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In defense of Horse Racing blogs

Posted by kdawg68 • 3/05/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic

I just wanted to join in on the fun. Okay, so let's list some serious reasons.

1. The horses are pretty
2. Girls totally love horses
3. I totally love girls
4. It's the best sport on earth
5. The sport needs new fans
6. You can legally bet and win money.
7. The jockeys are border line midgets
8. Midgets are awesome.
9. The Queen of England likes it
10. What other things can the Queen of England and homeless bums in the US (and midgets for that matter) possibly have in common? The sport is clearly a miracle creation.

So there people. Stop villifying me and my brethren.

theaspiringhorseplayer.wordpress.com/

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User Comments

  1. crkian
    3/05/08
    crkian
    You cant cover over the cracks
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  2. Anok
    3/05/08
    Anok
    I will vilify! I would I mean...if I didn't like totally love the pretty horses and stuff

    [reply]
  3. Manictastic
    3/05/08
    Manictastic
    OMG, you are like totally right.
    [reply]
    1. kdawg68
      3/05/08
      kdawg68
      ....as opposed to just totally right?
  4. friedclyde
    3/05/08
    friedclyde
    how tall are you?
    [reply]
    1. kdawg68
      3/05/08
      kdawg68
      Tall enough to ride the ferris wheel at the carnival.
  5. pointlessbanter
    3/05/08
    pointlessbanter
    anything with a saddle and a crop is good
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    1. suburbqueen
      3/05/08
      suburbqueen
      Add a whip and you've got yourself a good time.
    2. kdawg68
      3/05/08
      kdawg68
      Oh I so agree, suburbanqueen!
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