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i mean if you want to act all superior and ostracize people, why not just go to church!


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  1. legbamel
    Yes, it is. Didn't you get the memo?
    1. Agit8r
      maybe I should check my email : [
    2. Stillthinking
      Legbamel has foot fungus.
  2. Stillthinking
    Agit8r smells like a dirty cat box.
    1. Epicharis
      you can talk!
    2. Agit8r
      *sprays self with Fabreeze*
    3. Stillthinking
      Epicaris picks at and eats her ear wax.
    4. Agit8r
      stillthinking licks herself
    5. Epicharis
      You're just jealous because yours doesn't taste like strawberries...


      Edit: ok, now that sounds weird after Agit's comment...
    6. LolitaV
      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lol!
  3. legbamel
    ST has fleas and ticks.
    1. Epicharis
      ticks what?
    2. legbamel
      No, she ticks, like a bomb.
  4. HollytheHousewife
    Oh travelocity,no Sunday is a day of rest...u knew that
    1. LolitaV
      uses nude pics of herself as her profile pic
  5. Stillthinking
    Lolita has crabs.
    1. Epicharis
      the way she keeps coming on to people round here, I wouldn't be surprised!
    2. SweetViolet
      I had crab sushi for dinner....

      um...oh...

      THOSE crabs...

      Never mind.
    3. LolitaV
      it's herpes dammit!!! haven't you been reading my other thread
  6. Stillthinking
    Epicharis rubs her fingers between her toes and sniffs it.
    1. Agit8r
      whilst she burns her toast
  7. Epicharis
    Stillthinking has excessive body hair






    (I'm so funny)
    1. Agit8r
      hence the hairballs
  8. Stillthinking
    Agit8r does obscene things to gnomes.
    1. Epicharis
      agit8r's other hand is somewhere unmentionable
    2. Stillthinking
      Epicharis ate a hamburger the other day and LIKED it.
    3. Agit8r
      @epi

      that hand business has actually come up before
    4. Epicharis
      damn...I hate being unoriginal!

      erm...


      erm...

      Agit8r fantasises about model flamingoes
    5. Agit8r
      damn! who told you!
  9. Stillthinking
    Agit8r peeps on inmates in the prison shower.
    1. Agit8r
      *scratches head*
    2. Stillthinking
      Don't you work in a prison?
  10. Epicharis
    ST has webbed ears
    1. Agit8r
      always popular at the trekkie conventions
  11. Stillthinking
    We need more people to be rude to.
    1. Epicharis
      yeah...I'm going to have to start insulting myself
    2. Agit8r
      scared them away?

      or maybe they are checking to see if there really was a memo
  12. Stillthinking
    Epicharis once had a one nighter with the prince of England and that's why she's a lesbian.
    1. Epicharis
      hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
    2. SweetViolet
      Which prince? Aren't there a half dozen or so?
    3. Epicharis
      That's true...but any one would be funny!
    4. Agit8r
      one of the really old ones
    5. Epicharis
      Even the young ones look like he old ones...well...except Prince Harry of course...he just looks like James Hewitt...
    6. SweetViolet
      EEEWWWW! The old ones have jug ears and/or bug eyes. Pass!!
  13. Stillthinking
    SweetViolet moved to a green living commune and imploded.
    1. SweetViolet
      eeeek! eeek! gimme back my SUV!!
  14. Epicharis
    Sweet Violet talks to ants
    1. SweetViolet
      That's not a problem unless they start talking back!

      Besides, somebody has to lure them inside so my pet geckos can eat!
  15. Stillthinking
    Deep down inside, Epicharis just wants to get married and have babies with the right man.
    1. Epicharis
      That one's been done before...people had me wearing floral print dresses...
    2. Stillthinking
      *sigh*

      Epicharis hasn't shaved her legs in a year and now they look like leg warmers.
    3. Agit8r
      achoo
    4. Epicharis
      hahaha!

      Actually...I think it's been 3 years since I shaved my legs
    5. Stillthinking
      Is it long enough to floss with?
    6. Epicharis
      I've been plaiting them instead, and when I want to sweep the floor I just roll around in shorts
  16. Stillthinking
    Agit8r is actually a disgraced Republican senator.
    1. Epicharis
      hahahaha


      Agit8r is a Work Camp guard
    2. Agit8r
      @still

      It's actually quite hard to blog from inside this airport toilet stall
  17. crpitt
    I was rude to birthday boy for a reason!

    If you meant me?

    If not carry on....

    1. Agit8r
      oh, it was a combination of a few threads, actually
    2. Epicharis
      Claire reads Harry Potter slash fiction
    3. crpitt
      Okay carry on.
    4. Stillthinking
      During her moonwalk, a Russian mobster spotted Claire in her pink hoochie bra and carried her off to sing in his nightclub in Brighton Beach.
    5. crpitt
      Thou pernicious rug-headed foot-licker!
    6. Stillthinking
      I have to lick my feet, or else the kitty litter gets trapped between my toes.
  18. greencurmudgeon
    Stillthinking is actually a leading evangelist's wife living in Alabama. She only breaks out the ball gag and nipple clamps when her husband feels need something for which to seek redemption.
    1. SweetViolet
      I've heard you Brits are kinky like that...
    2. Stillthinking
      Did I just become British? Is it because I used the word "skulking?"
    3. SweetViolet
      Nah, I referring to the curmudgeon's brain. An American would have had you doing something kinky with handcuffs and rubber suits...
    4. Stillthinking
      Green is American. An expat like you, but American.
  19. Stillthinking
    Greencurmudgeon was arrested for skulking around the undergraduate girls dormitory.
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Stillthinking was similarly arrested, camcorder in hand, after being caught in the locker room of the French men's ice hockey team.
    2. Stillthinking
      Greencurmudgeon was kicked out of the UK after picking his navel in the presence of the Queen.
    3. greencurmudgeon
      Stillthinking wasn't admitted to Britain after being seen on CCTV biting her own toenails to trim them down.
    4. Stillthinking
      Greencurmudgeon's American voting record was exposed and GASP! He voted for Bush. TWICE!
    5. greencurmudgeon
      Stillthinking was exposed as having an Ann Coulter doll with whom she sleeps every night. She goes to sleep hearing Ann Coulter saying, "Liberals don't love America", with a smile on her face.
    6. Agit8r
      I could totally visualize the pull-string and all. lol
  20. Stillthinking
    Where did everyone go?
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Everyone left because they had a "Moral Majority" meeting to attend.
    2. Stillthinking
      Aren't you supposed to speak at that meeting? Yep, here it is on the program. Trent Lott...
    3. greencurmudgeon
      @Stillthinking

