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I need a salary joke

Posted by jims • 5/15/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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My boss is not sending me salary on time. Think he just forgot about it. I want to remind him of my salary in a humorous way. Can you give me clean salary reminding jokes that can be emailed to him???

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5/15/09

MadAboutGifts

Mr. X is very famous for his rather "Dumb" personality.

A few months back, he was applying for a job. He stared and stared at the application form for about 10 minutes, thinking what to answer for the question:
Question_1. Salary Expected __________

He ultimately answered: Yes ;-)

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1. 5/15/09
  
  jims
  
  Thanks Madaboutgifts
5/15/09

dsriharsha

My Boss is like a lamb. Whenever anyone asks for a pay rise or a day off he says : 'Baah!'

Employee: 'Sir, my wage packet this week is empty'
Boss: 'I know. They don't make money in small enough denominations to pay what you're worth.

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1. 5/15/09
  
  jims
  
  dsriharsha, my boss is no lamb, he is a pig ;-)
5/15/09

PetLvr

"That reminds me of Eddie"

Wanna go for lunch?

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1. 5/15/09
  
  Friday13
  
  Mwahahahaha!
2. 5/15/09
  
  jims
  
  ;-)
5/16/09

Guzzo

He didn't forget about it. Try this approach..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuAVgWJ28Hw

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