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I'm Offended and won't answer a single question!!

Posted by offendedblogger • 5/31/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

But I will definitely offer my unsolicited, politically incorrect opinion if you ask me something.

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5/31/08

kdawg68

Okay. Me Something?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey.
5/31/08

timethief

You offend me too much to speak to you in public.
So I guess I'll just keep reading your blog and leaving comments there.

Question: What's the most offensive thing another blogger has done to you?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  acousticguitarist
  
  you are supposed to be eating
2. 5/31/08
  
  timethief
  
  @redpanda
  There is so a question there. It just took me a bit longer to type it. Gone to eat for sure this time.
3. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  The most offensive thing another blogger has done to me is sneezed on my blog a couple weeks ago and gave me the flu!
4. 5/31/08
  
  acousticguitarist
  
  yes there is one, is your ink running low
5. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  You think it's a sneeze but itssnot.
6. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yes, well it is better than washing my hair with that crap you use.
7. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Hey, it said it was rich in emollients.
  
  How was I supposed to know what emollients were
8. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Does that mean I can call you poop head?
  
  If so, you are my top choice for next weekend's Weekender Offender award now.
9. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I don't give a Sh$t.
  
  I wash my hair with it
10. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I do hope you wash your hands afterward!
  
  Especially before VISITING MY BLOG! Ugh!!
5/31/08

acousticguitarist

This is not a question

You have your hands on your head

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  True, because I am showing off my perky... oh nevermind.
2. 5/31/08
  
  acousticguitarist
  
  you answered a 'NOT a question'
  
  I should get a prize
3. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hey, I can't help it if I have a thing for pandas!
4. 6/01/08
  
  barryfromtexas
  
  I know - I am late - but I thought it was coz you are like most women - with a headache:P
5/31/08

kdawg68

I'd like to know why we park our cars in driveways?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Because we will get a ticket if we park them on the parkway, duh!!
5/31/08

ekim941

Does this hat make my @ss look big?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  timethief
  
  @ekim
  rotflol
2. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No, your @ss makes your hat look small.
3. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Oh good. That takes focus away from another small area of great concern.
4. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No, your feet are big so I wouldn't worry too much.
5. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Don't hate coz I'm stable.
6. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hey, with feet that big you could be top stud in MY stable.
  
  Rowr.
7. 6/02/08
  
  wolfcreek
  
  Foot fetish much?
5/31/08

jackpayne

O.K.: If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

What's your opinion of this brilliant observation?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Jack, have I told you lately how handsome and smart and handsome you are?
5/31/08

kdawg68

Your thoughts? Greatest acting ever?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKVNI9A7W0

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yes, you DO need therapy and quickly.
5/31/08

dragonlager

On the first day God said, "Let Their Be Light."
who was He talking to?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Jesus.
  
  My taco truck guy.
2. 5/31/08
  
  lordiwanttobewhole
  
  the electrician
5/31/08

ThriftShopRomantic

Of course you won't answer this, but--- How many 40s pinup girl avatars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  None, we leave that work up to studs like ekim to do while we paint our toenails.
2. 5/31/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I knew it!
3. 5/31/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  hot! Can I watch?
4. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ha! OK, for $20.
5. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Sure Kdawg. Never seen a real man screw in a lightbulb?
6. 5/31/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  He has hooves.
7. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Yes. But they are painted hooves
8. 5/31/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Possibly a different demographic than I was envisioning.
9. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Kdawg likes to watch and not get his hands dirty.
10. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  As long as he's not looking at my buttcrack.
  
  Ok, Maybe just a peek.
11. 5/31/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  Instead of the elephant in the room, I can just be the horse that stands 17 hands in the room.
  
  Edit: and I was talking about the hot toenail painting action.
12. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  OMG THIS IS TURNING VERY OFFENSIVE!!
  
  Suddenly, I miss Hippychick.
13. 5/31/08
  
  kdawg68
  
  I'm offended that you find that offensive. The offensitivity of the entire situation demands outrage.
14. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Uh, you are aware that I hold trademark on the words offended, offensive and offends, right?!!
  
  Now pay up, dammit.
5/31/08

JDh888

who will be the next president of the united states?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  It doesn't matter because Google is the real power behind the throne!
5/31/08

globalgirl

Do you offend your family too?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No way!
  
  I reserve my offenses for friends, neighbors, strangers and/or Google hit men.
2. 5/31/08
  
  globalgirl
  
  You Go Girl!
5/31/08

ekim941

Does this remind you of anyone?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  DrBurst
  
  wow, this equals the offended blogger so well...
2. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  even looks like her
3. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  OMG!
  
  That does remind me of me!
4. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Eh herm. You're welcome
5. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Is that German?
  
  ARE YOU A NAZI?!!
  
