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Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

Would you drink a soft drink made from Cow Urine ?

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  1. Jeunelle
    Would you drink a soft drink made from Cow Urine ?
    Ummm no thank you I'll choose water every time.
    1. gerryPlanetEarth
      How about getting in on the ground floor and purchasing stock in the company?
    2. Jeunelle
      LMAO...Sorry I'm not the kind of girl to do anything for money no matter how much you pay me
    3. Kingjoe
      Not even for a Million dollars? or 2 or 3?
    4. gtally
      My God. You seriously gave me nightmares the last time you posted that link. I'm not afraid of spiders but this one's over the top! I'm sending my therapy bills your way...
    5. Kingjoe
      Damn that was dirt. However it might appeal to some peoples taste buds. Yuk. Desperate times sometimes calls for desperate measures. Lucky for us we are not desperate.
    6. Jeunelle
      @gtally....Try the 2nd & 3rd link if you dare
      @Kingjoe...Thank God we're not that desperate indeed
    7. Kingjoe
      i couldn't watch it all. almost chucked. LOL
    8. Jeunelle
      Woos....hahaha
  2. gtally
    Oh man, you've got to tell BC user extremefoods about this one! Search them. You'll make them so happy!
  3. Kingjoe
    They could have at least come up with a better name.
    Talk about tough times and running out of ideas. Yuk.
    i know a Japanese drink called Calpis. If you say it fast it sounds like Cow Piss. That would be a smart name.
    1. Jeunelle
      I do remember the crispy pigs ears I was offered in a chinese restaurant once, I of course immediately passed the platter elsewhere.
    2. Kingjoe
      lol. yes i do. I remember them as chewy. LOL I'm always up to try something new but cow piss.. i don't know.
    3. Jeunelle
      hahahaha if it's not my own, I won't drink it
    4. Kingjoe
      LOL. You wouldn't.... ?If you had to would you really do it? I don't think i would unless i was dying of thirst.
    5. Jeunelle
      That's exactly what I was thinking, I would either have to be dying of thirst and there is a mass shortage of water or totally out my mind to want to drink it.

      This reminds me of that sucky movie Kevin Costner made called Waterworld.
      I mean notice he is in the ocean and not distilling the ocean water but prefers to distill his own piss to ocean water. I mean really is mankind progressing here?

      Kevin Costner drinks Piss
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMROpXu9WLw
    6. Kingjoe
      Seen it. Pisses into that little contraption and drinks away. Imagine your breath. LOL
    7. Jeunelle
      I know pretty disgusting. lol
  4. gtally
    I'm sorry. I thought you got "pissed" with *beer*.
    1. gerryPlanetEarth
      I wonder if they will make beer out of cow urine as well ?
  5. becthomasphotograp
    That is just gross, are they going to produce cow poop candybars also?
    1. gerryPlanetEarth
      Probably and Little Debbie is rumored to be examining the feasability of opening up a cow excrement brownie plant in India...
  6. Jeunelle
    @gerryPlanetEarth....any idea what they will be injecting these cows with to produce more buckets
    full of piss? Will they be fed coffee in the morning? What a world, what a world.
    1. gerryPlanetEarth
      You bring up a good point...Back in the day of the family farms cows were at least treated in a somewhat humane manner compared to the cruelty of todays mega dairy farms...Bears are tortured in China to produce Bear Bile..
    2. Jeunelle
      Well let's hope that there is no real demand for this beverage.
  7. ernestlobo
    And its patented...

    Here's an article about the medical benefits of cows urine..

    www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?IA=IN2001000136&WO=2002096440&DISPLAY=DESC


    I'll pass anyway...
    1. OneMuslim
      if that is so true, i would rather drink singapore's raw NEWater!
    2. gerryPlanetEarth
      "It is now over two years that cow urine therapy & Research Institute, Indore have been experimenting and deducing positive results at thi-research center. The Institute has actually observed that with the help of urine and Panchgayya, diseases like AIDS. Indigestion, Diarrhea, Acidity, Mirgi, Giddiness, Cancer, Piles, Prostate, Diabetes, Constipation, Ulcer, Gases, Enemia, eczema, increase of spleen, frequency of urination, mouth diseases, liver disorders, Blood-Pressure, ear-pains and troubles, worms, cold & cough toothache, Scabies, Lack of Semen, Insomnia, Nasal disorders, eye troubles, kidney-diseases, migraine, Headache, Asthma, menses irregularities in women, heart diseases and Hepatitis'B'etc. are cured through its regular use."

