User Comments

1. 

   8/13/07

   crkian

   I told you I was ill (Spike Milligan)
   
   www.glenister.info/milligangrave.htm
   
   My last words would be, There is A Million Pounds Buried at the......

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      3/18/08

      ekim941

      That's a good one.
2. 

   8/13/07

   tetsujin

   So That's what it's like!
   
   Cameron

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3. 

   8/13/07

   clioandme

   Hang on. Just let me finish answering this one question on BlogCatalog.

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      8/13/07

      justawitness

      ROFL!! I like that one
4. 

   8/13/07

   webaction

   Now I get it!

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5. 

   8/13/07

   crpitt

   Damn it stoneman stole my answer!

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   1. 

      8/13/07

      crkian

      They are strange last words
6. 

   8/13/07

   crpitt

   Ha! ok will have another go.
   
   'who will tell my blog friends i have died!'

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      3/20/08

      SilverSpikes

      Before my latest surgery - that did come to mind
7. 

   8/13/07

   Tony3992

   My Son! Give my love to Jenna, Wendy, Susan, Hannah, Elizabeth, Jane.......

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8. 

   8/13/07

   crkian

   Medic....
   
   
   en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words

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9. 

   8/13/07

   urikalish

   "I hope it's not just 42!"

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   1. 

      8/13/07

      tetsujin

      Haha, that is officially amazing.
      
      Cameron
10. 

    8/13/07

    susanne49

    "It was fun - from the first to the last CLICK"!

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11. 

    8/13/07

    justawitness

    Time to CELEBRATE!!! I'm goin' home!

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12. 

    8/13/07

    Getty72

    Where's the damn parachute?

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13. 

    8/13/07

    Kiwipulse

    I got to pee bad

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14. 

    8/13/07

    Vishnuap

    "Am I there yet!!??"

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15. 

    8/13/07

    jaliling

    that's all folks!!

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16. 

    8/13/07

    neoauteur

    "HEH?"

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17. 

    8/13/07

    Tony3992

    Did I book 1st Class?

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18. 

    8/14/07

    shaydelgado

    "Jesus, thank you!"

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19. 

    8/14/07

    janetinva

    It's the big one, Lord here I come.

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20. 

    8/17/07

    Theresa111

    Here I come Lord!

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21. 

    8/17/07

    clioandme

    The last ones remind me of Red Foxx in the 70s sitcom "Sanford and Son". "Do you hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to meet you!" or something like that.

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22. 

    8/17/07

    thefrontline

    Alright, it's time to really live! Thank's to you Jesus, my Savior and Lord.

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23. 

    8/17/07

    ghostytwofish

    Hey, can I borrow $20?

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24. 

    8/19/07

    EdtheEditor

    60, 59, 58...

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25. 

    8/19/07

    morinn

    oops i'm dying!

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26. 

    8/19/07

    gosmelltheflowers

    "LOOK AFTER MY BLOG, LOVE"
    
    www.gosmellthelfowers.com/blog

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27. 

    8/20/07

    monkeytale

    Whew, it looks warm where I'm heading.

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    1. 

       2/14/08

       diggnfordiamonds

       I see...Who is that?
       
       It's, it's...Mikster?
       
       Damn...I went the wrong way didn't I.
       Man, it's hot in here!
28. 

    8/20/07

    Zmoney

    Take....care.of my.......blooooooooog urg...I'm not dead yet ffs www.zm0ney.com *dies*

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29. 

    8/20/07

    frenchkys

    To creditors: "Give me a minute..."

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30. 

    1/26/08

    JGraceyStinson

    I doubt I'd have any last words in the last minute of life (I'd be too busy fixing my hair).
    
    The point is to say the important things to the people in your life everyday, then you don't need to be concerned about last words.

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31. 

    1/26/08

    Getty72

    I nearly dies last year in an accident when I was walking with friends in the hills of Wales UK, and I fell over the edge of a quarry.
    
    
    
    They say that "your life flashes before you", and it is true... it does! I honestly didn't think I was going to survive. However, when I landed all I was thinking about was my family.
    
    There are some great and funny comments here that made me laugh. I agree with crkain - the classic is Spike Milligan's epitaph of "I told you I was ill..."
    
    I guess my last words would have been be "Ouch!!!" and my epitaph would have been "What goes up must come down"...lol!

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32. 

    1/26/08

    Sylvia

    "...just a second God, I need my purse"

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33. 

    1/26/08

    Manictastic

    This attraction wasn't nearly as much fun as Mars Express!

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34. 

    1/26/08

    dreesyach

    Call 911...

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35. 

    1/26/08

    kdawg68

    "I must be on my way to heaven....I can see Lothar and the Hand People."
    
    

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    1. 

       1/26/08

       Getty72

       LOL!
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       1/26/08

       acousticguitarist

       I thought it was the Flying Burrito bros
       
       216.218.248.54/music/a/b/c/abcc7b85cc51b66fd124dde6a90de81fb014ced6/100466_...
36. 

    1/26/08

    Ponkotsu

    In the immortal words of George Lass, "Aw shit."

