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I am going back to my old stomping grounds tonight for a going away party at my friend's bar in a college town that is eight girls to every one guy.

If you don't hear from me tomorrow I am either in jail, dead, or puking in a gutter half naked.

My liver already hates me.

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  1. Anok
    But we will hate you too, for having too much fun!

    Just don't get so drunk you get married, OK? 'Coz then you will hate you....

  2. Theresa111
    Take plenty of umbrellas.
  3. jungl
    jungl is not jealous! Nuhuh!

    ohyeah, pictures or it didn't happen!
  4. crpitt
    Woo Hoo half naked! youtube!!!
    1. Unfettered
      Indeed! Hopefully, he won't wind up on Offended's new blog.
    2. crpitt
      But that would be fun
    3. bnsullivan
      With or without a kilt!
    4. markstoneman
      Yikes! That is not a picture I wanted, Bobbie.
    5. ThriftShopRomantic
      I think it's hysterical that every thread related to our PointlessBanter inevitably ends up with suggestions that his escapades be used on Utube as a blog promotion.

      Try not to die, Kevin. BlogCatalog would have a hard time filling the unique discussions niche for: "Sarcasm, rants and startlingly gross throw-away lines."
  5. acousticguitarist
    Is that in ecuador?
  6. shadowknight
    If there 8 girls to 1 guy why is it your former stomping ground
    1. acousticguitarist
      maybe he run out of town
  7. jackpayne
    If the shoe fits, buy another and wear both.
  8. aningeniousname
    TAKE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
  9. jacks
    I hope you booked the karaoke and the sausage rolls.


    Jack
  10. stevenwilson
    Just remember the girl you thought was ugly when you walked in is still ugly at 3 a.m
  11. jojoblue
    Wow! That is a lot.
  12. mikermcmillen
    Say Kevin, you need a designated driver?
  13. pointlessbanter
    I am alive... barely...
    1. ender
      well that's good to know
    2. freeatlast
      So the girls didn't gang up on you and kidnap you and...
  14. exinco
    i hope this is a joke. fun is a must not dead or jail
  15. eve101
    How ya feeling, sloppy? Did you fall off any curbs last night? Did you make out with retarded Eva?
    1. pointlessbanter
      well... well... well
  16. thegoodknife
    nothing worse than a bad hangover
    1. pointlessbanter
      I'm not that bad right now...
    2. thegoodknife
      in that case, nothing worse than a party that doesn't give you a bad hangover.
    3. pointlessbanter
      I told someone (my friend) that they looked like Ron Howard's brother last night and told one girl she looked like Eva Mendes if Eva Mendes had downs syndrome...

      No more drinking for me.
    4. kdawg68
      Gratuitous Clint Hoard comment detected! Engaging laugh cycle #5!!!!

      Seriously, nobody ever sported the "Larry Fine" haicrut quite as well as Clint Howard. He knew how to work it, and chicks went crazy for it. George Costanza was a Clint Howard wannabe.
    5. ender
      lmfao
    6. ThriftShopRomantic
      That girl is hopefully not going to remember that fine comparision... Not possibly the BEST way to make a gal feel good about herself.
    7. pointlessbanter
      No she was a total bitch and got me all riled up... She decided that she wanted to play darts and that she was going to skip the line of people that had quarters up to play because she thought that she was "hot"
    8. ThriftShopRomantic
      Oh. Okay then. Fair enough!

      It was a pretty creative insult.
    9. pointlessbanter
      and really accurate
  17. braqets
    Borrachito eh? I hope you had have so much fun.
  18. davet
    eight girls to one guy??? one girl can be a handful...but eight??? i hope at least one of them knows CPR.

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