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Posted by helloitsme • 5/15/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Tags: blogging, jargon

Some of the blogging jargon cracks me up - blegging, blogholes, etc. Post your favorite blogging term here or create a new one - maybe it will ripple through the blogosphere and you'll be famous.

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5/15/08

offendedblogger

Hmm, I am fond of blogholes now that you brought it to my attention!

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1. 5/15/08
  
  helloitsme
  
  It's my very favorite one! At one point I read a post about creating a 'bloghole' badge. Funny.
2. 5/15/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Ha! I think I am going to do that tomorrow, and award it on my blog to all the biggest blogholes out there.
  
  It would fit in well with my whole theme.
5/15/08

ekim941

McBlog. Then maybe I can get sued by McDonalds and I'll get fired and have to look for a new McJob.
Are we still allowed to say McJob? What was the result of that lawsuit?

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  helloitsme
  
  I do like McBlog. Perhaps a term to describe a blog that covers everything and the kitchen sink, like McD's selling a smattering of everything, including flavored ice coffees now. Although I admit they're not bad for the price
2. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Or a blog that is made by a clown.
  
  Oh Crap, I have a McBlog
5/15/08

momscrazylife

how about blychology, for friends in need for a therapist

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5/15/08

offendedblogger

Blogageddon.

This is what happens when blogholes think they can mess with me.

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1. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  or Blogannon for the recovering addicts.
2. 5/16/08
  
  timethief
  
  *rotflmao*
5/15/08

momscrazylife

how about blogsnotty..you know those snooty bloggers.

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1. 5/15/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Blogsnobs? I invented that one a while back.
2. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Oh Brother, how about Blogitude. Like Chelle has
3. 5/15/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  BLOGENVY.
  
  I won't mention names, but...
4. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Oh snap!! She's back to her old self
5/15/08

cooper

I'm fond of the term blogsturbation and blogstruation, I thought I made them up over a year a go - when I used them in a post - but blogsturbation has been used since 2003.

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1. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Does that cause blindness?
5/15/08

OutsideMyBrain

blagging: (v.) 1. blogging or posting comments about one's self for the mere purpose of tooting one's own horn.

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1. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  See Photo:
2. 5/15/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  Damn I am hot.
  
  Yes, I am a Bloggerific.
3. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  And Blogmodest.
5/15/08

momscrazylife

aww shit, sorry, how about blogaphile...those bloggers that chase you around..like that mom blogger in the last thread.

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5/15/08

Truthoughts

What is blegging??? J/C

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1. 5/16/08
  
  helloitsme
  
  Begging on a blog, like all the 'buy me a beer' widgets.
2. 5/16/08
  
  Truthoughts
  
  helloitsme: Thanks for clarifying!
  
  Now I bloggerstand it.
5/15/08

momscrazylife

ok, how about a blart..a blog fart..

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5/15/08

offendedblogger

Blogastrophe.

What happens when ekim writes a new post.

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1. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  I know you haven't been feeling yourself lately.
  (You've been having Jesus do it for you)
  
  So, I've been going easy on you.
2. 5/15/08
  
  offendedblogger
  
  I KNEW that was you in the bushes with the camera.
  
  Ugh. I am making him put curtains on the taco truck.
3. 5/15/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Damn. I really thought that with enough aluminum foil you would think I was just a burrito.
5/15/08

blogworld

lets see Blogtastic, im drawing a blank right now, would that be bloggersblock?

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1. 5/15/08
  
  HomeHaven
  
  bloggers block! that is so cute. get that all the time
5/15/08

blogworld

how about bloggage? as in the stuff you have written on your blog that you might now want your boss to see?

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5/15/08

Danz

Blognitive - when you finally figure out that blogging problem that's been driving you crazy.

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5/15/08

HomeHaven

anyone heard of these..

