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How would you torture hitler?
Posted by LolitaV • 10/06/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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Really, if given the opportunity or were forced to. How would you torture Hitler or your favorite tyrant??
I say a nice dance around Samurai swords, followed by a cool spice rub topped off with an acid bath.
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I wouldn't. Im a good person.-
a-hole!!! fake satan!!!!
get back here and give us an answer. I need ideas as to how to torture my SIL!!!!
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Let's just say it would involve a broom handle, a kitchen ladle, and a pair of thinning shears.-
please MizSusie, do tell more about the shears.
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All I'll say is he'd be leaving with a lot less than he came with.
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Can the shears go at his mustache first!?
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I'd give him acid and then put him on a roller coaster that never stops. Ever.-
i think he might like that
I know I would!
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I would make him spend 24 hours locked in a room with my dad's papillon, Kujo
Believe me, this is worse than you might think.-
lol!!!!!!! at first i saw a butterfly. until i realized you meant the dog kind.
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Trust me. You will go certifiably insane.
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I know! I would make him read BC all day!
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or join the m.ods. they suck
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LOL
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I would tie him to a chair and make him watch the teletubies all day. Then I would execute him, as he would be pathetic to live after such treatment, and it would involve his pecker first then the rest of his body, milk, and a half-weened calf.-
Win! You would want to mix-in some Barney though, you don't want to seem so harsh, jajajajaja -
damn you beat me to the teletubbies
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um... cut off his other nut? -
I couldn't do it
But I do have a neighbour who has been tuning up his car engine all morning and i might get him to park it just outside Adolf's window-
oh. good point. Squeely fanbelt neighbor at 5:00 AM is pretty extreme too.
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Or maybe he could watch the Brady Bunch with Yiddish over dubs
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Uwe Boll movie marathon, followed by whatever MTV is airing these days. -
I could make him watch bad auditions for all the versions of American Idol in the world, follow by an endless marathon of Mexican Telenovelas (soap operas).
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Make him eat hot peppers and not give him a drink of anything. that pretty much would take care of it and him putting his hands in his eyes or scratching his privates and burning with out anything to take care of it. -
Feed him sweets, nice whiskey and alone time with lots of babes -
torture him?time travel to when he was 5 and put a curse on him-no orgasm for the rest of his life.
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I wouldn't. I'm different from him. -
The whole justification for torturing Hitler would be: he's a cruel evil person, and I'm not.
By torturing him for pleasure, I'd be proving that wrong.-
How about he's a murderer?
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I'll collect all the barbed wires used in Bergen-Belsen and insert it gradually in his anus! Just a joke. Torturing a tyrant would only put us in same category with him. Forgiving the tyrants would make us feel superior over them... -
i couldn't bring myself to torture anyone. i would lock him up and keep him locked up.-
How is that better?
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I think finding out the Olympics were in Rio was torture enough for one day www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8LNbLY_Nfg&feature=player_embedded#-
My mother has dementia and she's always repeating over and over how Hitler and she were friends, so I'd make him spend the day with her to listen to her stories ....over and over an over
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Just give him the same treatment he gave to the Jews in the concentration camps. -
Perhaps a long trip into deep space ... -
I'd show him Israel....:P-
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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I think thinking about him is already a torture. -
Obviously, he considered death by suicide the easy way out. Just keeping him alive as NOT the leader of the Third Reich would have probably seemed like torture to him, or perhaps he could have been set to work painting houses again during the reconstruction of Europe. Had he been captured, however, it would have probably been by the Russians, who very likely would have tortured him and dismembered him slowly and painfully in the course of executing him, after what the Nazi siege of their cities and countryside accomplished. I doubt they would have asked anyone's advice on the matter, so (had I been around at the time to give advice) my preference that he be kept alive to face his crimes for years would not have mattered much. -
I'ld just shoot him in the head and be done with him.-
But that's no fun. Besides, somebody has to clean up the blood and brains after wards and I don't want it to be me!
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But now we have the sham-wow
Press
flip
press
and brains are sucked right out of your carpet. -
The wonders of Consumerism.
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I would have Hitler attend a Bar-Mitzvah...forever! -
force him to listen to nonstop Hanson and Yanni albums.-
yup will try that...but isn't it boring??? -
i'm not a violent person so torturing with pain doesn't do much for me - i prefer mental over physical.
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I'd give him the ultimate mind-fck.
I'd literally fck him. Tie him down and do it to him. He would never be able to erase the memory of being screwed by a black girl.-
oh my god - that's awesome and so true! only thing that could beat that would be a jewish black girl! love it!
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I studied Kabbalah for a while, does that count?
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Now I want to become an evil leader
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Lol...no guarantees...
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I wouldn't even kill him myself. I'd dump him in the middle of Harlem and let everyone decide their own torture tactics. I would, however, go after his barber because that whole mustache thing was just a BAD IDEA.
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I think right wing talk radio is torture. I like to listen to it occasionally…as long as I can tolerate their stupidity. Usually 5 minutes is enough. Forced to listen to their propaganda any further would be torture. Actually, torture is the idea an audience gladly drinks their coolaid. -
Make him listen to Hannity nonstop
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that might be TOO cruel
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ya.. he'll go absolutely nuts
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I would paralyze his body so he cant move but while he is fully conscious and can still feel pain then would have a black man rape him, then I would disembowel him with a straight razor slowly. -
I'd rather infect him with a painful and fatal disease. -
Have you watched Valkyrie? Its a movie about Hitler assassination.
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