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In 45 minutes to go home...

I just figured whenever there is a heated discussion someone needs to threaten to leave the site.

Eh, anyways.

What is your favorite blond joke?

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  1. ThriftShopRomantic
    Ha, yes- it would have a total breach of proper protocol without the dramatic announcement.

    Ooh-- and don't forget the part about your feelings being hurt; that's also a part of the Handbook to Internet Forum Drama.
    1. pointlessbanter
      Also I need to blame the moderators and everyone for not rushing to my defense.
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      Ah-- quite right, that's gotta be somewhere on the checklist, too. And can you muster some tears? "Typing through the tears," or something to that effect? It's classic.
    3. MadameX
      You also neglected to point out where "those who cared to get in touch with you" could find you after you'd made your dramatic exit.
    4. pointlessbanter
      Ohhhhh good call...

      Also I need to bring up some inane discussion that happened weeks ago and cite that.
    5. ThriftShopRomantic
      With direct links to it, for convenience.
    6. pointlessbanter
      oh I forgot... remember you can find me at pointlessbanter.net
    7. dharmagypsy7
      LMAO!!!! brought back some good memories.
    8. legbamel
      You've also forgotten to include references to the caring people who have e-mailed or posted in your shoutbox about how right you are and how you've been mistreated. Of course, you must intimate (or state) that these people are too intimidated to post their support in the forum. Probably because of the cliques and those receiving preferential treatment from the management.
    1. pointlessbanter
      DON'T LAUGH AT MY PAIN.
    2. ender
      but it's such a funny pain ...
    3. pointlessbanter
      funny like retarded hookers... wait I was just told that wasn't funny
    4. ender
      you're such a poor, picked on and maligned white man.

      there's just no room left for you in this world.

      *snickers*
    5. pointlessbanter
      I am disenfranchised
    6. ender
      what!? men can't vote now???
    7. pointlessbanter
      Damn straight... there has been a revolution
    8. ender
      oic ... but GAY guys can vote, right?

      then it's all good.
    9. pointlessbanter
      Just another way people are holding the white man down.
    10. ender
      i have decided not to touch that one ... there are too many bad, bad, baaaaaad places it could go.
      lol
    11. pointlessbanter
      Like there is anything that we said that was right
    12. ender
      true. still, i have limits to what i'll allow myself to say ... err, write.

      just remember, god fist loves you.
    13. pointlessbanter
      God fists me on a daily basis
    14. ender
      POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
  2. ghostytwofish
    Hm, I have no idea how many blonds there are here ... and being male, I have a naturally-occuring target painted on my butt.
  3. ender
    favourite "blonde" joke ... how are charlie weiss and pat roberson alike?

    ..

    ..

    ..

    cuz they're both paid ungodly amounts of money to holler JESUS CHRIST every weekend ....

    okay, so neither of them are blonde in terms of hair colour ... but it's still my favourite blonde joke.
    1. pointlessbanter
      I like that one...
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      You win. That one will be hard to top.
  4. TotalAttorneys
    A Mexican man, an Irish man, and a blond man are working together on a construction site. At lunchtime, they all sit down side by side on a beam several stories above the ground and open their lunchboxes. The Mexican man says, "Tacos again...if I open this lunch box tomorrow and find tacos, I swear I'm going to jump off this beam." The Irish guy opens his lunch box and says "Corned beef again. If I find corned beef in here tomorrow, I'm going to join you jumping off that beam." The blond guy opens his lunch box, shakes his head, and says, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich for lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping with you."

    The next day, the Mexican man opens his lunch box, sees tacos, and jumps. A moment later, both of his friends open their lunch boxes and follow him. The company holds a memorial service for the men, and the Mexican man's wife sobs, "If only I'd known he was so sick of tacos--I would have made something else." The Irish man's wife agrees: "I had no idea he didn't like corned beef!" They turn to the blond man's wife and she snaps, "Don't look at me--he made his own damned lunch!"
    1. ender
      lmfao
    2. pointlessbanter
      lol... that was good
    3. Xight
      lol I like that one.
  5. kab625
    It really gets my goat when people threaten to leave, fish without rods then tell blonde jokes when I don't know any. So, I found one.
    Top 10 Blonde Inventions
    10. The water-proof towel
    9. Glow in the dark sunglasses
    8. Solar powered flashlights
    7. Submarine screen doors
    6. A book on how to read
    5. Inflatable dart boards
    4. A dictionary index
    3. Pedal powered wheel chairs
    2. Water proof tea bags
    1. Zero proof alcohol
    1. pointlessbanter
      Zero proof alcohol is sweet
  6. crkian
    My favourite blond joke is linked to from this page

    j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/blond_joke/
    1. ender
      lmfao
    2. crkian
      How long did it take you?
    3. ender
      i'm not blonde ... i just wanted to see where they'd go .... loved the GOP one.
  7. crkian
    Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week?
    The box said "3-5 years."

