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I'm Leaving....
Posted by pointlessbanter • 11/20/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
In 45 minutes to go home...
I just figured whenever there is a heated discussion someone needs to threaten to leave the site.
Eh, anyways.
What is your favorite blond joke?
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Ha, yes- it would have a total breach of proper protocol without the dramatic announcement.
Ooh-- and don't forget the part about your feelings being hurt; that's also a part of the Handbook to Internet Forum Drama.-
oh I forgot... remember you can find me at pointlessbanter.net
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You've also forgotten to include references to the caring people who have e-mailed or posted in your shoutbox about how right you are and how you've been mistreated. Of course, you must intimate (or state) that these people are too intimidated to post their support in the forum. Probably because of the cliques and those receiving preferential treatment from the management.
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favourite "blonde" joke ... how are charlie weiss and pat roberson alike?
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cuz they're both paid ungodly amounts of money to holler JESUS CHRIST every weekend ....
okay, so neither of them are blonde in terms of hair colour ... but it's still my favourite blonde joke. -
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A Mexican man, an Irish man, and a blond man are working together on a construction site. At lunchtime, they all sit down side by side on a beam several stories above the ground and open their lunchboxes. The Mexican man says, "Tacos again...if I open this lunch box tomorrow and find tacos, I swear I'm going to jump off this beam." The Irish guy opens his lunch box and says "Corned beef again. If I find corned beef in here tomorrow, I'm going to join you jumping off that beam." The blond guy opens his lunch box, shakes his head, and says, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich for lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping with you."
The next day, the Mexican man opens his lunch box, sees tacos, and jumps. A moment later, both of his friends open their lunch boxes and follow him. The company holds a memorial service for the men, and the Mexican man's wife sobs, "If only I'd known he was so sick of tacos--I would have made something else." The Irish man's wife agrees: "I had no idea he didn't like corned beef!" They turn to the blond man's wife and she snaps, "Don't look at me--he made his own damned lunch!" -
It really gets my goat when people threaten to leave, fish without rods then tell blonde jokes when I don't know any. So, I found one.
Top 10 Blonde Inventions
10. The water-proof towel
9. Glow in the dark sunglasses
8. Solar powered flashlights
7. Submarine screen doors
6. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart boards
4. A dictionary index
3. Pedal powered wheel chairs
2. Water proof tea bags
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My favourite blond joke is linked to from this page
j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/blond_joke/-
Scrub that this one is better adrianwarnock.com/2006/01/best-blond-joke-in-world-ever.htm
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Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week?
The box said "3-5 years."
What is the difference of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
People have seen UFO's.
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's.
How do you confuse a blonde?
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Grrr I must be blonde because I fell for this evil ploy!
I was even slightly concerned
So I thought I would bring back an inane discussion instead
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Well, not all blondes .. but the top 10 worst woman drivers ... does that count?
www.1800hart.com/media/Top_10_Women_Drivers.pps
PS: I've finally consolidated all of my powerpoint slideshows on a new page now ... 1800HART.com/blog/powerpoint-slideshows -
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Q: Why did the blonde carry a ladder to the bar?
A: Because she heard that the drinks were on the house. -
Did BC get spammed back in 2007 by trolls too? I really thought Kevin was poking fun at this week's events until I saw the date.
Guess we can survive this. Hope, that's something we can believe in.
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Well, it's not really-- because the situations were very different. Those folks who were trolling at the time were clearly people who had issues from day one, and their real intent was to exact some sort of personal narcissistic agenda by being at BC.
They didn't care about the community, or its tone. They wanted to use BC for a personal platform and couldn't understand why everyone wasn't overjoyed at giving them the attention they felt they deserved.
It was an interesting exercise in psychoanalysis, but it certainly wasn't because of concern for making BC a better place.
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In 45 minutes to go home...
Time's up!
Shall we have a poll on whether or not there will be overtime penalties for those who linger after they say they are going? -
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oh wow, I would have loved to encourage you to leave when this thread was first created...now I just dont care
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Goodbye cruel world--I hate you all! Hear me? I HATE you all!
You won't have Melinda Roberts Tyler to push around anymore! That's all!
So EFF you ALL! I am Leaving! I AM leaving. I am leaving. I'm going now.
Whether you like it or not.
I
AM
LEAVING
Think I don't mean it?
I have had it.
As soon as I finish my soup, I am leaving . . . .really. I promise. I will.
Bye!
And
I
Hope
You
All
Die!!!!
