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I Have No Desire To See Your Blog
Posted by lordlikely • 2/17/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: avoidance, blogs, links, promotion
Good day!
Due to popular demand, here is the I Have No Desire To See Your Blog thread, as suggested by my glorious self in another thread on these very boards.
The point of this discussion is simple: should you post a link to your blog or website here, I will absolutely refuse to visit it, and will in fact try anything to avoid it.
So go ahead and feel free to put your links here, but I shall not look at any of them. I might even turn away from the screen, just to be sure.
Toodle-pip!
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Blast! You have an extraordinarily tempting web-address there.
But still, I must remain strong and dedicated to the cause, and will refuse to visit it. -
Screw this, I'm visiting. -
toodle pip ha ha I'll have to use that one
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Please do not visit my blog under any circumstances. www.travisjmorgan.com
thank you. I look forward to not seeing your there.
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Marvellous! I hope there will be a warm reception for when I definitely do not arrive.
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Ha! You do not fool me that easily!
I know for a fact that your sperm is incredibly weak, thus you could not possibly conceive a love-child of any sort.
Nice try, sonny!
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LL: I respect your desire to not visit my blog. I recently wrote a charming piece about beards with a moustache chaser. Seeing that your mustache is so voluptuous, i'm sure there is no need for you to gain any wisdom about the attainment and maintenance of facial hair. I find myself daydreaming about what Jesus would look like with only a mustache, and can only assume he would look as stunning as yourself.-
Jesus himself daydreams about having a moustache as luxuriant as mine.
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DARE ACCEPTED.
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*ROFL!*
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My sperm takes preformance enhancing steroids and can bench press 300 lbs, so there.
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are you ready to prove it?
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I stand corrected, as the orthopedic patient once said.
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I am sure you will not visit!!! positivensuccess.blogspot.com becasue it contains Motivational, inspirational, personal development, life style, optimism, relationship tips-
I shall positively not visit your site, do not fear.
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I must depart momentarily, but do not worry - I shall catch up with not visiting your blogs when I return.
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No worries, we most certainly will not miss you.
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LIES!
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Is that a good thing, or a really terrible thing?
Either way, I have absolutely not visited your web-log. Huzzah!
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By 'peculiar' I take it you mean 'devastatingly brilliant'?
I suppose I shall never know, as I have not visited your blog. Ah, well.
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Please don't visit me at all. Unless you really want to play guitar properly, and I'm not sure if that's likely or not.
If you want the address you'll have to find me-
Playing the guitar is definitely not Likely! I have people to play the guitar for me, you see, at luncheons, dinner-dates or even whilst sitting on the toilet.
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hopefully you won't drown out the bass player
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Ah Lord Likely!
I see you are at your aristocratic best this morning. Absolutley spiffing sir; one must do what one can to keep the plebs in their place. As I am sure you are aware I am a lady of no uncertain means so it would definately not be advisable to visit me as I fear you would be swallowed up in a mad passionate desire to make electronic love to me. Therefore Sir, restrain youself and peruse your copies of Dickens instead.
Yours as ever,
Lady Muck.-
Ah, how many nights I have found myself alone in the mansion, with my Dickens in my hand. Terrible shame, really.
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Marvelous thread. I shant leave my URL for fear that the most likely of lords migh err and visit unwittingly.-
Good man! Or horse.
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I don't know either, as I made sure to not frequent either of them. What a conundrum!
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Finally a thread not begging or offering something. Thank you sir!-
You are quite welcome. I am nice like that.
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LoL
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Does 'LoL' stand for 'Love of Likely'? I presume so.
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Well Sir, I'll just call you LordUnlikely.
As in, Lord Unlikely to visit my blog:
necrofiles.blogspot.com
But see, I have two blogs. And this is a review of another blog on my other blog:
metabloggingsecrets.blogspot.com/2008/02/bloggernoob-review-of-money-making...
So you see, there is a loophole.
You can NOT visit my real blog, but still visit my other blog.