    What is the difference of gross ignorance?
    144 blondes.

    What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
    People have seen UFO's.

    Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
    She kept throwing out the W's.

    How do you confuse a blonde?
    Tell her to alphabetize the M&M's.
  8. crpitt
    Grrr I must be blonde because I fell for this evil ploy!

    I was even slightly concerned

    So I thought I would bring back an inane discussion instead
    1. pointlessbanter
      oh I saw it... you are evil
  9. kab625
    I dare somebody to post a discussion: "Do you fish without a rod?". I'm still laughing.
    1. ender
      dammit, it's not funny!!!!
      lmfao

      i am SUCH a freaking dork.
    2. kab625
      I swear I didn't know it was you just being a dork. It was your "afterthought" that tickled me. Anyway. It was... at the very least..I appreciated the giggle.
    3. ender
      lololol
      i am notorious for spouting off things like that ... and then all my friends looking at me in shock because i *never* say "naughty" things ... and then they usually have to explain to me the double entendre i just made.

      i am SUCH a dork

      lmfao
    4. Xight
      I'm not sure what to laugh at more, the fishing comment or the fact that you keep calling yourself a dork, when it also refers to a pen!$ lol
    5. ender
      OH
      MY
      GOD

      *stops talking completely now*
    6. Xight
      [OH
      MY
      GOD

      *stops talking completely now*]

      This is usually the quote after good sex.
  10. kab625
    Now I'm doubled over.
  11. daizie
    just peeking in snickering!
  12. libdrone
    what Is it with you fisting today??
    1. clioandme
      It is a recurring theme with Kevin. You could probably do a search and find other threads from the summer, unless the BC team got to them first.
    2. pointlessbanter
      It is just a running joke... I think it is the most disgusting phrase ever... But it entertains me so.
    3. clioandme
      I am hard pressed to think of a more disgusting phrase. Even harder pressed to think of one I'd actually use here.
  13. PetLvr
    Well, not all blondes .. but the top 10 worst woman drivers ... does that count?
    www.1800hart.com/media/Top_10_Women_Drivers.pps

    PS: I've finally consolidated all of my powerpoint slideshows on a new page now ... 1800HART.com/blog/powerpoint-slideshows
  14. mytropicalescape
    Ah Kevin - if you leave where on earth will we find you? Wandering aimlessly on the streets looking for a hot meal?
  15. Naturalwoman
    why do people announce that they are leaving anyway. leave.

    my favorite blonde joke

    knock knock
    who's there
    knock knock
    who's there
    knock knock
    who's there

    would you be quiet said the blonde, i think someone is at the door.

    i just made that up. sorry, i don't have one.
  16. gerryPlanetEarth
    Are blond jokes politically correct ?
    1. GFG
      you have no hair how would you know
  17. kat822
    Hell no they aren't so post one would ya gerry
  18. RuinousRight
    Good one Pointless!
  19. GFG
    Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them
    1. busylizzy
      booooooooooooooo!
  20. 7masterheathen
    Q: Why did the blonde carry a ladder to the bar?
    A: Because she heard that the drinks were on the house.
    1. LynneaUrania
      Makes perfect sense to me.
  21. Manictastic
    Did BC get spammed back in 2007 by trolls too? I really thought Kevin was poking fun at this week's events until I saw the date.

    Guess we can survive this. Hope, that's something we can believe in.
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      Yeah, there were two particularly noteworthy troll episodes. Ones with all the drama of a reality TV program.

      That's why we BC old timers are a little bit jaded, I guess.
    2. RuinousRight
      Wow... that's funny. I hadn't noticed the date until you pointed it out. Good timing for revival.
    3. ThriftShopRomantic
      Well, it's not really-- because the situations were very different. Those folks who were trolling at the time were clearly people who had issues from day one, and their real intent was to exact some sort of personal narcissistic agenda by being at BC.