Blog Fluffer...a topic that creates a lot of buzz among bloggers eg. 'Britney Spears is a blog fluffer'. Hilarious. Oh to be a blog fluffer...

or better, how about

Blog Flogger...don't be rude now..it's when "a webpage, article or news item is mercilessly refered to by every wingnut with a blog". Nobody around here of course

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5/15/08

Lucyvp

We have one in our house. We may be moving to Scotland. My 8 year old was worried about not being able to understand her classmates over there. She said 'what if they say weird things like oggy wah wah and I won't be able to understand them?' (Her dumb dad told her they only speak Indian and Pakistani in Scotland and she won't understand them).

So now, when someone is rambling on with total gibberish in our house, it is called 'oggy wah wah'.

So I propose, if you read a blog you can't understand, you can say 'it's all oggy wah wah to me'.

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  OutsideMyBrain
  
  Wouldn't that be "bloggy wah wah"?
2. 5/15/08
  
  HomeHaven
  
  Oggy wah wah, i love it. so apt. kids are amazing.
5/15/08

Lucyvp

bloggy wah wah - perfect!

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5/16/08

HomeHaven

Blogblivion

ie orphaned blogs...when a blogger runs out of things to say and abandons their blog...the blog goes into...blogblivion. it's sad.

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5/16/08

PetLvr

Blogvention (noun) intervention party for people who think they need to invent new blog words

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1. 5/16/08
  
  HomeHaven
  
  oh goodie. clever clogs has arrived.
  
  blogvention...yeah that's a good one, i like it. clever.
5/16/08

mayjah

Blogcrastination, whereby nothing else in my life gets done on time because I'm blogging or chatting in a forum about blogging.

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5/16/08

dotartdude

I'm Mo and I'm a blogaholic.

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5/16/08

XanthePat

Im Xanthe and I'm a blogging bimbo.

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5/16/08

DarkAngelMe

Blogmart - like Walmart. blogs that look like a supermarket with all thsoe ads asking you to buy stuff.

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1. 5/16/08
  
  helloitsme
  
  Love it! Your word, not Walmart. That's a clever one. Along the same lines, it makes me think of 'big box blogs', when you see a site with nothing but feeds from other sources and ads. Nothing original, in other words, like the big box retailers.
5/16/08

myriadlife

Blogilicious - uhm yummy blogs that make you feel all warm inside.

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5/16/08

robertstevenson

Clog: (klog) 1 (a noun) A dance blog (especially traditional celtic or southeast US. 2. a blog that takes forever to download.

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1. 5/16/08
  
  helloitsme
  
  I've visited a couple clogs today that jammed my computer all to hell.
5/16/08

acousticguitarist

Got it

Blaudiog = An audio blog

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5/16/08

lordiwanttobewhole

bal·der·dash /ˈbɔldərˌdæʃ/[bawl-der-dash]
–noun 1. senseless, stupid, or exaggerated talk or writing; nonsense.

Bloggerdash - senseless, stupid, or exaggerated talk or writing; nonsense in blog form!

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5/16/08

genopianist54

Blogmode?

Blogish?

Bollogs? from bollocks?

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5/16/08

neobluepanther

Looks like everyone here loves loves blogging, and bloggers. So, Blogophobia (fear of blogging and bloggers), as a word, would seem pretty out of place... :o)

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5/16/08

PetLvr

Blogability (adjective) The potentialness of taking a random and meaningless real live situation and converting it to a blog entry.

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5/16/08

voodooKobra

A Blarg is a crappy-quality blog.

Blarging is the act of being a crappy blogger.

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5/16/08

Theresa111

BlogLove A new HBO show

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1. 5/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Desperate Blogwives.
  
  Or, in my case, desperate for a blogwife
2. 5/16/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  In what age range and I will start a BlogSearch
3. 5/16/08
  
  ekim941
  
  Move over Chuck Woolery, Theresa is taking over
5/16/08

aningeniousname

Mingetastic for a post that contains references to minge.

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5/17/08

tamalds

GLOB -how was that?

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5/17/08

wehireu

I hate blammers, they send me stuff I don't want on my blit blog.

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