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37. 

    1/26/08

    monkeytale

    Was it good for you?

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    1. 

       1/26/08

       crpitt

       hahaha!
       
       or pepssssssssssi!
    2. 

       1/26/08

       mtchick

       Good one.
38. 

    1/26/08

    Unfettered

    What do you mean you're not supposed to stick a fork into the....

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       1/26/08

       mtchick

       
39. 

    1/26/08

    lamenews

    not in the face

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40. 

    1/26/08

    libdrone

    Oh Shit.

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41. 

    1/26/08

    ScottCarlin

    I knew I should have packed my own 'chute

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42. 

    1/27/08

    genopianist54

    'See you all in heaven'
    
    IF, heaven

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43. 

    1/27/08

    netboy

    god - i hope u exist !

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44. 

    1/27/08

    PetLvr

    "You'll probably want an autopsy"

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45. 

    1/27/08

    spherikus

    "I commend my soul to any god who can find it"
    
    stolen from Discworld.

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46. 

    2/14/08

    may66krm

    I'll be back... and when I come back, things will get straightened out!!!

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47. 

    2/14/08

    offendedblogger

    Every Irish curse word I know would be my last words.

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48. 

    2/14/08

    soupnumber5

    Try the chicken... croak.

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49. 

    2/14/08

    Xight

    Wait I haven't dropped my 300 Entrecards yet.

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50. 

    2/14/08

    ender

    so long and thanks for all the fish

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       2/14/08

       crpitt

       or Hide the appliances!!!
51. 

    2/14/08

    offendedblogger

    I changed my mind. Mine would be "please stumble my blog!"
    
    No, seriously, go do it.
    
    Please?
    
    Hey, I could get hit by a bus after this and those may very well be my last words and wouldn't you feel bad if you didn't go stumble me?!

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       3/18/08

       ekim941

       No, I'd be busy driving the bus.
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       3/20/08

       Mewie

       HAHAHAHAAH... that's the funniest thing I read all day!
52. 

    2/14/08

    Banjo3

    Finally!

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53. 

    2/14/08

    Arvind

    Is that it?!

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54. 

    2/14/08

    Arvind

    Oh god of second chances, are you listening....?

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55. 

    2/14/08

    mlinauer

    My last words:
    
    Seacrest out!

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56. 

    2/14/08

    Berryvox

    Give me a cigarette now!

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    1. 

       3/18/08

       may66krm

       Oh, HELL YES... Me too!!
57. 

    2/14/08

    aningeniousname

    You better get off me now Angelina.

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58. 

    2/14/08

    musampa

    last words:
    
    "Don't sell my blog"

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59. 

    2/14/08

    Xight

    Klatu Verata Nictaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh *cough gasp etc*

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60. 

    2/14/08

    acousticguitarist

    There's an old Indian story about a man that owned a fabric shop and he had 7 sons.
    Traditionaly according to many Hindus, they say that if you call out or remember the name of A God as you are dying that you will be saved. He was pretty cluey, so he named his sons, Shiva, Krishna, Rama, Gopala, Hari, Ganesh, Murali. This way he'd be able to do whatever but at the last minute, things would be OK.
    
    The old man got very sick, he was old and he called the sons to his bedside. He could barely see but managed to see the outline of each one of the, he slowly said their names one by one, then froze as he had a small realisation and called out "Who's minding the shop?" and died.

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61. 

    2/14/08

    marcueto

    Lord Bless my sons,keep them well and watch over them Lord.
    
    Too many words?

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62. 

    2/14/08

    Diggidee

    help!

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63. 

    2/14/08

    reversemonster

    "finally"

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64. 

    2/14/08

    kdawg68

    "Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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65. 

    2/18/08

    delphy

    i did a quizz like this
    the resault was:
    "so you are a canibal?" ha ha ha

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66. 

    2/18/08

    lordlikely

    Mine would be, "Oh, hello! Who are you, and where did you get that scythe?"

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67. 

    2/18/08

    kdawg68

    Actually, I've always thought my last words would be filled with false bravado and ersatz heroism. Something Rockey-esque perhaps.
    
    like:
    
    "Hey, you knocked him down now why don't you try knocking me down."
    
    Immediatley followed by traumatic injury to my head.

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68. 

    3/18/08

    nardeeisms

    I know I should have ordered the cheesecake.

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69. 

    3/18/08

    voodooKobra

    I think I rolled a 1...

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    1. 

       3/20/08

       Mewie

       Going out in D&D style... awesome.
70. 

    3/19/08

    alexmcone

    "EEEEEEPAAAAAAAAA"

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71. 

    3/20/08

    chriswhiteley

    "Now I can really give that 'where's the beef' lady a piece of my mind"

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72. 

    3/20/08

    Dukepro25

    "I die hard but am not afraid to go."
    
    ~~ George Washington
    
    My last words?
    
    "I can't wait!"

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73. 

    3/20/08

    AngieA

    "SEE YOU AT THE TOP"

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74. 

    3/20/08

    TheMrs

    Ice please?

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