      They didn't care about the community, or its tone. They wanted to use BC for a personal platform and couldn't understand why everyone wasn't overjoyed at giving them the attention they felt they deserved.

      It was an interesting exercise in psychoanalysis, but it certainly wasn't because of concern for making BC a better place.
    4. Manictastic
      Quote TSR:

      ...their real intent was to exact some sort of personal narcissistic agenda by being at BC....

      ...couldn't understand why everyone wasn't overjoyed at giving them the attention they felt they deserved...

      Wow, for a minute I thhought you were describing me
    5. ThriftShopRomantic
      Typical.

      We'll get the psychoanalysts right on that complex of yours, Mani.
    6. Manictastic
      Okay, I admit, my Facebook personality test did say I was just a little vain and self-obsessed, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad person, does it?

      Coz I can change for you, TSR. I can
    7. pointlessbanter
      Yeah there was a huge difference between the two.
    8. ThriftShopRomantic
      Aw, but I wouldn't want the responsibility, Mani, of knowing you'd changed for ME. It's too great a burden to shoulder.
    9. Manictastic
      Does that mean you like me as I am now? Or are you just afraid about how I turn out if I changed?
    10. Manictastic
      You'd be a great politician
    11. ThriftShopRomantic
      Nah, I try too hard to be fair and honest-- there's no room for that sort of nonsense in politics.
  22. kdawg68
    where do you guys find these threads???
    1. Manictastic
      I'm guessing someone went back to the archives of 2007. But you can look stuff up through the search engine. It's really cool to see all the stupid stuff that has been said here. And let me tell you, that Manictastic dude is crazy (and a little bit self-obsessed)
  23. Fusionista
    No, no, no... you need to make a completely dramatic statement saying you are never ever coming back - and then post another topic five minutes later to announce you're back again.
  24. pointlessbanter
    Wow talk about digging old stuff up.
    1. crpitt
      Yeah I wouldn't even be slightly concerned now if you left
    2. wolfcreek
      Yes...further evidence that you are followed by your history, even if you're running away from it.

      Now about the blondes....
    3. pointlessbanter
      Claire... that crushed me.
    4. crpitt
      Did you shed a tear? or just your pants?
    5. pointlessbanter
      tears... tears of pain
    6. crpitt
      I would of preferred the pants, you are getting soft in your later years.
  25. barryfromtexas
    How about this?

    The blonde asks the doctor what she can do about her boyfriend's dandruff..

    He tells her... after deep thought she says " How do you give shoulders?"
  26. DarkAngelMe
    I came up with a joke!!! yeah!!!

    Blond #1 - Ho's your new job coming along?

    Blond #2 - Good. Some one told me that with my looks, I should sleep my way to the top.So I am!

    Blond #1 - Is it helping?

    blond #2 - I don't know. I'm asleep most of the time.
  27. timethief
    In 45 minutes to go home...
    Time's up!

    Shall we have a poll on whether or not there will be overtime penalties for those who linger after they say they are going?
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      Heya, TT-- the thread is actually ancient. I think PB has probably commuted to and from work a bazillion times by now.
    2. Manictastic
      He might even have changed state by now
    3. pointlessbanter
      Probably at least 140 times
    4. wolfcreek
      You know...you just might be right, TT...I suppose six months is enough time to tidy up the desk and scoot.
    5. timethief
      @tsr
      Necro-posting!
      Love it or hate it?
      Let's have a poll.

      (1) Yes. Necro posting forever - revival makes us strong.
      (2) No. Close the threads on all the deads - don't lead us on.
  28. gerryPlanetEarth
    I haven't heard a good blonde joke in ages...
  29. creemos
    Hear about the blond that was fired from the "M and M" candy factory? She threw away all the "W's"... (blame my child for that one...)
  30. cooper
    Wow, did you ever leave?
    1. pointlessbanter
      now that I am working from home I never do... I am trapped
  31. sensico
    oh wow, I would have loved to encourage you to leave when this thread was first created...now I just dont care
    1. pointlessbanter
      I am like the longest living member next to one other person... All the people I hate leave and I continue to stay.
    1. pointlessbanter
      That.is.awesome...

      I figured I would bump some classic threads from when other people have cried and left....

      you know... like Rose, globalgirl, and that other idiot.
    2. Anok
      You'd think they were auditioning for Gone with the Wind or something....

