Blog Catalog Discussion: I abuse my husband

kat822 on 'I abuse my husband '

kat822 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:54:14 -0500

that is strange that the dog calms you...woman's best friend

timethief on 'I abuse my husband '

timethief — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:08:56 -0500

Here's a link to recent thread that you may want to read:
Do you think it's OK for couples to have separate bedrooms?
http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/do-you-think-its-ok-for-couples-to-have-separate-bedrooms

becthomasphotograp on 'I abuse my husband '

becthomasphotograp — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:55:04 -0500

My husband swears I clobbered his nose last week and it hurt for a whole week, he whinned quite a bit. I informed him I have no memory of such event and I think he was dreaming.

wagerwitch on 'I abuse my husband '

wagerwitch — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:48:33 -0500

I must be the only one here who likes snoring.

I can sleep to the peaceful sound of someone breathing - I don't have to wake up and make sure that they are breathing... It's reassuring to me.

It's like safety in a sound... and I cuddle up to it.

Now - I've heard some really loud snores before - those that are super loud or those that are intermittent and not steady - those kinda bother me... LOL!

WW

ArsenicCookies on 'I abuse my husband '

ArsenicCookies — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:22:32 -0500

I am one. I kick people out of the bed (literally), shove them off, like... flop on them, etc. Both my friends and he know that separate beds on a trip are the way to go.

Strangely enough, I don't attack me dog when he's up there. I actually sleep rather peacefully without so much as a stir when doggy is there.

allsleepinfo on 'I abuse my husband '

allsleepinfo — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:17:19 -0500

You can treat your snoring yourself. Follow these simple tips and see the effects:
http://www.allsleepinfo.com/2009/02/6-tips-for-snoring-home-remedies.html

MommyWho on 'I abuse my husband '

MommyWho — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:07:44 -0500

It's funny because it didn't happen to them, and I only laugh because it happened 7 years ago. Besides, we went out with friends a while back, and instead of opening the car door for me like a gentleman would, he hit me in the head with it while I was climbing into the back seat.
And I laugh about that, too!

latinocool79 on 'I abuse my husband '

latinocool79 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:21:40 -0500

wy aife only hits me when I tickle her. She laughs while doing it though but as soon I stop she is so pissed.

ChicaX on 'I abuse my husband '

ChicaX — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:09:49 -0500

That's an interesting piece of information, I never knew that. It certainly isn't funny, but the stories as a whole are.

steveffeo on 'I abuse my husband '

steveffeo — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:04:26 -0500

Ladies why is this funny when a women hits a man it the throat? It takes less then 7 lbs to crush the windpipe.

kdawg68 on 'I abuse my husband '

kdawg68 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:47:02 -0500

oh please do tell! :)

kdawg68 on 'I abuse my husband '

kdawg68 — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:46:36 -0500

it's thermal control - works to help regulate the body temperature. Of course I also need noise, so either the ceiling fan or a humidifier is on during the night.

legbamel on 'I abuse my husband '

legbamel — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:34:26 -0500

I do, as well. At least, I did until we got a large dog that sleeps between us. Now the poor lab takes the abuse, most nights. Every time he sees a commercial for restless leg syndrome medication, I get a significant look. Rarely is there a convenient breathe-right strip commercial just after it, so that I can give him the look right back. :D At least we finally gave up trying to share the covers and got our own. It's much more restful than trying to cling to my little corner, with one leg hanging out. I had no idea that there were so many people who do that!

ChicaX on 'I abuse my husband '

ChicaX — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:04:26 -0500

Now that is sad! :/

mizhelena on 'I abuse my husband '

mizhelena — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:16:13 -0500

thats hillarious.. i would have kept my mouth shut too i think.. haha great stuff

Theresa111 on 'I abuse my husband '

Theresa111 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:20:52 -0500

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... my sides hurt! :)

shadow626 on 'I abuse my husband '

shadow626 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:21:23 -0500

you're just like my wife... and i work when she's asleep..

broalex on 'I abuse my husband '

broalex — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:31:32 -0500

At least you abuse him while you sleep. The are some girls that drive men nuts while awake. :))

faithsju243 on 'I abuse my husband '

faithsju243 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:11:30 -0500

So not so much a sleep ninja as I am a nasal symphony. I've been known to cause many sleepless nights but oddly I sleep so peacefully.