  Ugh. I knew it.
6. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I can see where manners would be foreign to you
7. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  You are such a poophead!
8. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I was clearing my throat, I had some phlegm in it.
  
  And by throat, I mean hand and by phlegm I mean . . . Umm, nevermind.
9. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I hope you keep *ahem* TISSUE handy for these moments!!
10. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Oh come on. I'm searching for pics of you on photobucket, what did you expect, you sexy little avatar
11. 5/31/08
  
  DrBurst
  
  I was going to write
  
  "I don't get it"
  
  for the humor value, but after my thread claiming sex is immoral, I would look so lame...
5/31/08

dragonlager

If bill gates and the google team were in a mud wrestling match,
who would win?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Google wins EVERYTHING!!
  
  They are the Antichrist, you know.
5/31/08

DrBurst

Are you for the republic?

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Which one?
2. 5/31/08
  
  DrBurst
  
  The people's republic of chubacastan of course...
3. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Why yes, I passionately support anything with the word CHUB in it. Ask ekim.
4. 5/31/08
  
  DrBurst
  
  lol
5/31/08

morgantj

I'm offended by you being offended and for not accepting a single question.

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ha! We both know who the REAL easily offended are here at BC.
  
  Go on, I dare you to start a thread and see them pour out of lurkdom.
2. 5/31/08
  
  morgantj
  
  LOL. Yes we do. The thread would be deleted in no time.
3. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  But it would be SO FUN while it lasted!!
5/31/08

markstoneman

Please don't be offended, Chelle, but, for the record, you have actually never managed to offend me here.

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  See below.
5/31/08

offendedblogger

OK I KNOW YOU ARE ALL WONDERING, and yes, it is true:

Ekim finally came out of the closet.

Whoo-hoo!!

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1. 5/31/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Clearly that is not me.
  
  No backwards hat tan line.
2. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Well, it can't be Gmoney because he is too, umm, what's the politically correct word??
  
  White?!
5/31/08

DrBurst

Would you call your self l33t...

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1. 5/31/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Is that a trick question?!
6/01/08

barryfromtexas

Peanuts or Pistachios?

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Peanuts, I love Snoopy!!
6/01/08

PetLvr

What's your favorite vegetable?
Pick a number 1 2 3 4

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  #4 Broccoli
  
  ...but only if it is fair trade broccoli imported from Guatemala.
6/01/08

survivor

Well I honestly don't give a bleep that you are offensive use some deodorant and it should cure that issue.

wait..did you say, "offended?"..

my bad.

Why do you look so anorexic in your picture and what is up with the black bow in the hair. Wow, how 40's?..lol

(don't tell my Mom I read your blog religiously)

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yay! You read my blog religiously?
  
  That means I am a cult leader!
  
  Now give me $20. And make me a latte.
6/01/08

robertstevenson

Those are Mickey Mouse ears. Right, Offended?

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1. 6/01/08
  
  barryfromtexas
  
  I think it is her hearing protection when she is on the shooting range
2. 6/01/08
  
  robertstevenson
  
  Well OB, which is it?
3. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Barry is right, it is for when I am target practicing.
  
  A girl has to be prepared for Global Warming/Armageddon when all the crazy-eyed city people come to Idaho to try and infiltrate my bunker, you know!
6/01/08

mattiasx

Hello, Offended. Unfortunately, my name does not include an adjective.

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  What does the x stand for then?
2. 6/01/08
  
  mattiasx
  
  Good question.
3. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Don't make me guess, I have a very wild imagination.
4. 6/02/08
  
  mattiasx
  
  There's only one X, not three. Settle down.
6/01/08

Manictastic

Do you still like me, Offended, because it's been so long since we've got it on behind Jesus taco truck, i was just wondering

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I know! I will meet you there in 10 minutes. Bring the sour cream.
6/01/08

jackpayne

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ooooh!! Good question.
  
  They must be a political figure, I believe. Or a member of the Beatles.
  
  Wait, was John Lennon assassinated or murdered?
2. 6/01/08
  
  mattiasx
  
  He was euthanized
6/01/08

dragonlager

I was a big fan of the show C.H.I.P.s

imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_11590~CHiPs-Posters.jpg

would your rather ride on the back of Jon's Motorcycle?...or Ponch's?

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hehehe I had a major crush on Ponch but don't tell anyone, that would be so embarrassing!!
2. 6/01/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Admit it Chelle, it was last week.
3. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No it wasn't! Last week I had a crush on you.
4. 6/01/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Wow, I can barely hold back my excitement.
5. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  That was before I read your post about being a poophead.
6/01/08

Jeunelle

Ponch is selling real estate now in Florida.
I saw him doing commercials for homes on Cable.

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ha! Are you serious?
  
  Poor guy.
  
  I was like 8 when I had a crush on him.
6/01/08

markstoneman

Still not offended.

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  What if I said that I am going to go fill up my monster truck, contribute to global warming as I drive through a nature reserve?
  