      "Frankly my dear...I don't give a damn..."
    3. timethief
      oops! ... bad day for eyesight
    4. Anok
      Wrong thread TT?
    5. pointlessbanter
      me? a two year old? never
    6. Anok
      Yes huh. I saw the potty training seat in your bathroom.
    7. BennyGreenberg
      at least a 4 year old
    8. timethief
      @Anok
      Thanks for the correction. Gosh, I thought that all threads are the right threads for crybabies to whine in. Was I wrong?
    9. Anok
      Yup, this thread is for the non crybabies to whine in

      Heehee.
    10. timethief
      Who me whine? No way - never. Sheesh ... I'm glad we cleared that up and I know I'm in the right thread.
    11. Anok
      I know, but *I* like to whine.

      See? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    12. timethief
      OWW OWW Owwooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    13. Anok
      LMAo *snort*
    14. timethief
      Guess which animals are my totem animals?
      Totem animal #1 clue: OWW OWW OWWwooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    15. Anok
      Oh, I dunno - hold on lemme think a sec...

      If I Grrrrrred at you, would you know mine?
    16. timethief
      Totem animal #2 clue: If I was a silent by deadly stalker who leaped off a high ledge, sunk my claws into your flesh and bit through your jugular vein ... hhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss!
    17. Anok
      Ha! (I think?)

      I don't know that out totems would get a long, actually. Maybe in a symbiotic relationship during times of food shortages....

      Oh I have a feeling i know what yours is. That howling is a dead give away.

      Clue number two from me - BIG.
    18. timethief
      Do you have any native blood?
    19. Anok
      There is a rumor that I do - but I can't confirm it.

      My husband does, Canadian Native, though.
    20. timethief
      We share a common totem animal and it's the bear. In my case it's the grizzly bear. (BTW The First Nations peoples owned the whole of the North American continent.)
    21. Anok
      Wow, you're the only other person I've ever met with a bear for a totem.

      Cool

      That also explains a lot....
    22. timethief
      Did you guess what my second animal totem is yet?
    23. Anok
      A big cat? Of some sort?
    24. legbamel
      I was thinking of a rabid skunk, but I my have been influenced by the "silent but deadly" part.
  32. melindaville
    Goodbye cruel world--I hate you all! Hear me? I HATE you all!

    You won't have Melinda Roberts Tyler to push around anymore! That's all!

    So EFF you ALL! I am Leaving! I AM leaving. I am leaving. I'm going now.

    Whether you like it or not.

    I


    AM


    LEAVING

    Think I don't mean it?

    I have had it.

    As soon as I finish my soup, I am leaving . . . .really. I promise. I will.



    Bye!

    And

    I

    Hope

    You

    All

    Die!!!!





























    (goodbye!)
    1. Anok
      "Don't fear the reaper...du-du du do do-"

    2. melindaville
      Some people tend to bring out my mean streak. It's actually quite rare when it happens.
    3. Anok
      Oh, I thought that was funny.
      I guess my humor is pretty warped
    4. timethief
      Mean streak - I don't believe you. You haven't baited a hook so and it's not midnight yet so .... neer, neer, neer, neer, neer You're actually staying , right?
    5. melindaville
      ha ha ha @tt--I'm leaving with HOLLY! As soon as it turns midnight, dammit.
  33. crpitt
    Such a tease, I thought you and holly were running off together.
    1. melindaville
      Soon! VERY soon. And I meen it. Write now. I am leafing because all you peeple are making me loose my head. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

      Goodbye!
    2. crpitt
      Gosh what a vain one you are, I actually meant the pointless one.

      I cant wait for you to leave as well!

      Now piss off.
    3. melindaville
      I'm not vane. I'm pissed off.

      And I am leafing. Soon.

      As soon as I am abel to figare out how to logg out.
    4. crpitt
      Don't forget to take those two with you.
    5. Anok
      Did Kevin just say blimey?

      Hahahah

      Mtyler - too much, too much
    6. melindaville
      Enjoy anok--this Melinda isn't let out of her cage very often.
    7. Anok
      Hey, just as soon as I get you on the street, I'm slapping a balaclava on you and you can just let loose
    8. melindaville
      heh heh heh--oh, you should have known me when . . . . I got in so much trouble!

      It's so hard to be a role model. Or should I say a roll modle.
    9. crpitt
      I hope I didn't provoke the blimey? Tis blasphemy coming out of a yanks mouth.

      Melinda I am ashamed of you!

