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If You Woke Up as the Opposite Sex....
Posted by lotusb • 7/07/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: gender
What three things would you like to try before you turn back into yourself?
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The usual
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I'd go out and act like a complete man .. see what all the fuss is about lol ..
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If it's that certain time of month, I would go back ASAP. -
tampons
a vibrator
anti-depressants-
You would "try" tampons?
You'd be in for a big dissapointment...Lol. -
Not for the pleasure, but only because it's an experience I could not otherwise have.
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only one thing.. swim and jog in shorts...-
NP, most women don't want to have that particular experience .. you may want to rethink your list *chuckles*
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i wonder why...
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Take naughty pictures and videos of myself and sell them on the internet (I'm turning back into a guy, so it doesn't matter anyways right?), I would wear as little clothing as possible, and I would try and get guys to buy me as many things as possible... Wahahaha life would be grand, you girls have it too easy. -
use a public locker room -
naughty
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*I would try my equipment in every possible way (you know just to check that it works)
*I would hold a family reunion and scare the hell out of my family.
*Shop for underwear in the male department/go to a locker room. (just to compare samples )-
You start looking at guys' dongers in the locker room and you will probably experience another male phenomena, being punched in the face.
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i am a woman so i can look without oogling contrary to you guys
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My hubby says:
1) shoe shopping
2) chocolate
3) queueing for the toilet in public places
I say:
I can't really think of anything...I'd be too busy trying to find ways to get back to normal (I really do not want to be a man...I very much like being a woman!)
How about...
1) open jars without struggling
2) being tall enough to see what is on the top shelf and reach it
3) talk with a mechanic without being condescended to-
my helpful hint for jar opening: tip jar upside down, tap lid evenly on solid hard surface, tip back over, unscrew lid, laugh a female laugh for not needing a man to do it...
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I would probably do as Steve Martin describes in LA Story, "I could never get any sleep, I would lie in bed and play with my boobs all night." -
I guess in this experiment your age stays the same?
so I get to experience sagging boobs, hot flashes, chocolate highs
Oh and actually enjoying Oprah-
hate to break this to you but the first two are as much fun as they sound, the third lasts 5 minutes, and no one in their right mind enjoys Oprah
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Besides the requisite equipment check? I'd walk around shirtless all day. Not having to wear a "foundation garment" for the first time in 25 years would be liberating! -
I would spy on all the men and see what they REALLY talk about during guy's nights out.
And no, I would not check the equipment. Honestly, my equipment is much more interesting than theirs.-
Sports the hot bartender -
*Grin*
I would probably become far more aware of zipper flys, though -
only when going commando
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How long does this last? Lesbian sex. Self sex and I would walk around naked.
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Hopefully I would have huge boobs, ass and tight pussy, I would then get freaky with myself and as many good looking woman as possible before I changed back.
Also do a streak at Wimbeldon females final or a major sportng event and get my 15 minutes of fame.... -
I'd only want enough time to watch my other half deal with waking up next to a man...
but I hope all men who wake up as women get to experience cramps and/or childbirth. that I'd like to see.-
Amen to that! Muwahahahahaha
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I would drink lots of water just so I could pee standing a few times, jajajajaja.
I would try to get a date, chubby boys have it easier than chubby girls.
Not having to shave or pluck anything that day would be awesome. -
Firstly I would like to get a good close luck at my ovaries, as a man you don't really get to see them so I'd like to have a close look and see if they really are pink fluffy rhomboids.
After putting away my ovaries and slipping on some whale free make up I would then go and hoover the house, I have always wanted to know what that felt like. After the all out exertion of hoovering I'd probably want to relax so I'd close the curtains, turn the lights down low spread myself out on the couch and watch Oprah while eating scones and criticising her weight.-
do you really know what ovaries are???
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Course I know what they are, they are lady knackers, detachable internal earrings of the womb if you will. You can have pierced or clip ons I would probably plump for clip on because if you have your womb pierced it can be infected with pork variant swine flu and your breasts could fall off.
