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I abuse my husband
Posted by ChicaX • 7/18/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
That's who I am. I abuse my husband while I sleep. I like to roll over and kick my leg on him, or throw an elbow into his nose. I've also been known to force him to get out of our bed to sleep on the couch downstairs. I snore, I grind my teeth, and I slobber on my pillow. I don't know how the man puts up with it.
Tell me I'm not the only sleeping abuser out there, it's so lonely thinking I'm the only one. There must be some gentle loving person who unintentionally (might I add) beats their partner up when they are asleep..?
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My wife only beats me when we are both awake.-
See I'd never attempt it. He could take me with a full nelson, and I wouldn't have a chance to go into superwoman mode.
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LMAO... Wow you go girl.
I am single and live alone. When I had a lover,
he would take the blanket all for himself at night and snore. I got rid of that fool.
Now I have the blanket all to myself and I don't hear any snoring unless it's my own.
What's your sleeping position?
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/whats-your-favorite-sleeping-position-
Oh, see I solved that from the get go. We each have our own blankets!
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But you still beat each other up.
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We beat each other up - we both toss and turn. I'm weird though - I sleep with one leg out of the covers and one leg covered up. Always have. My son seems to do it naturally as well.-
I hear ya on that one! I absolutely have to have one foot at the least outside the covers, at all times.
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it's thermal control - works to help regulate the body temperature. Of course I also need noise, so either the ceiling fan or a humidifier is on during the night.
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She sometimes snores and my wife get suprise kick by the baby in her womb while she sleeps these days. -
People still suffer with snoring? That's what "Breathe-Right" strips are for!-
lol
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Chica...are you my wife's sister?! MY WIFE (thanks crpitt) does the same thing. She denies the snoring part though, haha. However, she talks in her sleep, rolls all over the place and is a drool factory.
I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only husband dealing with such issues, hahaha.
Me? I sleep in one position all night long (I do the one leg out of the covers thing too).-
You are sleeping with your wifes sister? -
Oh my...no, hehe.
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Awwwwwwwwwww you edited
I should of left that for longer -
Nawww....thanks for looking out for me! Haha. I would have felt like an absolute moron.
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and your wife would be most unhappy
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Yeah, I imagine I'd get more than a kick in the night, arm across my face or cold drool spots...:)
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I abuse myself...
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I thought this was a kinky post...we dont see too many of such posts around -
My husband snores, and it drives me nuts... once I got so ticked I went to smack him and accidently karate chopped him in the windpipe.
He made a sound like I've never heard and I hope to never hear again... then rolled over and went back to sleep.
When he woke up the next morning he walked out of the bedroom rubbing his throat and said, "I think I'm coming down with something, my throat hurts."
I poured him a cup of coffee, gave him a Sudafed, and kept my mouth shut.
Now I sleep on the couch when he snores.-
OH my gosh, I just almost wet myself reading that! rofl!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... my sides hurt! -
thats hillarious.. i would have kept my mouth shut too i think.. haha great stuff
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Me too. My husband calls me a combat sleeper. I am completely unaware of any of these goings on, I have to take his word for it! -
I drool, snore and blanket steal like a champ. When he whines I always remind him that there are rewards for getting to sleep in my bed. It's not all bad....LOL -
MommyWho..You cracked me the hell up!
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I used to be pretty bad about it when I first moved in with him, but I'd been single for 8 years or so, so I was unaccustomed to sharing a bed. I'm much better now (we've been together 5 years as of yesterday,) although sometimes there's still an accidental jab here or there. -
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Now that is sad! :/
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My wife does the same, it's usually the elbows that wake me up, hehe. -
My wife is a tiny little thing... so I wonder how it is that she manages to take up SO much room in bed. I'm usually lying precariously on the very edge of the mattress, but I haven't the heart to wake her. It's cute though.
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While I cannot be accused of any physical violence, from what I have been told by my husband; snoring happens to be my weapon of choice. It leaves no marks but is just as abusive - Nards
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we are separated by a large yellow lab. it cuts down on a lot of the sleep warfare you all are talking about. although sometimes i dream that she is hitting me with frozen pork chops.
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I would love to respond to this,
is there an R-rated area where I can be honest about what I do to my husband while he sleeps
...he doesn't sleep very long -
oh please do tell!
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So not so much a sleep ninja as I am a nasal symphony. I've been known to cause many sleepless nights but oddly I sleep so peacefully.
Love this thread any everyone's comments pretty funny stuff. -
At least you abuse him while you sleep. The are some girls that drive men nuts while awake. :))
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you're just like my wife... and i work when she's asleep.. -
I do, as well. At least, I did until we got a large dog that sleeps between us. Now the poor lab takes the abuse, most nights. Every time he sees a commercial for restless leg syndrome medication, I get a significant look. Rarely is there a convenient breathe-right strip commercial just after it, so that I can give him the look right back. At least we finally gave up trying to share the covers and got our own. It's much more restful than trying to cling to my little corner, with one leg hanging out. I had no idea that there were so many people who do that! -
Ladies why is this funny when a women hits a man it the throat? It takes less then 7 lbs to crush the windpipe.-
That's an interesting piece of information, I never knew that. It certainly isn't funny, but the stories as a whole are.
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wy aife only hits me when I tickle her. She laughs while doing it though but as soon I stop she is so pissed.
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It's funny because it didn't happen to them, and I only laugh because it happened 7 years ago. Besides, we went out with friends a while back, and instead of opening the car door for me like a gentleman would, he hit me in the head with it while I was climbing into the back seat.
And I laugh about that, too! -
You can treat your snoring yourself. Follow these simple tips and see the effects:
www.allsleepinfo.com/2009/02/6-tips-for-snoring-home-remedies.html -
I am one. I kick people out of the bed (literally), shove them off, like... flop on them, etc. Both my friends and he know that separate beds on a trip are the way to go.
Strangely enough, I don't attack me dog when he's up there. I actually sleep rather peacefully without so much as a stir when doggy is there.-
that is strange that the dog calms you...woman's best friend
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I must be the only one here who likes snoring.
I can sleep to the peaceful sound of someone breathing - I don't have to wake up and make sure that they are breathing... It's reassuring to me.
It's like safety in a sound... and I cuddle up to it.
Now - I've heard some really loud snores before - those that are super loud or those that are intermittent and not steady - those kinda bother me... LOL!
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My husband swears I clobbered his nose last week and it hurt for a whole week, he whinned quite a bit. I informed him I have no memory of such event and I think he was dreaming. -
Here's a link to recent thread that you may want to read:
Do you think it's OK for couples to have separate bedrooms?
www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/do-you-think-its-ok-for-couples-to-have-s...
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