You can NOT visit someone else's blog by visiting my other blog, with a review of another blog, which would mean you would in fact NOT visit 2 blogs at once by visiting this blog:
metabloggingsecrets.blogspot.com/2008/02/bloggernoob-review-of-money-making...
Do you have the desire to double up on your NOT visiting of blogs?
"a desire which is not met becomes pestillence"- WILLIAM BLAKE-
You are very cunning sir. Very cunning INDEED.
But never underestimate my dedication to my own demented cause. As such, I have visited none of the web-logs to which you have linked.
"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!" - William Shakespeare. -
Drats!
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You state you have no desire to visit my blog, but you are, in fact, quite incorrect. You dream of it night and day!
www.loquaciouscurmudgeon.net
How else can you find out what Bigelow tea company has planned for the colonies next?-
See, now I am in a pickle, for I do indeed visit this particular web-log, and Uncle Loquacious commands my respect like few others. Do I now stop visiting, to maintain my target?
Heavens, it makes one's head spin!
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Oh! I see what you've done. Very clever. VERY CLEVER INDEED.
Luckily, I can still visit this one:
lordlikely.co.uk
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Drats..you won't be so lucky next time..
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I think it's funny that this was bumped right on top of the post that reads, "I would love to see your blogs".
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I know. A little bit of serendipity there, perhaps?
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Who is this Sarah N Dipity of which you speak?
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Huzzah! -
I know personally, I'll spend time making sure not to read each and every one of these. -
Yes! One more person to add to the list of literally billions that don't read my blog daily!
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Who said that?
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Sorry, I worded that incorrectly. I meant to say, here's another blog for you to refuse to visit. My mistake.
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Why are all of you being sooo giving when it has been made very clear that Lord Likely DOES NOT want to receive??? LOL-
I much prefer to give. And give and give and give.
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Of course you will not visit. I, who have dropped cards at your unlikely site, have never even received a return drop. So I can attest to the fact that you will indeed not visit.-
Oh! I apologise for not dropping. I try to keep on top of the drops, but when one is as popular as I, it proves rather tricky.
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LOL Great thread pmsl-
Are you suggesting I am suffering from Premenstrual Syndrome?
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Likely you are a cad and a bounder!! And if I ever catch you sniffing around either my blog or my daughter again, I'll have you flogged to within an inch of your life sir!!-
Promises, promises!
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Whew! I am all caught up with my non-visiting of all these blogs.
I am quite exhausted, now.-
lordlikely; Just went to your site your adventures are hilarious good stuff.
p.s I forbid you to look at my blog LOL
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Thank you for your kind words. Many thanks indeed.
Unfortunately, flattery will get you nowhere in this instance, and I have still not visited your web-log.
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well if you are not interested in hanging around the knitknot tree with a bunch of young and old chicks, then sure stay away.
jafabrit.blogspot.com/-
Yes, really, I mean it DON'T visit MY BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeLOG!
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Alright then, I shan't!
I would hate to disappoint a lady. -
I'm no lady
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Silly man, we both know that you already spent last night tied securely to four posts over at www.offendedblogger.com .
You do remember that I took photographic evidence, don't you?
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LOL! tooooooo funny.
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Pornographic evidence?
That's my favourite kind of evidence.
They don't call it the Scotland yard for nothing.
Oh er wait photographic. Ewps. -
Confound it! I was sure I had destroyed the negatives.
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I would not even allow you near my blog! It is not because your first name is Lord that you come close to nobility, sir. -
Plus, he's been known to undress at inappropriate times.
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No time is inappropriate for nudity, sir.
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I do, and I did, thus I could not see your web-log.
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Well I really don't have time to invite visitors one by one...LOL.
So, please do not treat this as a special invite, but rather as an uninvite.
www.funepets.com
woof woof-
I accept your uninvitation, sir.
Should I definitely not bring a bottle when I absolutely refuse to visit?
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I'm glad you have no desire to see my blog...because I absolutely do not want you to visit! You are not invited. By no means should you click the following...
www.addicted2decor.blogspot.com-
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I have done the not clicking.