  What if I run over some endangered critter and then take it home and BBQ it for dinner?
  
  How about then?
2. 6/01/08
  
  markstoneman
  
  Nah, cause you don't really mean it---except for the part about the truck maybe, but people in the middle of nowhere almost have an excuse for those kind of vehicles.
6/01/08

momscrazylife

I got a question.

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6/01/08

momscrazylife

How come when I'm pissed the most, my kids insist on driving me effing crazy. They won't stfu.

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6/01/08

momscrazylife

Isn't there a legal way you can sell them?

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Hey, let's trade instead, that's legal isn't it?
  
  Mine are always more agreeable being slaves for strangers.
2. 6/01/08
  
  momscrazylife
  
  Ahh, Yes, I believe we have the answer. Ok, so lets trade.
3. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I hope yours do laundry and dishes!
6/01/08

momscrazylife

Nope, mine do sh*t. Absolutely nothing but scream and ask for money.

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1. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Argh! Maybe I should just loan you my cattle prod instead?
2. 6/01/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Mine threw up all weekend. Aww, I have my own little exorcist clan over here
3. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Mine did yardwork with me.
6/01/08

kdawg68

Kids are hard wired to feed off of our insanity. They sense it about us. Plus it's entertaining to them to drive us bonkers.

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1. 6/01/08
  
  chicky401
  
  I agree 200%! Mine drove me crazy this weekend and the closer to the edge you are the harder they push! But they ok now.
2. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I think they think it is a sport to see which one sends us to the loony bin first.
3. 6/01/08
  
  chicky401
  
  Now that you put it in that perspective it does seem to be a sport. My kids have competition though. My passengers also try to drive me crazy, some of them really are crazy So don't tell my kids there's competition or they might have to try harder!
4. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Haha! Believe me, I would never tell. Right now I am actually hiding from my kids down here in my secret underground bunker!
  
  Now I am curious, do you drive a school bus? A taxi? A prison shuttle?
5. 6/01/08
  
  chicky401
  
  County transportation. For the most part I do not have kids on the bus unless with the parents. We have many people who ride, general public, people with disabilities-that doesn't look right-and seniors. I do like my job though. OMG I could not drive a school bus I would already be crazy, oh wait I am nevermind.
6. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Holy moly, I hear ya. I rode on one with my son's 3rd grade field trip one year and had a migraine by the time we got to the museum!
  
  I think I am too short to drive a bus.
7. 6/01/08
  
  chicky401
  
  Nah, if you can drive a monster truck you can drive a bus!
8. 6/01/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Haha, yeah true. Except I would lose my job if I "accidentally" ran over tourists in the bus.
9. 6/01/08
  
  chicky401
  
  Nah I won't tell if you don't tell! What was that? Speedbumps
6/01/08

Hippychikky

i actually have never once found you offensive, yet that is me! miss you offensive chikky

hmmm a ?? ..... lets see

soooo what is the best way to get bird poop out of your perfect hair day doooooooo!?!

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6/01/08

kdawg68

Hippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6/01/08

Hippychikky

hippy? where? do they still exist? freakin tree huggers

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6/01/08

offendedblogger

OMG!!! Is it really you?!

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1. 6/01/08
  
  Hippychikky
  
  the hair is a little longer but i think, well i hope it is me
2. 6/02/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  If we have HippyChikky and Chicky401 in the very same thread, how many BC members will be totally confused?
3. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  They kinda look similar, too!
  
  Hmmmmm....
4. 6/02/08
  
  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  I think it's some kind of conspiracy.
5. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I bet they both work for Google!! :o
6/01/08

jojoblue

Okay...thank you for the warning!

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1. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No problem!
6/02/08

Manictastic

Are you wearing that sexy black lace lingerie thing?

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1. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  No, are you?!
6/02/08

Naturalwoman

are you offended when women don't shave their arm pits?

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1. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Not offended. Totally disgusted! Ugh!!
6/02/08

wolfcreek

When in the act of calling attention to the uhm (can't use offensive due to trademark)discrepancies of brain matter, do you see a trend that tends to overblow the true meaning of your blog?

My guess...people are f-awny, but I'll let you elaborate.

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1. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Yes, absolutely. I know that many readers "get it" but some are too dull witted and it flies right over their heads.
  
  Some of them even think Jesus is real!
6/02/08

carlgalloway

I don't get offended by cute gorgeous women, last time I checked you were one of those so I'm really sorry but you'll just have to try harder

[reply]
1. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Well! After my sex change operation maybe then you will feel differently!
2. 6/02/08
  
  carlgalloway
  
  nah, i'm bisexual and really into trannies, got anything else?
3. 6/02/08
  
  wolfcreek
  
  I had a sex change operation, too...I got married. It neutered me fast!
4. 6/02/08
  
  offendedblogger