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I will answer all your questions

Posted by calais50 • 9/26/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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I'm bored as hell.

I have no particular expertise in any area and will answer all your questions.

So ask away!

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  1. EXZombie
    9/26/08
    EXZombie
    Why?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      answer: that's what Barbara Bush said when Georgie was born.
  2. craftymug
    9/26/08
    craftymug
    I can't think of a single question so I'll just say Hello.
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      hi
  3. EXZombie
    9/26/08
    EXZombie
    If a train leaves Chicago at 1,000 MPH and another leaves New York at 1,000 MPH, Which one would crash into the other first?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      You didn't say they were headed toward each other, so they probably wouldn't crash. If they were on the same path, they would crash at the same time
  4. saiffarooqi
    9/26/08
    saiffarooqi
    what should i ask you?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      What car do you drive?
  5. carlgalloway
    9/26/08
    carlgalloway
    Why do basketballers have to be tall, I mean wouldn't it be easier to find players if they just drop the height of the hoop?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Good question! I had to think about it for a minute. It seems to me, the super tall players would still have an advantage and be the best players.
  6. Friday13
    9/26/08
    Friday13
    Just say 42!
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      ??
    2. Friday13
      9/26/08
      Friday13
    3. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Oh, yes. I remember hearing that before!
  7. SweetViolet
    9/26/08
    SweetViolet
    Have you ever travelled outside North America?

    If so, where did you go and what did you like/dislike about your experience?

    If not, would you like to? Where? Why?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Yes, to Ireland and Jamaica.

      Ireland-gorgeous scenery, friendly people, the roads were too narrow, but added to the charm. I enjoyed the pubs and traditional music.

      Jamaica-beautiful beaches. didn't like-I didn't venture away from my resort much for safety reasons
    2. SweetViolet
      9/26/08
      SweetViolet
      Cool!

      When are you coming to South Africa?
    3. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      I would today if I could
    4. SweetViolet
      9/26/08
      SweetViolet
      Let me know when you're coming...I'll be your guide. I love this place and I know all the good shopping spots!
    5. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      sure thing
  8. foodbeast
    9/26/08
    foodbeast
    if you could only have one food to eat for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      potatoes-one of the few foods that alone will keep you fairly healthy
    2. SweetViolet
      9/26/08
      SweetViolet
      Oh, yum! I love potatoes!
  9. homelessgirl
    9/26/08
    homelessgirl
    Do you like cheesecake?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Love it-turtle cheesecake is the best
    2. Friday13
      9/26/08
      Friday13
      I was afraid to know what turtle cheesecake was made of, given the first part of its name, but then I did a search. Whew!
    3. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      you mean it's not made of turtles? I need to adjust my recipe...
    4. Friday13
      9/26/08
      Friday13
      Next thing you know, they'll stop using buffaloes for buffalo wings.
  10. EXZombie
    9/26/08
    EXZombie
    Whats is better? A Free Virus Download or a Virus Free Download?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Um...the 2'nd one
  11. carlgalloway
    9/26/08
    carlgalloway
    Should the five main food groups be changed to meat, chocolate, cheesecake, candy floss, and black forest cake?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Yes, with exception of candy floss-not sure what it is. Let's substitute pasta for that one.
    2. SweetViolet
      9/26/08
      SweetViolet
      candy floss=cotton candy. Carl must be a Brit.
    3. carlgalloway
      9/26/08
      carlgalloway
      hmmm, candy floss, maybe you Americans have a different name for it. It's pink and fluffy, and you get it at fairs, and it's made from sugar that is heated and spun in a big tub
    4. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Ohhhh! I was picturing flavored dental floss, lol. yummy!
    5. carlgalloway
      9/26/08
      carlgalloway
      @sweetviolet:
      How dare you? I am not a Brit!!! Evil scum of the world those folk...

      I was brought up in Natal, did most of my schooling in Pietermaritzburg
    6. SweetViolet
      9/26/08
      SweetViolet
      @carl...with a UK surname like Galloway and using Brit words like "candy floss" it is easy for an ignorant Yank like me to mistake you for a Brit.

      My husband was born and raised in Natal. We live in Cape Town now.
  12. Friday13
    9/26/08
    Friday13
    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Astronaut's foot?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      No, silly. They get anal probes.
  13. homelessgirl
    9/26/08
    homelessgirl
    What was the last movie you saw?
    [reply]
  14. calais50
    9/26/08
    calais50
    The Prestige with Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale for the 3'rd time. Excellent movie.
    [reply]
  15. EXZombie
    9/26/08
    EXZombie
    Would you kill a thousand of these with your own bloody hands in order to add 100 years to your life......



    YOU MONSTER! SAY NO ALREADY! Look at those big puppy eyes! How could you even think about it for this long? Stop reading and say no!
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      ROFL!