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He always comes to my blog
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that's because he's afraid of willy -
he loves willy
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that's just what he tells you cuz he's afraid of willy
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I think he loves Willy too. It's a good playmate for Lord Palmerston.
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they wrestle together
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Betcha you love when they wrestle
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My proud Lord Palmerston would batter Willy senseless.
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Well I love a good cock fight
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It would certainly be some stiff competition.
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The one on top would determine the rhythm of the match
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Didnt you agree to suck it and see cr ;-) ?-
Just remember to post the video to youtube!
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I have no desire for you to see my blog.-
I have no desire to see it, thus we are equal! Hooray!
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Well I'm not buyin' it...and I'm not gonna post my link and you can't make me.
Neener neener neener!
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Did you...did you just poke your tongue out at me?
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Why yes I did.
Was it good for you?
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That's a shame. I'm sure if you had given it a chance, my blog would become your absolute favorite...then again, I've heard stories about you and am rethinking that last statement. -
I don't know, currently my own web-log is my absolute favourite, so yours would have to be pretty special to topple it in my affections!
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Does it count that I'm special?
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Why not? Come on... have a look... oh, come on... blog.butterflymedia.ro
Try it, time back guarantee, I'll take you to a coffee if you don't like my blog. I have more, www.cgbutterfly.com and dnd.clubcafe.org
You don't have to look if you don't want to, but... please look, do look now, please...-
I like the bribery motif very much. I am always open to such wanton attempts to get my attention.
But NO! I must be strong!
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WELL I'D LOVE TO SEE LORD LIKELY'S...
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big huge blog!!!!
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You are always welcome to look at it, my dear.
You mat even caress it if you so wish.
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Please don't look at my blog. It's not your kind of thing.
In fact, I've taken out a restraining order. You must not come within 15 Mb of my blog.
Looking at my blog may very well disturb the natural order of things and has been proven to cause wiener cancer.
For the love of humanity, don't even think about my blog.-
I am awfully tempted to visit now, as I do so relish disturbing the natural order of things.
No, dammit! I shall not succumb! Your reverse-psychological mind games shall not work on me, you blaggard! -
It's ok to be afraid. We can't all be heroes.
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I am a lord, thus I am doing quite nicely for myself, thank you very much.
I have solid-gold cutlery, don't you know.
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www.WhyBuyUsedCars.com
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A spanking? Does that hold true for all of us? I'll be right over. I"ve been a naughthy, naughty boy.
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I am mightily tempted to visit, in exchange for a firm spanking.
But I shall resist, and be content with spanking myself instead.
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The Nearby Future. Visit it, or else face the peril of not knowing exactly which states will be under water after the ice caps melt.
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I'm having a "Blog" party NOW, but your address was conveniently lost and forgotten. Therefore, you were NOT invited. Toodles.
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But I put the 'art' in 'party', you know!
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You sound like a man peering into a mirror, looking for signs of illness with your brazen attack on conventional negativism. A touch of madness seems to embellish your every attempt to attain such a perverse "normalcy." You appear to fear exposing yourself to mind-numbingly dull content and insipid hogwash to a point where you will flaunt your superior intellect in the faces of your peers in the form of a disrepectful taunt. I find this unbecoming and adamanatly refuse permission for you to visit my blog.-
I know I am, but what are you?
(Heavens, sometimes I am so quick-witted I even astonish myself!)
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Ha....
God bless you brother... I came here after you visited my blog at www.sermonalive.com
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I don't need to worry that you won't visit me. My blog is far to girly for someone in your position in any case.
Therefore I won't see you there soon!
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I say! You'd best not visit my blog!
spiralreverie.blogspot.com
Word around town is that you can contract the pox there! Which pox, you ask? Why all of them, of course!-
That is a lot of pox.
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Which Jim, exactly?
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Ok, look, you can look at my blog as everyone seems to be terribly touchy all of a sudden....
