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I'm bored so I took the alphabet and tried to fill out each letter with someone I've slept with, using only first or last names, never repeating the guy.... I am missing someone for I, O, Q, T, U, V, X, Y and Z. My new goal - screw people who will fill out those letters (I've slept with way too many A's, B's and C's...LOL)

Can you do the entire alphabet song with sexual partners?

A aran
B brian
C conley
D dougherty
E eric
F frankie
G gates
H hoffman
I
J johnson
K kovick
L lisuch
M moorehead
N nate
O
P phil
Q
R raderchak
S shaun
T
U
V
W webb
X
Y
Z

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  1. alivasim
    hey there is a space left for my name.."vasim"..
    1. sjtavo
      LOL do you live near Ohio? haha! I love it - now I'll have to screen guys based on their names... hmmm I'm meeting a Tony tonight - he'd round it out! Golden! LOL
    2. alivasim
      not exactly..but u know can do nething for ya...lol...
  2. nothingprofound
    You may have to sleep with a xylophone to fill in "X."
    1. sjtavo
      Xavier...... yes, that will be tricky.....
    2. nothingprofound
      If you don't mind necrophilia, I can think of a few ancient Greeks.
  3. AtlanticEquity
    My name happens to be Iog Tuvxyz. How do you do?
    1. sjtavo
      LOL pleasure!
  4. alivasim
    hey how about Yack???
  5. alivasim
    V for vendetta...
  6. ckent27
    You get names?
    1. sjtavo
      LOL yes I always get names - I always know full names before I screw them so I can make sure they're not crazy - well, at least, have never been arrested for murder. I keep a list in my bberry of all I've screwed LOL
    2. ckent27
      I stopped keeping track once I reached for the 2nd legal pad.
    3. amybyrd21
      My neighbor had a little red book she kept them in. He neice brought it over here to look at it after she found it. Her sons names were in there along with about 200 other names and a rating system. I can count mine on both hands. lol I must suck.
  7. DeadRooster
    Statistics from CDC:

    1. One out of every five sexually active adults has herpes.
    2. At least 80 percent of those with herpes are unaware they have it.

    Let me do some math for you: if you sleep with just FOUR random people, it is actually MORE LIKELY you've slept with someone with herpes than not.

    That doesn't mean you are more likely to CONTRACT herpes, especially if you use condoms, etc., but you are flirting with disaster.

    Just thought I'd throw some cold water on this thread.
    1. sjtavo
      I get checked twice a year for STD's. as I knock on wood, I have always been clean, not even so much as a yeast infection. I don't sleep with total and complete strangers off the street - I at least have a conversation with them first. I don't know one night stands, just POA's.

      That having been said - thank you for your concern, do you know anyone who could fill in the gap in the alphabet? LOL
    2. DeadRooster
      Actually, sjtavo, I should apologize to you; it was pretty uncool of me to post that statistic in this otherwise fun thread. Sorry about that. I was just throwing out a frightening statistic. Besides, I'm not exactly the poster boy for celibacy myself.
    3. aspotofblog
      What's wrong with one-night-stands?
  8. Zpoet
    Hey, you slept with my boyfriend!
    1. sjtavo
      LOL which one?
  9. wagerwitch
    You could give them nicknames...

    Like

    Q - Q-Tip or "QUALITY"

    X - X-tra tuff or X-tra LONG

    I - Itsy bitsy

    Y - Yah/No

    U - UgottabekiddingmewhatwasIthinking

    Etc.
    1. ckent27
      Wagerwitch--I'm not sure a guy would like the nickname Q-Tip. LOL
  10. brianomaracroft
    You slept with a guy named Johnson? Well, did the name fit?
  11. dbowles1017
    For some reason I have a 'K' fixation. I don't know why.
    1. DaniG
      So do I. My hubby's name is Ken!
    2. dbowles1017
      Haha, Katie, kate, and katherine, are the main offenders here
  12. crazyTsu
    Hmm I could become an irfan, Tsu, Umbrella, Victor, Xylophone etc

    Wait a minute, I am already Tsu
    1. DaniG
      Careful! You're going to get her all excited....
    2. crazyTsu
      What? I am not even started

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