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In the Beginning...

Posted by voodooKobra • 10/19/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humor

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

I was going to add more, but Mr. Adams said everything that needs to be said about the beginning. Curse you, Planck time!

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10/19/08

freeatlast

I'm under the impression that there was no beginning... and will be no end.... mwahhahhaha

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1. 10/19/08
  
  AngieA
  
  And FreeAtLast, you would be correct!
  
  Thread over.
2. 10/19/08
  
  voodooKobra
  
  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bounce
  
  If the Big Bounce is correct, so are you.
3. 10/19/08
  
  flamingpoodle
  
  Awesome. Means I can postpone a few things for my next life.
4. 10/19/08
  
  AngieA
  
  Yeah, you can. I have already started doing that.
5. 10/19/08
  
  flamingpoodle
  
  Well, I was going to postpone a few things, but now I'll put that off until later.
10/19/08

PotatoChef

In the beginning there was the "Potato" and the Potato was good.
The next day "Sour Cream and Butter was placed upon the earth.
On day three "Chives" was brought forth
On day four "Chives" was snatched back...hey everybody makes mistakes
On day five, "Garlic" made its way to the big dinner table
On day six, "The fork and knife appeared
On day seven, These words were uttered, "I am very pleased with the potato and all of the fixings that go with it." We all ate and enjoyed.

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1. 10/19/08
  
  ranist22
  
  Wonderful!
10/19/08

jackpayne

Consider the circle, the perfect geometric form. It has no beginning and no ending.

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1. 10/20/08
  
  voodooKobra
  
  But it does not exist outside of (x-h)^2 + (y-k)^2 = r^2
10/20/08

wakish

Actually has anyone really seen the beginning?
So, voodooKobra you can add your part

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1. 10/20/08
  
  voodooKobra
  
  Existence was a horrible mistake that can never be corrected.