Love this thread any everyone's comments pretty funny stuff.

Sylvia on 'I abuse my husband '

Sylvia — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:10:55 -0500

I would love to respond to this,

is there an R-rated area where I can be honest about what I do to my husband while he sleeps :)

...he doesn't sleep very long :)

cranelegs on 'I abuse my husband '

cranelegs — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:05:39 -0500

we are separated by a large yellow lab. it cuts down on a lot of the sleep warfare you all are talking about. although sometimes i dream that she is hitting me with frozen pork chops.

nardeeisms on 'I abuse my husband '

nardeeisms — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:54:04 -0500

While I cannot be accused of any physical violence, from what I have been told by my husband; snoring happens to be my weapon of choice. It leaves no marks but is just as abusive - Nards

boytrotters on 'I abuse my husband '

boytrotters — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:58:19 -0500

My wife is a tiny little thing... so I wonder how it is that she manages to take up SO much room in bed. I'm usually lying precariously on the very edge of the mattress, but I haven't the heart to wake her. It's cute though. :p

XIII on 'I abuse my husband '

XIII — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:25:38 -0500

My wife does the same, it's usually the elbows that wake me up, hehe.

acousticguitarist on 'I abuse my husband '

acousticguitarist — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:40:19 -0500

http://abusedhusbands.org/

LGramlich on 'I abuse my husband '

LGramlich — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:38:59 -0500

I used to be pretty bad about it when I first moved in with him, but I'd been single for 8 years or so, so I was unaccustomed to sharing a bed. I'm much better now (we've been together 5 years as of yesterday,) although sometimes there's still an accidental jab here or there.

ChicaX on 'I abuse my husband '

ChicaX — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:10:41 -0500

OH my gosh, I just almost wet myself reading that! rofl!!

gingerbeer25 on 'I abuse my husband '

gingerbeer25 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:35:23 -0500

MommyWho..You cracked me the hell up!

gingerbeer25 on 'I abuse my husband '

gingerbeer25 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:34:35 -0500

I drool, snore and blanket steal like a champ. When he whines I always remind him that there are rewards for getting to sleep in my bed. It's not all bad....LOL

TimMc on 'I abuse my husband '

TimMc — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:28:12 -0500

Yeah, I imagine I'd get more than a kick in the night, arm across my face or cold drool spots...:)

crpitt on 'I abuse my husband '

crpitt — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:21:45 -0500

and your wife would be most unhappy :)

TimMc on 'I abuse my husband '

TimMc — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:15:20 -0500

Nawww....thanks for looking out for me! Haha. I would have felt like an absolute moron.

seaglassorganic on 'I abuse my husband '

seaglassorganic — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:14:56 -0500

Me too. My husband calls me a combat sleeper. I am completely unaware of any of these goings on, I have to take his word for it!

MommyWho on 'I abuse my husband '

MommyWho — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:13:22 -0500

My husband snores, and it drives me nuts... once I got so ticked I went to smack him and accidently karate chopped him in the windpipe.
He made a sound like I've never heard and I hope to never hear again... then rolled over and went back to sleep.
When he woke up the next morning he walked out of the bedroom rubbing his throat and said, "I think I'm coming down with something, my throat hurts."
I poured him a cup of coffee, gave him a Sudafed, and kept my mouth shut.
Now I sleep on the couch when he snores.

crpitt on 'I abuse my husband '

crpitt — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:06:33 -0500

Awwwwwwwwwww you edited :(

I should of left that for longer :)

GFG on 'I abuse my husband '

GFG — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:05:18 -0500

I thought this was a kinky post...we dont see too many of such posts around

TimMc on 'I abuse my husband '

TimMc — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:04:22 -0500

Oh my...no, hehe.

pointlessbanter on 'I abuse my husband '

pointlessbanter — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:03:47 -0500

I abuse myself...

On the regular

crpitt on 'I abuse my husband '

crpitt — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:03:02 -0500

You are sleeping with your wifes sister?

Jeunelle on 'I abuse my husband '

Jeunelle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:59:14 -0500

But you still beat each other up.