      Who's precious? Who's precious? Aren't you just the cutest little thing ever? Yes you are. Yes you are.

      Sorry about that. What was the question again?
  16. downwordspiral
    9/26/08
    downwordspiral
    Do you believe the earth is round?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      At this time I do not, but I don't deny the possibility.
    2. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      the ol' bait and switch, lol.
  17. downwordspiral
    9/26/08
    downwordspiral
    Editing is fun.
    [reply]
    1. Friday13
      9/26/08
      Friday13
      Hah!
  18. daniel23
    9/26/08
    daniel23
    Who was that one bloke on the grassy knoll anyway?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      Photobucket

      mystery solved
    2. daniel23
      9/26/08
      daniel23
      sorted!
    3. EXZombie
      9/26/08
      EXZombie
      WHA WHA WEE WHA?
    4. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      @ Zombie-that is correct.
  19. psychosolodiver
    9/26/08
    psychosolodiver
    How many lobsters will I catch tonight?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      None, but you will catch 2 hooks, a half-smoked cigarette, and a used syringe.
    2. psychosolodiver
      9/26/08
      psychosolodiver
      I hope you're totally wrong! I am the expert!
    3. calais50
      9/26/08
      calais50
      I hope I'm wrong too. How many do you usually catch?
    4. psychosolodiver
      9/28/08
      psychosolodiver
      Ha! You are wrong, but not by much!

      psychosolodiver.com/?p=1418
      psychosolodiver.com/?p=1419

      Me with my lobster
    5. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Good for you! Yummy, did you have him for dinner?
  20. EXZombie
    9/26/08
    EXZombie
    Would you rather go into an MMA fight against a guy 3 weight classes above you or.........

    Would you *SOB*.... Would you..... GAH! YOU MONSTER! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SUCH A CRUEL THING TO THESE TWO BABYS



    You truly are a monster, You wouldn't get punched in the jaw by a fist hitting with enough preasure to crack diamonds so you could get enjoyment out of doing terrible things to these darlings.

    MONSTER!
    [reply]
  21. wigwam2theorem
    9/26/08
    wigwam2theorem
    If they gave all of the bailout package money to me, how long would it take me to spend it all?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      2 years, 3 months and 1 day. You could buy the US Open for that!
    2. wigwam2theorem
      10/07/08
      wigwam2theorem
      That long??? Sheesh, I gotta learn to spend money faster (in order to stimulate the economy...)
    3. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Yep, pretty pitiful spending. I recommend you watch the movie "Brewster's Millions" for some pointers on spending money or even better, contact
      the GAO (general acctg office) of the US govt. The will give you some
      names of businesses that sell $10,000 toilet seats and such.
  22. Sway
    9/26/08
    Sway
    What are the chances of the Earth being hit with a Gamma Ray burst today? Hint: there is a 1% chance that the Earth will be hit by a Gamma Ray burst once in it's life time of 7 billion years.
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      My answer is 0.000000000000003913894324853
      7 billion yrs X 365 days in a year = 2.555 trillion (# of days in 7 bil yrs)

      1/2.555 trillion= 0.000000000000391389432485323
      (likelihood that any particular event will happen on a particular day within the 7 billion years)

      0.000000000000391389432485323 X .01=0.000000000000003913894324853
  23. dosox
    9/26/08
    dosox
    What is my middle name?
    [reply]
    1. LGramlich
      9/26/08
      LGramlich
      Skippy.
    2. dosox
      9/28/08
      dosox
      Shhhh :-(
  24. LGramlich
    9/26/08
    LGramlich
    What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      African or European?
    2. LGramlich
      10/07/08
      LGramlich
      What? I don't know that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  25. psychosolodiver
    9/28/08
    psychosolodiver
    Do you think chicks look at my blog and think, "Damn! That guy is so macho!"?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Absolutely! You need to change your name from psycho to macho man
  26. ekim941
    10/07/08
    ekim941
    It's been 10 days, are you still bored?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      I'm at work, so yes, lol
  27. Shy
    10/07/08
    Shy
    Why can my ex not just up and disappear?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      He can for the right amount of money
  28. Shy
    10/07/08
    Shy
    where do I make payment and whom too???????? **claps her hands in excitement**
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Photobucket

      These guys. Address-Da Bronx
  29. faithsju243
    10/07/08
    faithsju243
    When are short men going to stop asking me out?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      When you get this t-shirt
      Photobucket
    2. faithsju243
      10/07/08
      faithsju243
      ROFL....do they sell those at Tar-jay?
    3. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Why not? They sell everything else. Oh, I read your dwarf post. Cracked me up.
  30. blackzero85
    10/07/08
    blackzero85
    If you were given a lightsaber, what would you do?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      I've pondered that question many times, but I don't think you can truly know what you would do until you're actually in that situation.
    2. blackzero85
      10/07/08
      blackzero85
      Then, for good or evil purpose would it be?
    3. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      It would have been helpful this past weekend when I was trying to take the packaging off a new exercise bike I bought. I ended up using a screw driver and a steak knife to remove some staples. I jabbed myself in the hand with the steak knife and got a deep cut. If I'd had the light sabre, I could have melted the staples with it.
    4. blackzero85
      10/07/08
      blackzero85
      Ouch that hurts. Is it that severe? I hope you're okay.

