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Humor Bloggers Unite!!!
Posted by offendedblogger • 10/15/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humor, humor bloggers, offendedblogger
Do you have a humor blog?? What is your definition of a humor blog?
The reason I ask is that over at humorbloggers.com we are gathering an army of humor bloggers for next month's HUGE campaign against our foe, Injustice.
Several members of BC are also members of HBDC so this is also an open invitation for those of you with humor blogs to join us and become members.
(MY definition of Humor Blog - A blog which is written with the sole purpose of making the reader lol.)
We are an inclusive directory for quality control, however, so not everyone can join. It is nothing personal, unless you are not funny and easily offended by us saying as much.
If you've applied to HBDC before and been turned down, don't worry, just reapply. Up until recently I was completely removed from voting new members in, but those days are over.
If you have a consistently funny blog that isn't full of ads and can make ME lol you're in.
That is all.
PS. I am easily amused.
User Comments
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Must be the recession or MJ's death. Everybody's lost their sense of humor.-
This is why I take it upon myself to gather my army to bring the funny to the masses!
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I consider myself a humor blogger (perhaps a mean one, but one nonetheless) and I agree with your definition.-
I shall check you out. *wink*
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Oooh! You can be my top commander, so long as you don't mind wearing one of these:
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Wow! My ass would look great in that!
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It looks like a sexy spin on I Love Lucy. I (heart) Nazi. -
That is no Nazi! She is wearing a Buddhist peace symbol.
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F HBDC. They said I wasn't good enough.
I am going to aid in the side of Injustice!
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!-
Yes but our voting panel were a bunch of hacks when you applied, so I fired them.
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@db: Not as awesome as you thought you were, huh?
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TLOIP (The league of injustice people) have already gotten my full support!
Suzie- Well, I only had 2 posts when I applied... ;p -
Well I'm afraid you are going to get trampled by a horde of girls before this thread is over, Mr. D. B. Traitor!!
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Do you promise? I wouldnt mind a horde of girls...
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He's been begging girls to trample him for weeks now, Chelle. -
Hmm, then maybe we should refrain from trampling him so he will join our side and fight against the Injustice he felt when we didn't trample him!
Damn, I should be a psychiatrist. -
Damn you injustice... always so injust... and junk
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I already slept with everyone over at HBDC....I would recommended it.
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I would consider my blog humorous - from a smart-ass perspective....LOL-
THOSE ARE THE BEST KIND!!!
From my perspective. -
Ha! We already have your male counterpart at HBDC so you must join.
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Even though my blog is not a humor blog (though highly whimsical) I want to apply because my creativity feeds on rejection.
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I will save you the extra trouble:
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lol!
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I don't know if that's the saddest or the most optimistic thing I've seen all day, NP.
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Excellent. That should be good for three aphorisms at least.
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I agree, Jenn, we need to somehow use that quote at HBDC...
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TSR-actually the most playful and ironic.
OB-use it. I love seeing my quotes all over the internet. -
Hey!-- how do you know what else I've seen today? Are you following me?
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Not yet. But I'll be glad to.
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Now I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled for a dude who looks like Walt Whitman.
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Good. That way you'll never recognize me.
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@nothingprofound
yours rock! you may not think its humour, but it gives smiles to all your readers. cheers!
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I have two humor blogs... My Brown Bag blog does have ads because my evil sponsor makes me, but my sole purpose is to educate using facts AND humor.-
Well your one with ads has that ugly NO FUN IN THE DEEP END OF THE POOL thumbshot that Blogger throws up, which would look bad on HBDC and the other isn't updated often enough (yet at least) but you are on the list of potentials!
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Blog's sole purpose to make you LOL?
My sole purpose is to entertain myself... Ordinarily, on a one on one type of thing, if someone doesn't laugh at what I say I usually repeat it until they do. But that doesn't work as well with the written word. That doesn't work as well with the written word. See?
Still, I hope that some will find amusement in something that I have written.
I'll check it out - sounds like fun!
Lora-
Look who's back... and still not a doctor...
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Didn't know I was gone - Glad you found me.
BTW, you really ought to see a doctor concerning your obsession with doctors. While you're there, have him look at those red growths you've got going on.
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Just submitted my info yesterday. I make myself chuckle, that's gotta count for something??!!-
Oh! Well I'll go find you in the list and check you out.
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Thanks! I submitted my Hubby Diaries blog. Hope you enjoy!
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My blog is not humerous but to anyone who has a funny blog, keep doing a great job because I love reading them -
I already tried...they no likey me over there. What's wrong with short, pithy prose guys? I get the roflcoptors hovering. What gives?-
What!? They turned YOU DOWN?! I got to see what this is about.
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I've not yet been to your blog either, that I can remember. However, I am partial to crude humor and blogs which aren't chocked full of ads. Also it helps if you wear a kilt.
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My blogs are hilarious and I think I got turned down awhile back.
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Screw that! I was rejected and I want nothing to do that that stupid site! Solidarity against humorbloggers.com!!!!-
just re-apply so they can turn you down again and laugh at you. again. -
I will not give them the gratification!
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no they said just re-apply.
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They can't tell me what to do!
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I think they are telling people to re-apply so they can reject and laugh at them again. try it.
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pass...I don't need any more rejection in my life
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o woe is me.
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LOL!! Cry me a f*cking river baby!
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ok Eeyore. wah wah
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long story short, humorbloggers sucks ass!
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ok then we are in agreement about something. West Coast also sucks ass.
