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I wrote a blog recently about sex!!!! it was hard but this is what I wrote... my blog thedaily-sy.blogspot.com
Posted by Sharonydouglas • 26 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: MEN, moral dilemna, personal blogs, relationships, sex
The other day I went grocery shopping with my girl friend Jess. When we got to the produce aisle it made me think of old flames. She started to pick up ingredients for a salad. When she picked up a cucumber the little girl inside of me giggled and Jess already knew what game we were about to play.
The Game: Compare the Penis to a Vegetable
The Veggie Scale 1 - 10:
1 -2. Baby Carrot - Short and small
2-3. The String Bean - average length but very skinny
3-4. Ocra - below average width, average length
4-6. Pickle - Average length average width
6. Carrot - long but small at the tip and wide at the bottom
7-9. Eggplant - long, wide..... bigger at the tip... simply amazing... nothing further
10. CUCUMBER - Long and wide the most glorified male specimen on the planet
After we went through the scale, Jess and I got into a heated discussion about a particular Flame.
I recently got out of a "relationship" with an Ocra. His name is Brian. Brian and I "dated" for about 9 months. The first time I slept with him I never wanted to sleep with him again. It was horrible. It was sloppy and one of the most horrifying experiences of my life. He was rushing and it was obvious that he hadn't had sex in a very long time. It was over before it started and he was a begger....
What is a begger? A begger is a man that will ask a women over and over again to do things that they don't want to do and have no intention on doing. Brian is the kind of guy that will BEG you to give him oral. How do ask someone to you oral? He could think of a million ways to ask. By giving me compliments like, "You're the best, I only want you to do it" and, " Come on, suck my dick PLEASE".
Anyways, Brian started off as a horrible partner, eventually he got it. For a while there, I actually looked forward to hooking up but he was an A-S-S, so I had to let him go. But his Ocra penis goes to show that size doesn't always matter.
Men we will always talk about you. It's important for you to know that it's all in good humor. Most women aren't concerned about the size of your manhood but its just really fun to talk about.
By the way... NO offense Brian. 
thedaily-sy.blogspot.com/2009/10/men-and-sex-yes-we-talk-about-you-too.html
User Comments
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By looking at your chart, I guess I'm a cucumber.
Men talk about this all the time too. Well, my gay friends do. :-)-
LOL.. yeah I wrote this because I felt like men feel like its ok to talk about us but get offended when we talk about them.
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Prove it??? =D no, seriously, prove it by posting a pic.
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Thank your for an honest talk about sex. "Sex" and "shame" were inter-connected in my life, my emotions. It is something I confront even to this day. I was always more comfortable masturbating while imagining a sexual encounter than actually experiencing one. The fact that I can even say this today shows I have confronted my shame to some extent, but the reality of shame still exists. I am now an "old man" and my sex needs have diminished to some extent. I would like to go back in time and be a more open and honest person. I particularly owe a debt to my wife of a few years when I was a relatively young man. (I was 32, she was 23 when we married. She was much more open and honest that I. I am sorry I was not the full husband I was too filled with shame, insecurity, to be and become.)-
Talking about sex is really hard even in todays society. everyone is worried about what might think about it even though everyone does it.
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I just want to be more open about everything.. including sex
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Rivy, your honesty touches me deeply!!
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I checked out your blog. I like the title - The Venting Machine. "Venting". I like the play on the words. I think of "venting" as releasing a steam of emotions - but yours, while revealing your feelings, are released thoughtfully and well-said. I enjoyed reading your takes on other life issues too. I will check out more.
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thanks I really appreciate that and that was exactly the message i wanted to send
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Gotta wear protection
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where did you find this pic
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Hahahahahahaha...only u,well db and well nevermind-
lol THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!
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I am dealing (and have only dealt) with the cumcumberplant I married, lol! I don't think i'd be willing to "do it" w/ sm1 with a baby carrot, unless I fell in love first b4 finding out, lol!
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lol I wish I could say the same..
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Sharon if 1 post about sex is difficult, may I direct you to my blog. I think the cure lays there. I used to be nervous, insecure and scared about sex and my abilities. Since starting my blog, i swear it's like I am a new woman, I take it how I want and when I want and my "rapee" loves it, lol! Since I naturally love talking about sex, my blog just feels my needs.
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Lolita.. I am definitely going to check you out...
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btw. if you don't want to give a guy h***, just tell him he's too big for your jaw... wouldn't work for those string-bean guys though...
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lol.. anything to avoid doing that
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Um so discreet
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