    10. Anok
      I only get into the best of trouble.
    11. melindaville
      Aw shucks--I didn't mean it! Really!



      okay--maybe I did. I'll go do some penance somewhere. I will, like, spray paint, "Holly the Housewife ROCKS--she is a TRUE American," on some buildings in the ghetto to show my sorrow for what I have done here.


      And then I will leaf.
  34. RenalFailure
    Screw you all, at midnight I'm weaving! A basket! For your tears!
    1. Anok
      One for me?
    2. timethief
      Great! I'll contribute a crying towel.
      And at 1 AM we'll start a non-fan club for you, just for fun, of course.
    3. sensico
      I dont like baskets, I want a hat
    4. crpitt
      Hopefully its made from pubic hair?
    5. RenalFailure
      Tear baskets for EVERYONE! But you can't LOOK at the baskets BECAUSE it upsets them. Especially if you have a "so-called" degree, because then you're really a 2 year old.
    6. timethief
      Good grief! Don't go near those nether regions without gloves.
    7. Anok
      A tear basket full of crying towels, and hats made of pubic hairs, then?
    8. sensico
      LOL, ewww...Im not wearing a hat made out of pubs either
    9. timethief
      Yes and some raisinets too. We can eat them while we watch the clown, the cupcake, and the attention queen sing a trio rendition of the "we just wanna have fun, song" while they tailgate, link drop and taunt other members.
    10. RenalFailure
      I think you can get those items out of the Lillian Vernon catalog, and have them personalized too.
    11. timethief
      You don't say? Do they stock any stuffed lizards?
      I'm thinking we may want to throw darts at a few.
    12. kellybax
      Strawberry cupcakes are my favorite
  35. qelqoth
    This thread. It is made of win.
  36. qelqoth
    It is made of win, awesome and god.
  37. Arcticulates
    oh! My! Another one (almost) bites the dust!
    1. timethief
      @articulates
      I say there's no way the Sleepy Hollow howler is going to leave.
    2. timethief
      Ho ho ho

      Hee hee hee

      Is that an old dump truck tailgating me?

      Call the police - Oh wait! They're not here - they're there - they're everywhere.
    3. legbamel
      So, is that thegoodknife or what?
    4. legbamel
      Dang - ignore that! It ended up in the wrong place. I was asking about the BC police, below.
  38. Jeunelle
    I'm surprises that it wasn't pointed out by the bc police how old this thread is. 11/20/07
    1. Friday13
      Thread starter has full bumpage rights.
    2. siralmo
      it was stated by pointless that it was a bump..... i think its a fair call
    3. qelqoth
      lol @ bc police

      nee naw! nee naw! nee naw! nee naw!
    4. timethief
      @quelqoth

      Necro-posting!
      Love it or hate it?
      How do your rate it?
      Let's have a poll.

      (1) Necro posting forever - revival makes us strong.
      (2) Close the threads on all the deads - don't lead us on.

      nee haw! nee haw! nee haw!

      Is that an old nanny goat tailgating me?
    5. qelqoth
      Nah, it's the "bc police":

  39. Jeunelle
    Then you both need to tell the bc police that crap, not me.
    1. siralmo
      hey we believe in freedom of bump

      so don't get all up in my face

      peace jeu *holds peace sign*
    2. timethief
      Ho ho ho

      Hee hee hee

      Is that an old nanny goat tailgating me?
    1. Friday13
      Now, now. Let us all calm down and read a good book.

      I recommend this one:

    2. siralmo
      hey when you're all up in my face i have the right to get all up in your face, other wise the terrorists have already won
    3. timethief
      Stop! Don't let that old nanny goat lick your face.
      Think about where that twisted tongue has been last.
      I hear tell that all it's ever used for kissing fat a$$
      It's so obsessed with sucking my farts it makes me laugh.
    4. Jeunelle
      Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    5. Friday13
      Ladies, please.

    6. timethief
      nee haw! nee haw! nee haw!
      The wisdom of the goat doesn't float anyone's boat.
    7. Arnous81
      TT why are you calling Jeunelle names? AND Sucking your farts? That was very ucalled for.
  40. PetLvr
    But .. will the rain hurt the rhubarb?

    (that's what I want to know)
    1. timethief
      Gosh, I hope not.
  41. siralmo
    hang on i've lost who's what now

    i thought the bump was fair as it was clearly stated
    1. timethief
      The bump was fairly stated.
      The goat was berated.
      I'm not obligated.