      Sorry for asking something silly...
    5. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Silly questions are fun. I'm fine. Thanks for asking. The weird thing is when I got cut, it was on a Sunday and I was listening to a song called "Bloody Sunday."
  31. Shy
    10/07/08
    Shy
    If you could pick any super power to have what would it be?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Definitely the power to read people's minds. It would be interesting to see how powerful a person could get and how far they could go in the world just by being able to read minds.
    2. blackzero85
      10/07/08
      blackzero85
      -_- Woah that answer of yours.... you're not a good person.

      lol j/k
    3. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      What?? Just because I want to take over the world, I'm a bad person?
  32. jadedconformist
    10/07/08
    jadedconformist
    If you read the mind of your boyfriend, and it was revealed he loved someone else more but liked you enough to not risk going after the other person--would you prefer to be aware of that, or simply continue in your blissful happiness unaware?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Blissfully unaware. I wouldn't read the mind of people I care about. Which would you prefer?
  33. kdawg68
    10/07/08
    kdawg68
    How could the terminator films be possible?

    Think on this for a moment. John Conner sends Kyle Reece back in time to defend his mother, and he ends up knocking her up with John Conner. Doesn't that mean the original John Conner (the one who sent Reece back in time) could never have existed?

    How about this...in T2 - the Cyberdine engineer (Miles Bennett Dyson - I have detailed files) responsible for building Skynet (the computer system that declares war on humanity) says that his research was feuled by finding the robotic hand of the Terminator from the first film. Doesn't this mean that the original Skynet could not have been built? How could it have been built without the first terminator having already come back in time?

    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      You're making my head hurt
  34. jadedconformist
    10/07/08
    jadedconformist
    I'd probably settle with being blissfully unaware, and being satisfied with baselessly accusing them of a wandering eye. I'm not a big fan of 'thought-crimes' anyway.
    [reply]
  35. Sylvia
    10/07/08
    Sylvia
    I have several questions....

    How do they get the caramilk in the caramilk bar?

    Will my husband every do the dishes?

    How can I get my kids in bed by 9pm without a fight?

    Should I make pasta and meatballs or chicken and rice for dinner?

    and finally....

    Can you cook our dinner and have it here by 6:30PM??
    [reply]
    1. jadedconformist
      10/07/08
      jadedconformist
      She can't cook! She seriously messed up her ex-husband.
    2. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Defitely the chicken and rice. Yum! I'm having dinner with you.

      As far as the kiddies going to bed at 9-focus your energy on something more likely to happen, like inventing a time machine.

      When will your hubby do the dishes? When you go to the store, buy a dishwasher, and marry it.
    3. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Erick,
      I resent that! I can cook. My boiled water is excellent!
  36. ranjithsmit
    10/07/08
    ranjithsmit
    I Wanna earn more from blog any tips or answers you have??
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      I don't make money from mine, so I'm sorry I can't help.
  37. irtiza104
    10/07/08
    irtiza104
    y is my x so complecated?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      she's crazy
  38. dosox
    10/07/08
    dosox
    When will i get married?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      In July when you're 27.
  39. dosox
    10/07/08
    dosox
    @calais50
    7 years to go huh
    [reply]
  40. kdawg68
    10/07/08
    kdawg68
    i'll try again..perhaps Terminator was a bad choice of topics....let's move on to Isandlwana (battle of).

    Who is more responsible for the English defeate at the hands of the Zulu impi? Was it colonial sapper Col. Anthony Durnford? Or was it the highest ranking imperial officer who perished in the camp, Lt. Col. Henry Pulleine?

    Many books argue back and forth on the subject. Some lionize Durnford (i.e. "The Washing of the Spears"), while others are more critical of his indecision in conjunction with the confusion of Pulleine's standing orders (i.e., "How Can Man Die Better?").

    I love asking such bizarre questions.
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      my answer-1867?
  41. dosox
    10/07/08
    dosox
    Can you take me for a ride?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Sorry, but no. My car is being repaired. I'll call you a cab though.
  42. kdawg68
    10/07/08
    kdawg68
    What would you do if I sang out of tune?
    [reply]
    1. calais50
      10/07/08
      calais50
      Stand up and walk out on you.
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