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What's also funny is that someone here believes that they ARE the bc police and that I am speaking about them, though no names were brought into this when I simply pointed out in the comment above that this thread is old. Amazing...I guess that Mad Cow disease is still on the loose and all I have to say is Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
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So, is that policeman thegoodknife or nine? Hell no! They have real work to do and it's not policing this zoo. Maybe police at BC are the self anointed three - the clown, the cupcake and the drama queenie. I mean, I'm sure they have an in with Admin (tee ... hee) 'cuz the BC front page doesn't change. And, all we see is threads with their names.
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Ahhhhh so while the cats away the mice will play.
Of course we all have to have the last word but really I don't know why they don't change the friggin front page, those discussions have been up for far too long and I too wonder why those discussions are still on the front page.
Looks like the Admins haven't been around to change them and that would explain soooo much here. -
@kevin....Picking a fight????? Really is that so???? because as I remember it,
all I stated here is that this discussion is old and that still holds true.
It's not like an old discussion wasn't pointed out many times by other bc members, so are they all picking fights too when they simply point out the facts? -
@TT: If anyone plays the self anointed BC police person here, it is YOU. You constantly chastise people, tell them what to do and all in the guise of being helpful. Practically every one (not all, but most) of your "helpful links" point to something you wrote on one of your blogs. Your snide comments do not go unnoticed.
The clown and the cupcake have just been socializing here. You for some reason decided that you do not like that and started poking fun. So be it, but I think many here see what you are really doing. I am always friendly to everyone. Mind my business. Keep things light and fun. But.... I will not stand by and let you get your digs in without saying something about it. I advise you to back off.
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
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OMG! I forgot about the complimentary blond joke requirement to this thread ...//
Q: How did the blonde die icefishing?
A: She got run over by the zamboni!
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills. -
The thread is from 11/07 and still...
It's interesting how social media personality implosions tend to look so similar. -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6zIEfSxqkg
Networking, sharing knowledge, making friends and a little bit 'o fun= Social networking
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I think someone was nipping at the sacrificial wine last night...
And never - - never - - use the Raisinets name in vain..
@Arnous81 - Hilarious - sucking farts...
@TT - See - You can actually be part of a thread and Have Fun without "link dropping" - a little bit mean-spirited - but still funny...-
Finding this all to be getting a bit personal TT. We have kept it light regardless of the silly names you make up for us but I ask that you do NOT say things like what you just said to Benny. Not a good idea.
Edited: Of course, TT changed what she wrote about Benny just a minute ago so now my statement does not make sense. But, I will leave mine as is because I want HER to read it. -
A map would be nice -
And I did see what you said - and Darlin' - What I say and do is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much different than what you say and do - that a Mirror would not be the tool needed...
To quote you - "I am here to stay" - so get used to it...
just sayin'...
@sensico - if you want to know - drop me a note...
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Take heart- typically in these situations the person who leaves comes back in a short period of time either:
1.) proclaiming they won't be run off by certain mean people or
2.) under a new name but communicating in the same way on the same topics, so everybody already knows who it is.
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@TSR--I am actually seriously considering writing a book about the psychological properties of social networking. All of you are my lab rats too!
And also, #1 and #2 can be applied to virtually ANY discussion forum. Political entertaininment, blogging, etc. People leave in a huff and write a long post announcing it, then come back and say they won't be intimidated by the baddies on the board. -
I've been wandering around boards and fora for over ten years, and I've seen the same scenario enacted on every one of them. Someone always claims that there are admin favorites, a mean clique, and that they're being harassed behind the scenes. You can always find a dramatic exit, filled with the explanation of what's wrong with the board and how the poster is tired of trying to fix it.
I postulate that there's actually only one troll out there, who posts the same complaints, stirs the same pot, and generally wreaks the same havoc on every board out there. It just takes him or her longer to find some than others.
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@Legbamel - yup! Every board, every age group.
My old debate group that I used to be addicted to was the same way only even worse. They had community leaders who acted as moderators (in a Jr sort of way to the site's real moderators) - and man oh man were they ever harassed for favoritism!
Which is why I do not support forum moderators of tat sort. It just makes it worse.
Kelly & Bennie LOL
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@pointless:
I think this is all a ploy, it shows your masterful way of getting people to join into a discussion thread, without you getting too deeply involved in the conversation going on... !
Wow! Amazing! I must learn this!
@tt I am wondering what kind of name you have for me? Or on second thought maybe it's better that I don't know...
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