      Ho ho ho
      Hee hee hee
      I seems the old nanny goat can't quit tailgating me.
  42. Jeunelle
    What's also funny is that someone here believes that they ARE the bc police and that I am speaking about them, though no names were brought into this when I simply pointed out in the comment above that this thread is old. Amazing...I guess that Mad Cow disease is still on the loose and all I have to say is Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
    1. siralmo
      moooooooooooooooowahahahahahahahaha
    2. pointlessbanter
      Jenuelle give it a rest....

      Christ you are such a drama whore
    3. Jeunelle
      That message was brought to you by another Mad Cow supporter.
      Moooooooooooooooooooooooo
    4. timethief
      So, is that policeman thegoodknife or nine? Hell no! They have real work to do and it's not policing this zoo. Maybe police at BC are the self anointed three - the clown, the cupcake and the drama queenie. I mean, I'm sure they have an in with Admin (tee ... hee) 'cuz the BC front page doesn't change. And, all we see is threads with their names.
    5. Jeunelle
      Ahhhhh so while the cats away the mice will play.
      Of course we all have to have the last word but really I don't know why they don't change the friggin front page, those discussions have been up for far too long and I too wonder why those discussions are still on the front page.
      Looks like the Admins haven't been around to change them and that would explain soooo much here.
    6. kellybax
      I agree J, they probably just have not had time to change it. OR...... maybe they feel that light hearted and fun conversations are attractive for BC. Sweet attracts new members more than sour will.
    7. Jeunelle
      pointlessbanter.....If you choose to show your true character by using the F word on a public forum that is your choice. I do not respond to people who use F words on a public forum,
      at least I have some class and please don't speak to me when you decide to use them.
    8. pointlessbanter
      Good way to sidestep the issue at hand.

      You don't know crap about my true character.

      Your constant complaining and fight picking is getting old.
    9. timethief
      @kevin
      It never takes much to make an old goat cranky.
      It's beneath me to engage with 3 self anointed vigilantes.
      Let them blah their guts out while they tie knots in their panties.
      Eh, Kevin pass me the hankies.
    10. Jeunelle
      @kevin....Picking a fight????? Really is that so???? because as I remember it,
      all I stated here is that this discussion is old and that still holds true.
      It's not like an old discussion wasn't pointed out many times by other bc members, so are they all picking fights too when they simply point out the facts?
    11. BennyGreenberg
      Self appointed vigilantes? Holy Shit! If that isn't the greatest case of the "Pot Calling the Kettle Black" - Still laughing at that comment...
    12. crpitt
      I am pointing out this point of ponitless's :

      "We are all sick of hearing from both of you about it"
    13. BennyGreenberg
      Jeunelle - calm down...

      We know your side...
      We know TT's side...

      The constant back-and-forth is just getting nothing done...
      You both need a time out!
    14. kellybax
      @TT: If anyone plays the self anointed BC police person here, it is YOU. You constantly chastise people, tell them what to do and all in the guise of being helpful. Practically every one (not all, but most) of your "helpful links" point to something you wrote on one of your blogs. Your snide comments do not go unnoticed.

      The clown and the cupcake have just been socializing here. You for some reason decided that you do not like that and started poking fun. So be it, but I think many here see what you are really doing. I am always friendly to everyone. Mind my business. Keep things light and fun. But.... I will not stand by and let you get your digs in without saying something about it. I advise you to back off.
    15. Jeunelle
      We all crpitt???? Who is we all???? Who speaks for all bc members here???
      Should we have an official bc vote???
    16. crpitt
      Okay I am sick of BOTH of you, there is one vote.
    17. Jeunelle
      @crpitt....The truth is out...lmao
      I am out of here to go make breakfast. Later yau'll
    18. crpitt
      More the situation, than the actual people. Is every thread going contain digs about the other?
  43. dune
    He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

    There are only two people who can tell you the truth about yourself; an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly
    1. timethief
      Thanks for the reminder Dune - much appreciated.
  44. PetLvr
    OMG! I forgot about the complimentary blond joke requirement to this thread ...//

    Q: How did the blonde die icefishing?
    A: She got run over by the zamboni!

    Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?
    A: Opens the car door.

    Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
    A: Kick open the car door.

    Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
    A: More leg room.

    Q: What do blondes say after sex?
    A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”

    Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
    A: Data transfer.

    Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
    A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

    Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
    A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
  45. DangerMouse
    That data transfer one is hilarious!!!
  46. sensico
    HA!, this thread is hilarious Damn my need to goto sleep
  47. Anok
    So is it over?
  48. ThriftShopRomantic
    The thread is from 11/07 and still...

    It's interesting how social media personality implosions tend to look so similar.
    1. Anok
      I tried to warn Kevin about the necroposting:

    2. siralmo
      ROFLMAO!!!!!
  49. kellybax
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6zIEfSxqkg

    Networking, sharing knowledge, making friends and a little bit 'o fun= Social networking
    1. siralmo
      unfortunately i dont have sound atm, sooo i'll lol anyway for the sake that i trust that it will be funny

      LOL
    2. kellybax
      You are always such a good sport
  50. BennyGreenberg
    I think someone was nipping at the sacrificial wine last night...

    And never - - never - - use the Raisinets name in vain..

    @Arnous81 - Hilarious - sucking farts...

    @TT - See - You can actually be part of a thread and Have Fun without "link dropping" - a little bit mean-spirited - but still funny...
    1. Jeunelle
      BG is that suppose to be Haiku??? LMAO
    2. kellybax
      Finding this all to be getting a bit personal TT. We have kept it light regardless of the silly names you make up for us but I ask that you do NOT say things like what you just said to Benny. Not a good idea.

      Edited: Of course, TT changed what she wrote about Benny just a minute ago so now my statement does not make sense. But, I will leave mine as is because I want HER to read it.
    3. sensico
      oh god, I wish there was some kind of map for this discussion cause I cant figure out what anyone said that started this whole thing, and what did she say to benny?
    4. BennyGreenberg
      A map would be nice -

      And I did see what you said - and Darlin' - What I say and do is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much different than what you say and do - that a Mirror would not be the tool needed...

      To quote you - "I am here to stay" - so get used to it...

      just sayin'...

      @sensico - if you want to know - drop me a note...
    5. sensico
      nevermind I finally figured it out...your a vigilante. Shame on you benny, and you're a bad influence in kelly. SHAME SHAME SHAME
    6. BennyGreenberg
      It was not exactly that - but -- water under the troll bridge
    7. kellybax
      Sesico, maybe I am the bad influence on Benny!
    8. sensico
      actually that would make more sense, I always thought of Benny as a *little* more nicer
    9. BennyGreenberg
      Ahhh - so it is Kells who has been the bad influence... whew I feel better now... can I have a cupcake, err, ummm, cupcake...
  51. sensico
    hey, why did the arguing stop...it was getting good...
    1. BennyGreenberg
      no more wine in the hip flask?
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      Take heart- typically in these situations the person who leaves comes back in a short period of time either:

      1.) proclaiming they won't be run off by certain mean people or

      2.) under a new name but communicating in the same way on the same topics, so everybody already knows who it is.

      Such is the internet for ya!
    3. BennyGreenberg
      I laughed my ass off on #1 Jenn - that was great!
    4. ThriftShopRomantic
      It's just the way it is. I hope someone's writing a psychology book on this angle of social media. It's fascinating.
    5. BennyGreenberg
      @Jenn - #2 - isn't it always the case - I have enough trouble being me - I can't Imagine having to have two or three of me - dang!

      Too funny
    6. ThriftShopRomantic
      #2 Yes, I've seen it happen at least three times in the last couple of years.

      And no, just being oneself is a full-time job. I have enough trouble having two different blogs!
    7. BennyGreenberg
      @jenn - Not only that - but - I like being me - so if I can't be me - I don't want to be a "fake" me - You either like me for me or not - I am OK with getting one Less Birthday gift...
    8. ThriftShopRomantic
      Yeah, but that comes with self-esteem.
    9. BennyGreenberg
      It comes with self-esteem - good point Jenn...

      Then again - those "sybilistic" personalities and persona make for great Social Media fodder!
    10. kellybax
      Darn Benny, I had to go and look that one up! I see now
    11. melindaville
      @TSR--I am actually seriously considering writing a book about the psychological properties of social networking. All of you are my lab rats too!

      And also, #1 and #2 can be applied to virtually ANY discussion forum. Political entertaininment, blogging, etc. People leave in a huff and write a long post announcing it, then come back and say they won't be intimidated by the baddies on the board.
    12. Anok
      There was arguing?

