people must shave.
       After all they could be hiding some crabs down under between all that hair.
       Crabs, Swallows and Lord only know what else.
    2. 

       9/18/08

       kat822

       Your wife is a wise woman unless of course she ate some popcorn and needed to floss that is the only time that hair down there is useful
16. 

    9/16/08

    tjefferson85

    HA HA HA HA! This was my entertainment for the day!

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17. 

    9/16/08

    mattiasx

    I just use a toothbrush with a bucket of polish.

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18. 

    9/16/08

    whiteline

    An ENTIRE Bucket! good lord man!... *thinks to himself... just a tube...damn...*

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       Jeunelle

       I wonder what brand toothpaste he (mattiasx) uses.
       Colgate, Pluswhite, Aquafresh, Closeup, Aim, Crest. LMAO
    2. 

       9/16/08

       mattiasx

       Toothpaste? What? They're not in any danger of cavities.
    3. 

       9/16/08

       Jeunelle

       Cavaties???
       No just dust mites.
19. 

    9/16/08

    whiteline

    Sensodyne, Prevident?

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       Jeunelle

       LMAO YEAH
       He got me wondering if he flosses too.
    2. 

       9/16/08

       Friday13

       Kleenenbowles?
    3. 

       9/16/08

       whiteline

       oh good lord, now we have gone too far :)) *picks self up off of floor*
20. 

    9/16/08

    thefly

    Wax on....Whacks Off.
    
    
    buzz buzz

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21. 

    9/16/08

    flamingpoodle

    I'm so glad for this blog post.
    
    I've been using a blow torch.

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       Jeunelle

       OUCH
       Flamingpoodle on fire.
22. 

    9/16/08

    henchmanmike

    Novocaine. Then a shot of tequila. Then wax.

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       whiteline

       Novocain, then tequila, then Throw the wax out!
23. 

    9/16/08

    Theresa111

    Use very hot melted wax

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    1. 

       9/16/08

       mattiasx

       I just hold a candle over my balls, then smack dried bits off with a hammer.
24. 

    9/16/08

    AngieSS

    Funny post! Still, I just can't understand why they would uncover those fugly things. Oh, and as for the "bowling" balls -- I think they have a machine that does that.

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25. 

    9/16/08

    thefly

    Just get your balls botoxed to get those darn wrinkles out and have 'em as smooth as eggs.

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26. 

    9/16/08

    annaswan

    Well... um... I can tell you this much...
    
    A way to really tork off the hubby is to use his $189.00 ball as the ornament in that yard stand that use to hold the glass gazing ball before the last wind storm

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27. 

    9/16/08

    DebD

    Man, these waxed balls are EVERYWHERE! They're giving me nightmares!

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28. 

    9/16/08

    faithsju243

    LMAO....so freaking funny, Offended I needed this laugh!
    
    Side note a little manscaping is plus. I was once surpised by a full on brazilian when dating a guy but when I thought about the all around germ a phobe he was it made perfect sense.

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29. 

    9/16/08

    Jeunelle

    Try not to laugh too hard.
    Introducing the "Nut Bra"...You can pick one up through my Ebay Account.
    "My nuts were so old and saggy, they use to look like Clint Eastwood". LMAO
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VpdWOVsM0o&feature=related

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30. 

    9/16/08

    Jeunelle

    For all you Guy's out there.
    You better count your blessings and not wish for bigger balls or you could get one of these.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWkm3ffeSg&feature=related
    
    Or if you really like to play games, have fun.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W0Roe0zrM&feature=related
    
    Sorry I got carried away. I just love to upset and offend you Guy's.

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31. 

    9/16/08

    RMania

    This thread was funny and all, but seriously...
    
    How do I properly wax my testicles?

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    1. 

       9/17/08

       AkiAsuka

       With Duct Tape I believe...Any one?
    2. 

       9/17/08

       offendedblogger

       You don't. Real men do not do this.
32. 

    9/17/08

    AkiAsuka

    Why get a brazilian wax for men? For the smooth sensation? For the extra optical inch? I tink it's just to look like e freeking pubescent wiredness! I'm old fasioned and insist that I am the only one to remove hair in my couple...

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33. 

    9/17/08

    Sway

    I can't believe this discussion is still going on.

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34. 

    9/17/08

    Static

    I prefer plucking.

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    1. 

       9/17/08

       offendedblogger

       You pluck a chicken, you tweeze.. well, uh, if you tweeze them then you have wayyy to much time on your hands.
    2. 

       9/18/08

       Static

       I pluck. Hence the reason why my scrotum looks like a plucked chicken.
    3. 

       9/18/08

       offendedblogger

       Bwahaha! I am adding a quote page to humorbloggers.com and this is so going in it...
35. 

    9/18/08

    pinklatex

    Tweezing is hot, I bet there is a fetish out there somewhere for that!

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    1. 

       9/18/08

       offendedblogger

       Hot wax is even hotter.
    2. 

       9/18/08

       Static

       Try hot glue. Now that's HOT!
36. 

    9/18/08

    roentarre

    Wax mine!!

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37. 

    9/18/08

    gosmelltheflowers

    Brings tears to my eyes!

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    1. 

       9/18/08

       offendedblogger

       Not if it's done correctly!