Just click here: www.weightlos.s.; g; uururu78-.co-0m89=arg!!!WT-F..HELP!¬ A tiger!! -
I am pretty sure you will not visit recheers.blogspot.com/ lol -
Your Lordship, I am inquisitive as to what one does with oneself whilst one is not visiting others blogs (apart from having your Dickens in your hand of course)- perhaps afternoon tea and crumpets?-
I do love a bit of crumpet, it has to be said.
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Click here -> lupideloop.blogspot.com/
And you will win......... not!
But I am feeling so demented at the moment I doubt you would want to risk catching it too!-
Was awonderin....
Have ye managed to keep yer rovin eyes off me blog?
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Don't go here www.magpieszone.com or you will get confused -
What a marvelous man you are indeed, Lord Likely.-
I know, I know. It really is most trying to be so constantly wonderful, you know.
Also, I have still not visited any of the web-logs herein. Huzzah!
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I request you not to visit my photoblog and not view the stunning imagery: print-digital.info/photo-blogging -
Lord Unlikely??
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I believe that may be my evil twin.
Or the good twin, depending on how you look at it.
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You must see skdd.wordpress.com what goodies are there for you, Lord Likely.
On another note ... I was speaking with Thomas Hamburger, and he asked me if I had seen any of Andy's cartoons. I assured him I had and I likened Andy to one, John Cleese. Same whacky sense of humor and all. But he seemed to think Andy was older than 29. Is he correct? It just seems to me that Andy is so mature, by my reading his work and my active imagination and all.-
Good day! Mr. Andrew D Fanton (esq), the miscreant who edits my fine journals is indeed twenty-nine years of age.
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And shiny too ...
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And full of pips.
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Despite the bikini-clad lady on the side, there, I still did not visit.
I am getting rather good at this.
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Note to self: get a URL with the word sex, hooker, porn or fart in it. I will be rich beyond measure!
Or I will simply have a domain name with the word sex, hooker, porn or fart in it.
One or the other.-
Quick! Register pornhookersexfart.com immediately!
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LL,
i've discovered some old pictures of janet reno in a bikini that i will be posting to my blog at
newsblip.blogspot.com/
i know that you will be tempted to look.....-
Must...resist...
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LL: I'm seriously considering starting a new thread entitled "Don't you Dare read My blog... it's not worth your time." O heck, why not.
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I think you may well be on to a winner. Nobody does what they're told.
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I'm thinking of starting a new blog at www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/i-have-no-desire-to-see-your-blog but I think you may have visited it already!?!-
Cunning. Very cunning. But merely thinking about starting a blog is no good. It needs to be done before it can count.
Thinking gets you nowhere!
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I have some paintings of Lady Likely in some provocative positions with the Duke of Earl, would you like to buy them?
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Lady Likely? There is no Lady Likely! I am a swinging bachelor (with the emphasis firmly on the 'swinging').
Unless you mean my mother. In which case NO, I would not like to buy them. That'd be disturbing.
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I want my site to suddenly not be visited!
geeilovelavalamps.blogspot.com-
Consider it suddenly not visited!
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Ooh... you're good.
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I know!
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If you like beer and wine, you'll never like this site:
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forget janet reno in a bikini....i've discovered secret pics of larry the cable guy in a speedo....
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This is almost as bad as baking soda.-
By 'bad' I take it you mean 'breathtakingly brilliant'?
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What ever happened to the Love Dungeon? I miss the stiff drinks.-
I occasionally tend to the Love Dungeon, when I have the time. It is not easy being such an astonishingly active aristocrat, you know, my dear!
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I imagine it is NOT! I imagine it is very, very, VERY HARD!!!!
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Unrulyweds.com
For people who are married or may become married. Or have been married. Or know married people. Or even if you've ever just been merry.
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Hi again...I'm not gonna ask you to visit my blog . But, just to say...keep it up.
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You will most likely rather ignore my blog.
It contains nothing but filth, immature and bawdy humour.
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Okay body boy. Let's see if you can handle the pressure.
indrit.blogspot.com Title: Food For Your BRAIN!
Hahh...,
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