      I always miss the good stuff

      Mtyler - I would LOVE to read that book. Egads, what a messy world it is!
    13. legbamel
      I've been running around this maze for months. Where the hell is my cheese, woman?!
    14. melindaville
      @Anok--it's my next project after my memoir. But you can have a free autographed copy!
    15. ThriftShopRomantic
      It's certainly ripe for writing about. And you're right, it certainly isn't limited to BC-- it's any social media. It's all pretty cyclical.
    16. Anok
      Saweet!

      Do I get a starring role, or what?
    17. kellybax
      Anok, I cannot imagine that the only Ninja here would not get a starring role! What is a social media book without a Ninja???
    18. Anok
      I know! I mean..honestly.

      Pfft boards without ninjas are really not the sorts of places one should be hanging around.
    19. legbamel
      I've been wandering around boards and fora for over ten years, and I've seen the same scenario enacted on every one of them. Someone always claims that there are admin favorites, a mean clique, and that they're being harassed behind the scenes. You can always find a dramatic exit, filled with the explanation of what's wrong with the board and how the poster is tired of trying to fix it.

      I postulate that there's actually only one troll out there, who posts the same complaints, stirs the same pot, and generally wreaks the same havoc on every board out there. It just takes him or her longer to find some than others.
    20. kellybax
      Seriously! I kind of like boards with clowns and cupcakes too!
    21. BennyGreenberg
      Hey as the "clown" of the group - can I get one... I have Pay Pal you know
      Or I can pay in Raisinettes
    22. Anok
      @Legbamel - yup! Every board, every age group.

      My old debate group that I used to be addicted to was the same way only even worse. They had community leaders who acted as moderators (in a Jr sort of way to the site's real moderators) - and man oh man were they ever harassed for favoritism!

      Which is why I do not support forum moderators of tat sort. It just makes it worse.

      Kelly & Bennie LOL
    23. DangerMouse
      #2 was the first thing I thought about last night... There will be a new appearance and they'll feel the need to do a bit of "payback" or at least try. During those times do we then figure it out and it's "toodles" and "B-bye" to them again!
    24. BennyGreenberg
      Was just thinking - Clowns and Cupcakes - what a great way to "Start a Party"... or the Clown and Cupcakes Fan Club...

      laughs...
    25. ThriftShopRomantic
      Aw, Benny-- please stop talking food. I skipped breakfast this morning and you're killin' me.
    26. kellybax
      No Benny, you mean the clown and cupcake "non-fan club", don't you??
    27. BennyGreenberg
      Ahhh - Yes - I stand corrected - the "non fan club"

      correct... well at least they do make for a great Tailgate Party!
    28. sensico
      all I did was post a simple question and now, I have no idea where theres so many replies, I dont even know what this conversation is about, but if it aint arguing for my entertainment purposes then you people are irrelevant
  52. melindaville
    @Anok--of course! You are the star anarchist of the board!
    1. Anok
      Heeheheeeheeheee

      I can see it now - the chapter dedicated to the paranoid and conspiracy theorists on the boards...staring ninja anarchists!
    2. melindaville
      @Anok--that's a great angle!
    3. BennyGreenberg
      Oooooh Oooooh Ohhhhh (doing my best Horshack) - Can the Clown get the Chapter on how Social Media is not supposed to be fun?

      --and I could even do the narrative in my deep voiced Brooklyn accent - confuse everyone!
    4. melindaville
      No problem, Bennie! Your cast--and I can write a mean Brooklyn accent!
  53. waqarabro
    my favorite joke is that i am posting my comments on this topic
  54. BennyGreenberg
    ***Note - This entire thread brought to you by the fine folks over at Pointless Banter
    1. pointlessbanter
      Only the fun parts.
    2. BennyGreenberg
      Be careful - the fun parts are what got the trouble started...

      There is already a Clown and a Cupcake - Do you want to be called something too...
  55. Arcticulates
    @pointless:
    I think this is all a ploy, it shows your masterful way of getting people to join into a discussion thread, without you getting too deeply involved in the conversation going on... ! Wow! Amazing! I must learn this!

    @tt I am wondering what kind of name you have for me? Or on second thought maybe it's better that I don't know...
    1. BennyGreenberg
      I just call you Kim - and I like that!
    2. siralmo
      just like i call you benji
  56. myriadlife
    I reckon you all must be ginger. Only gingers hate blondes this much.
    1. siralmo
      you know, red hair

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