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   12/31/08

   LynneaUrania

   Confusion say, "Take 2 aspirin and take a good nap."

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   12/31/08

   ClickHere

   Sounds a lot like an inner extended ear infraction with complications caused by the thoriated enunciation. I recommend a Vanilla Mint Antiseptic toe bath followed by responsible consumption of limited alcohol. Hope this helps.

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   12/31/08

   MadMadMargo

   You might try this mantra:
   
   "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun."
   
   Repeat until your mind is able to focus and your confusion is a thing of the past.

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      12/31/08

      MrCheeseburger

      I didn't try that yet! Thanks Me Me!
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   12/31/08

   GabrielGadfly

   Become one with your confusion. When you embrace the true essence of confusion, then you will transcend it and become the master of confusion-fu.

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5. 

   12/31/08

   kden

   You are confusing me.

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      12/31/08

      MrCheeseburger

      It's such a confusing confusion that its contagious!
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      12/31/08

      LynneaUrania

      Perhaps there is a silver lining to all this. Scientists have been trying to reach confusion for decades. All they have been able to sustain so far is confission. By being so confused you are really light years ahead of the conphysicists.
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   12/31/08

   Arnous81

   I think you need to put yourself with a coke and fries, mr. cheeseburger, and serve yourself, that'll save you from your misery.

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      12/31/08

      LynneaUrania

      Really, Arnous, be nice. You'd feel the same way if you had too much Thousand Island dressing on your buns.
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   12/31/08

   HorsePucky

   You may need to toast your buns in Tahiti.

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      12/31/08

      LynneaUrania

      Send Mr. Cheeseburger to Tahiti, then. He will never have been so confused in his life.
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   12/31/08

   fczamora

   hey mr. cheeseburger... i heard that once china was confused too...:-)

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9. 

   12/31/08

   bsilvia

   I'd like to help you, but I don't know what I'm doing here...

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10. 

    12/31/08

    jeremylong

    appears you're really confused haha
    go for a walk outside of your wherever you are.
    breathe in some fresh air...
    you'll feel much better...
    let your mind go.. stop thinking about anything for 3 minutes, just relax..
    
    when you return, you will see the light of your so-called confused problem...
    
    Happy New Year!

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