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If you could change your name
Posted by Sam1982 • 5/11/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humor, humour, name change, porn name
What would you change it to?
What would you name someone judging by their avatar?
Alternatively what would your pornstar name be? (First name = pets name, second name = the street you live on )
I choose for myself the name:
Ken.Hooooo.Greyskull
My porn name would be
Benny Lisa-Rise
User Comments
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Blaise...I always liked that name for some reason -
as in - pronounced "blaze"? that would be pretty cool
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exactly...
My lady and I already agreed if we ever have a boy in the future that will be his name
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I always wanted to be called Savannah after watching north and south as a kid!
My porn star name would be Ginger fielding!-
Funnily enough that actually sounds like it would work as a porn name
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Oh yeah my porn name would be "Whiskey Colfax"
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haha classic!
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Puddles -
Electra or Sky -
I wouldn't change my name. My name sounds very dignified and romantic in an old fashioned way. As as kid, I hated it though.
My porn name would be Kitty Oriole.-
For whatever reason, your post makes me think your name is Jane Austen.
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I still hate my name Whence why I shorten it to Sam.
Oriole - that just sound dirty for some reason haha, kinda like a Cockney version of Glory Hole -
Or Kitty Aureole.
My name is Eugenia. It's hard to pronounce, difficult to spell, and very unusual nowadays.
Scarlett O'Hara's daughter with Rhett Butler, Bonnie Blue Butler's real name was actually Eugenia.
Oh and I take the Jane Austen as a compliment as she is my favorite author times a bizillion. -
That is a nice name. I like it.
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At least Eugenia is relatively unique
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Aw, thanks CA. It was a bitch to grow up with though. I HATED it when people would call me Eugene.
Parents! Don't saddle your children with atrocious names. It's hard enough to be a kid. Think of the Saturday Night Live skit. -
On another note the international award for the worst name of 2008 went to none other than a family in Auckland NZ who named their son "4-real" because when he finally came out the realised that their child was "for real".
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That is horrendous! They deserve to have an unruly teenager who hates them.
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I think they were teens themselves. They would have to be with that sort of mindset
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for reals yo
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Yeah, underdeveloped frontal lobes and over active hormones.
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yep - they were polynesian kids who over here idolize american gang-lore and gangster rap, so in part the street talk had an influence on that kids name
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@Still / Eugenia
You should be happy, actually...in a world with so many bland names, yours stands out. There should definitely be a few nineteenth century poems entitled "Ode to Eugenia" somewhere. -
I can actually pinpoint the moment when I started liking my name. There was this lovely, twisted little movie years ago called "Angels and Insects".
The characters in it were really warped, twisted Victorians. Well, the main character was a biologist/anthropologist who named a butterfly after the woman he loved: Morpho Eugenia. It was this gorgeous shimmery blue butterfly.
Of course, the woman he loved was a total Victorian fainting lily with a thing for her brother but that's besides the point.
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If you want weird names for folks, you can't beat my hometown. Try these: BE
House
All
Rain
Beauty
Splendor
Free
Treasure..and on and on.-
Wow - where on earth is that hometown? is there something in the water there?
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Let me guess, San Fransisco or Seattle.
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"Spiritual" names people adopted when they became affiliated with various religious cults. They ,then, passed similar kinds of names down to their kids. Where I live has been named in several national magazine polls as the most progressive small town in America.
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It better not be portland oregon
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Don't get scared, monkey! We live 3000 miles apart.
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phew!
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Ah! You live in Vermont don't you!
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Central, NY.
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I'd change mine to one of these:
Dr Francis K Shaferknacker
Alton "Moon juice" Obote
Wilhelm von Kahnfustigannermeyerskidorf the third
Pontius X
Chrysler benz
Harwich Cornflick
Dr Pancreas Flindermaus-
I come from a long, distinguished line of Flindermauses, so I take exception to that, sir! -
It was a tribute to the world's Flindermauses. I would rather be a Flindermaus than a Catzenkopftenmeyer or a Flugelhalfendripdorpenstein.
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If you marry my spinster aardvark Great Aunt Flindermaus, you too can join my illustrious family tree.
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I'd change my name to Getsuga. -
I'd change it to KC -
blindcat = look at my avata im wearing sunglasses i look like blind cat Meeeeoooowwww!!!
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I can empathize with Eugenia, especially with being called Eugene. My given name is Dawn and I went through life being called Donna, Don, and Donald. At least Eugenia has a built-in feminine nickname: Genie. My nickname was "Donald Duck, quack quack!"
I wanted to be named Elizabeth.-
I wanted to be Aimee. Don't ask me why. I just did. Or Jennifer. the blander the better. Most of my friends call me Genie.
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