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get married, be a mom and then i could just forget about it -
wow, you would accomplish all that in one day? tell me how! ;-)
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hmmm,,,that is a good question...i don't know but in the movies a woman could accomplish that is 15 minutes
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There is a fantastic soap opera from Argentina called "Lalola". It is exactly about this topic, a guy that wakes up as a woman and everything that happens afterwards. It is the best soap opera I've seen in years!
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Wow...that sounds like a soap I'd actually tape...!
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you should see the movie Switch starring Ellen Barkin and Perry King. also focusing on that. it's about this chauvinist man who wakes up one morning into a sexy woman and becomes the object of attention among his colleagues. it really cracked me up.
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The very FIRST thing I would do is write my name in the snow! Hee hee hee!
I don't know what else I'd do! -
emm.. I'd find out what men want
like in that movie "What Women Want" staring Bruce Willis, where he can read female's minds, and find out exactly what women want.. -
I'd definitely spend most of the day amused by my new appendage...and probably try to work out how to walk with it without looking like John Wayne...
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Yeah, I'd wank off too!
And then I would compare which is better. I still say women have it better in that dept: multiple orgasms. -
I think I'd mainly be amused at the fact that it goes up and down!
and I think it would be good to charm a girl and give her the best hetero sex of her life...I think it's only right... -
Don't expect that on your first try Siuil...
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She already has a head start in other ways, so you never know
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My mother always says, "Men! It goes down when they want it to go up and up when they want it to go down."
Oh christ--I was about to post some totally inappropriate stuff about when I worked as an exotic dancer. . .
I probably shouldn't! Hee hee! -
True, but I do know about the other part. And the very first time will be a disappointment. It's harder than it looks
mtyler- do tell XD -
Exactly! I know how women work even if my new toy happens to be fleshy rather than PVC!
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Harder than it looks? Said the actress to the Bishop
@siul! Totally inappropriate use of the word fleshy! Yuck! -
hahahaha! but...what else could I say?!
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I don't know, but fleshy sounds horrid.
Erm how about natural instead of synthetic -
oh, ok...take 2
"Exactly! I know how women work even if my new toy happens to be natural rather than synthetic!" -
Much better
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I'm not doubting your knowledge of how women work, it's the knowledge of how your new fleshy toy works
crp- Perv... -
Me a perv? Never! Someone used that as a chat up line on me, lol.
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yeah...but I know how to do it without the new toy so if it breaks I'll still be ok
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Siuil- Hah! It's a good thing to know
crp- Yes you. And you enjoyed it too didn't you? didn't you? -
The natural or synthetic?
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hah! Umm, both?
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Gosh you are a filthy young man, I am lady.
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I try... And You brought it up. I was referring to being picked up by the perv line...
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I know I know, I was trying to squirm my way out of it lol
No the chat up line didn't work, because the bloke wasn't funny enough with it. -
Well you didn't do a good job of it.
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I suffer terribly with foot in mouth disease, when I get embarrassed I usually cover it up with something more embarrassing lol.
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new hairdryer, shopping for shoes and claim the bathroom as mine -
Jerk off my shoes and socks. Piss into the wind. Get a job with the man's salary. -
Start attending ladies dinners, girls bars, etc., until I found a lady/girl who has the same love for females I do. Oh...of course I would check myself out the mirror. Make sure all the necessary cosmetics are applied correctly. May have to get a beginner's guide book. -
Peeing off the porch (my son just does it in the yard any where (I live in the middle of no where), going into a parts house and actually being treated like a human being (I know more about cars than most of them do I worked in one for years), and going into a bar and not being hit on. That is the three things I would like to try before changing back into a woman. -
Scare the ish out of my brother (we are roommates)
Pee standing up....always wanted to that
See how many of my friends I could pick up as a guy just for kicks and giggles afterwards. -
it would be the first morning since forever that I would wake up before my privates - so I would most likely sleep in that morning. -
Hmmm.. I will go to Men's comfort Room and ask the girl I like to have dinner with me.
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