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For the record the East Coast is for uptight prissy ass punks while the West Coast is for everyone chill and laid back.
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um have you ever been to Los Angeles???
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sorry...Pacific Northwest
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Who could possibly reject you? I shall look into this injustice!
Wait, are you one of those "kiss my ad$$$$$" spammers? Cuz we reject all of those...
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CA-if they hadn't rejected you, you wouldn't be the bright star you are today.
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I am no star! I am like one of those meteor fields in which everything gets destroyed.
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ROFL!
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You see how fame (or is it rejection)has gone to your head.
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rejection...
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Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?
Friend #1: What?
Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.
(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)
(everyone looks pissed off)
Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.
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are you making fun of me Doll?
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um...no. I was referring to someone else.
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okay then
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Don't feel bad CA I was rejected too but for not updating enough, damn that chell has some high standards!-
her standards SUCK!
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a new high in lows...
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That's right, and if members don't log in or update their blogs they get das boot as well.
No free rides!
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come on CA Offended is great, I am glad to have her back even if my awesome blog is a Humor Blogger reject!
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oh...is that who that is? Well then, hey! Offended! Why are you hating on my blog, huh?
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pfft. she will not answer the likes of YOU!
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Well I have not ever been to your blog, but your taste in British sitcoms does make me question your sanity...
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I was misled. I thought here is where they were handing the free packs of good-for-nothings. In a moment of weakness I wandered over, because I think it is about time I got something for free. After reading a few posts, I think this might be a secret organization plotting to crack a good man's funny bone, and I want no part of it.
But before I turn you down, I am going to give you a chance to turn me down, so I can write about it. My blog site is Looking For Laughs at www.lookingforlaughs.org
I'm going to tell you out front, if you have dues. I won't pay them. If there is a funny uniform we must buy, I'm not buying one.
If there is a funny song we must learn, I don't sing. I can't carry a tune. But wait. I really am getting ahead of myself. I could be turned down, rejected, told that my blog doesn't measure up. Well, that will give me enough material for two blog posts.-
Well, we do have a secret handshake..... -
A secret handshake? Nobody ever showed me the secret handshake! Do you think they're trying to tell me something? -
Um, uh, secret handshake? Joel, she is babbling nonsense. There is no secret handshake.
There is, however, that one small requirement that all male members must wear kilts or be made into eunuchs. -
If you'll excuse me, I've got to run out and buy a kilt. I don't know how I've been able to be a member this long and keep my boys, but I don't want to lose them now.
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Nice post but I can write humour maybe it's only suitable for my real life daily stuff. One require some command over the lingo. -
I applied. Well, as I had expected, though a new link may have helped with traffic, I wasn't disappointed, when I received a message at 8:31 PM, this evening, informing me that my blog had been rejected by the pharasies. Well, they don't call themselves pharasies, but that is what they are.
"Young man," these high lords and ladies wrote, "We are looking "for established blogs..." Your started, when boy? Aug 30th of this years? Do you expect us to consider such a green whippersnapper like you? We check the "number of comments per post." Boy, you have your comment thingamig turned off, why? We look "for consistent humor with the sole intent to be humorous," boy. You have too much politics, philosophy. Is that funny, boy? We look for, "consistency."
"Consistency in posting is important-not the number of post per week."
That means don't think too much, stay on the subject of humor, boy. HAHHA.
And the secret panel of shadow people wrote, "Other factors also are looked at in determining whether the panel thinks the blog falls within guidelines of HBDC." What those factors are is our business. Goodbye. Improve yourself and we will look at you again.
Well, no thanks. My blog is what it is. It is me saying what I want to say, the way I want to say it. I just don't conform. Never have, never will.
Getting serious, the HBDC has a good idea, a link up of comedy blogs. Maybe us HBDC rejects can exchange links and have our own link up. Those interested in exchanges links send a message to my in box.-
I am the secret panel of shadow people!
OK, not really, I keep them in the basement. Good luck with your endeavor.
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Am I qualified for that?-
Apply at HBDC and find out.
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No rules. No standards. Everybody is qualified.
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EVEN ME?!?!?!?
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i don't know if my travel and movie blogs are funny, below average i think. haven't updated yet because i'm still too tied-up with my work, but i will soon.
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To all of those complaining that HBDC's standards are too high, consider this: I've been a member for quite some time. How high can its standards be?
Here are a couple of hints for getting accepted:
1) If you're a guy, promise to wear a kilt. Don't worry, nobody checks. At least, they haven't so far.
2) If you're a guy, promise to be Chelle's sex slave. Unfortunately, she hasn't taken me up on that yet. But I live in hope. -
As a proud member of HBDC, I can tell you that it's WAY worth it.
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Okay, I'll admit it. I was rejected by HBDC, but I still love the bloggers there and read a whole mess of them on a regular basis. I figured they just didn't want any more vague, scatter-brained bloggers. Or maybe the Quirkster was worried I'd try to steal her Dr. Pepper. I felt bad for awhile, but got over it. Tried to apply again, but it just said they already had my application... which had been rejected. *sound of sobs and wailing* Next time I'll have to take Joel's advice and offer to be Chelle's sex slave, although since I'm a female it might not be as enticing as if it were Joel or Moog offering. -
Okay, so it looks like I'm now Chelle's sex slave. Thanks, guys!
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I maintain a humor blog, because if I didn't write about what I thought was totally bizarre in this world I'd be a total crabass all the time, my wife and kids would leave me and I'd run out of booze before realizing I wouldn't have a car. Oh, I also do it because I have a book coming out and it would suck if nobody read it. -
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