      Perhaps this is the answer to solving the Health Care Crisis...

      Thanks ernestlobo for providing this link...
    3. Jeunelle
      @gerryPlanetEarth....Well maybe their research explains this, maybe the monkeys know something we don't..... hahahahhaha I need a drink....goodnight yau'll.

      Monkey Drinking Piss
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRc8njN6C-E
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ya3w-rH4Fw
    4. OneMuslim
      Ehh, why don't use antiretroviral to supress aids? Is this water much more powerful?
  8. abhinavatwork
    people should not comment on any issue without understanding the reason behind it.It has been proved that cow urine has medicinal properties. Westerns call themselves the pioneers of scientific studies , then why do they make any stupid comments? just because of the hatred against Hinduism.They don't believe the fact that Jesus had a wife and children, but they believe in any person who doesn't even know a word of Hinduism or in a person who never even tried to understand HInduism.
    1. gerryPlanetEarth
      @abhinavatwork

      "just because of the hatred against Hinduism"

      Just because a person thinks it is a bit odd to drink cow urine does not mean that they hate Hindus or Hinduism...

      If it turns there are useful medicinal properties in cow urine this would be great for dairy farms all over the planet...
    2. abhinavatwork
      If anyone finds drinking cow urine odd then he/or she can try to find the reason behind it or just go deep into the matter and clarify their doubts.But that person should not make fun of any religion or hurt anyone's feelings, without understanding the purpose behind it.
    3. samureyed
      "if anyone finds drinking cow urine odd.." lmao.. i think the word "if" was not required.
  9. Theresa111
    I'll go for the MILK anytime but that's it!
  10. jflower36
    I don't want to drink any urine...cows, human, etc.
  11. Friday13
    And they've just released the logo!

  12. Bl3ssed
    HAHAHAHA, wow.... No... Just no... That's fairly disturbing.
  13. abhinavatwork
    This isn't funny! would anyone dare to make any comment on Islam. This people are hurting religious sentiments of the Hindus.
    1. bhavz1990
      No offence meant Mr abhinavatwork but you are unnecessarily ranting over religious issues. Let me make it simple: About the cow urine thing, irrespective of who takes the initiative to manufacture it (Hindus or Muslims)the so called 'refreshment' that some of us are in attempt to produce is 'urine' afterall.If people think it is somewhat gross,it is very natural...it could be taken as a biological offence rather than a religious one..
  14. jflower36
    abhinavatwork, I wasn't aware that it was a religious practice. Maybe you can educate us?
    1. alexmcone
      Its not a religious practice. Cow's are sacred in hindu mythology.

      I live in India and I havent heard of this at all. And i'm sure the RSS would never do something like that. They're hardline Hindu fanatics ... they'd know better than to do something like this.

      I'm pretty sure this was all a joke. Abhinav ... you should take it in the same light. But if you feel like this is a bit extreme then you can go ahead and protest ...
  15. beinki
    BAD MARKETING!
    Indias new soft drink COW PEE
  16. bhavz1990
    swear it! lol
  17. Floormodel
    isn't that what Diet Mt Dew is?
  18. samureyed
    What ever happened to drinking plain old water? Are we that desperate that we are now drinking cow urine? This is absolutely ridiculous!

    Sure it may have great medical benefits. So does exercise and vitamins. My god... cow urine.. REALLY?!
  19. gerryPlanetEarth
    I wonder if there are any blogcatalog members that have tasted this cow urine soft drink ?
  20. shankha72113
    I am from India. Amazed to learn about this urine stuff. According to the "veda"s, cow urine has medical benefits and kill germs as @ernestlobo mentioned through a link. Question is, if that substance is being used as soft drink or an ingredient of the drink, it will be clearly mentioned on the packaging. It it must be very clearly visible.

    I shall just avoid that, when I find that "urine" inside the soft drink. Certainly... lol
  21. archiegottlieb
    i wish they'd make it into a carbonated drink so i can shake it up and squirt it all over someone here...a certain urine-colored picture; come to think of it, maybe someone's already done it. hahahaha.
  22. JonnyDunMind
    I'd drink it. Just to try

    Youd be surprised where Taurine, a common energy drink ingredient comes from
  23. Selvia
    No, I rather make my own fresh fruit juices.

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