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In Public vs. Private...

Posted by lotusb • 6/19/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: private v. public

Out of the following things, which do you usually or only do in private, or do in public?

1) Pick your nose

2) Pull out a wedgie

3) Kiss your lover

4) Sing

5) Dance

6) Fart

7) Check your pits for freshness

8) Go "#2"

9) Over eat

10) Smack your children

User Comments

6/19/09

Stillthinking

Well, I don't have children, but I wouldn't smack them either in public or private. The rest, who cares? I'm not exactly known for my effortless grace.

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1. 6/19/09
  
  lotusb
  
  I care, now answer the question. Kidding...
  
  I don't see anyting wrong with smacking your children...I smack kids that aren't even mine. (not kidding)
6/19/09

Rory

Definitely 2. As a guy, those wedgies can be EXTREMELY pain to your "dangly bits" ... !!!

Oh, and rack me up for #s 3, 4, and 6.

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1. 6/19/09
  
  lotusb
  
  I actually find that #6 is easier to do in public anyway...you got the wind and outside noise to cover the sound and blow away the smell...right?
2. 6/19/09
  
  Rory
  
  You have to aware of your body and how it farts! If you're loudy and smelly, time it along with noises ... but, make sure you're down wind from everyone. Silent can be done anytime, but ensure your position re: stink.
6/19/09

Rivy

4 & 5 - No. But I would love to have the courage and ability to sing and dance "Singing in the Rain" whenever we get a heavy shower. I would definitely start carrying an umbrella!

No 6 - sometimes. When I don't have a choice. Even then I try my best to do the silent version. And stare briefly/disdainfully at someone else if the odor spreads.

N. 7 - Don't have to. Flies do it for me. If too many start to buzz around, I know I shouldn't have taken my weekly bath so early.

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6/19/09

jubie

I can't Dance if I'm sober, public OR private! HAHA

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6/19/09

faithsju243

LMAO...I don't have kids so 10 is out but based on the list the only ones I actually do in public are 3,4 & 5.

Ok maybe 6 but only if it slips....I hold those suckers until I make it home or my car or some place where the spotlight isn't on.

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1. 6/19/09
  
  lotusb
  
  I'll repeat my outside-fart theory. Your better off doing it in public where the wind catches it and outside noise masks it's sound....
6/19/09

Anok

I pretty much live in public as I do in private. So public for all of those save for the "going #2" or, going to the bathroom in general. I always do that in a private stall, and never in front of others. My bidness is not for public amusement!

I also don't "smack" my child, but I will occasionally swat the behind or hand when needed. Publicly or privately.

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