      I'm after you, Monica Crowley.
    4. Agit8r
      maybe they actually took my sarcasm as real advise
    5. SweetViolet
      They wouldn't let me in...seems they've go me listed in the Immoral Minority
  21. cathy13
    I have missed everybody so much......I am so glad I have found you again! It has been days since I have seen the regulars I look for!
    1. Stillthinking
      Cathy had a screaming fight with her husband Rory and entered into an adulterous relationship with Agit8r.
    2. Agit8r
      cathy's hair is the result of her follicles being injected with cameleon DNA

      oh dang, I was trying to cover it up!
  22. cathy13
    ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!
  23. Stillthinking
    Melinda is not actually a former punk rocker and actress, but a librarian from Iowa with a bit of a drinking problem.
    1. Agit8r
      the crazy stuff she come up with while reading stuff off the paperback racks while swilling the sause!
    2. Stillthinking
      One day, while watching the movie "Sid and Nancy" on betamax, she decided to start blogging about her adventures.
    3. melindaville
      And don't forget . . . I have an entire chapter of my memoir devoted to a brief and twisted affair with a gnome who shall remain nameless.
    4. Stillthinking
      The love that dare not speak it's name!
    5. melindaville
      there's no love like gnome love.

      Or

      gnomies are my homies.
    6. Agit8r
      what can i say, chicks dig the beard
    7. melindaville
      Abso-Freakin-Lutely, Gnomie.

      I just love me some hairy gnome.
    8. ThriftShopRomantic
      "Gnomies are my homies"?!

      Oh no, Melinda's off the wagon.
    9. melindaville
      What the hell are you shayin, Thriftie?

      Come FLY with me, COME FLY, let's FLY away (she said, staggerin with whiskey bottle in hand).
  24. melindaville
    You people are simply awful.

    And . . . I love it! Twisted. Just. Like. Me.
  25. cathy13
    I can't think of any insults *sniff sniff*
    1. Stillthinking
      It doesn't have to make sense, just let it fly!
    2. Agit8r
      Someone let one fly... *sniff sniff*

      ugh! yes.
  26. melindaville
    Cathy, inspired by Melinda's experiences as a punk rocker, decided a pink ponytail was in order; however, her husband's not crazy about the nipple piercings that go with the pink-o hair.
    1. Stillthinking
      The tattoo on Cathy's ass that was supposed to spell R-O-R-Y but was mispelled C-O-R-Y was the last straw.
  27. cathy13
    I CAN'T THINK OF AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm such a geek!
    1. dbowles1017
      Cathy can't think of anything to say, what a loser.
    2. Stillthinking
      Dbowles was embarrassed to be caught dating a fat girl. When questioned, he claimed she was his sister. Later sources confirmed that yes indeed, she was both his sister and his girlfriend.
  28. Friday13
    Friday13 is a pile of fail!
    1. Friday13
      How dare you! Gnarr!
  29. Stillthinking
    Friday was mowing Cathy's lawn when he bent over to pick some rocks out of the way. Cathy peered out and noticed that Friday's shorts had slipped down exposing a tattoo that said "I heart Old Farts"
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Meanwhile, Still has a tattoo on her lower back that says "I heart Rush Limbaugh".
    2. Agit8r
      "mowing her lawn" was he?
  30. Epicharis
    Friday13 eats food out of suspect packages at the back of the cupboard.
    1. Stillthinking
      Epicharis was dismissed from her nanny position for teaching the children about the patriarchal suppression of women in Western culture.
  31. Stillthinking
    Greencurmudgeon doesn't recycle. Instead he grinds up old paper until it becomes a fine powder and then sells it the local street kids as smack.
    1. Agit8r
      that technically would be recycling
    2. greencurmudgeon
      Meanwhile, Still takes old tin cans, ties them together with string and sells them to smacked out kids as being "mobile phones".
    3. Stillthinking
      Agit8r was dismissed from his job for stealing white out from the supply closet and using it to paint his chest hairs white.
  32. Epicharis
    ST has a collection of dead spiders in a box on her nightstand that she uses to decorate her room on special occasions
    1. Stillthinking
      No, I stir fry them. Tasty little buggers.
  33. Stillthinking
    ThriftShopRomantic was caught sniffing dirty underwear at the Salvation Army.
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      But StillThinking is using it in her cat bed.
    2. Stillthinking
      ThriftShopRomantic is supporting her antiques habit by opening a store on Ebay devoted to stained doilies.
    3. melindaville
      And Still thinking was seen up the University of Chicago gym sniffing the bicycle seats of the spinning classes when they finished their exercise!

      When caught, she said she was doing "research" on a brand of underwear made of a new material developed by NASA.
    4. ThriftShopRomantic
      "Stained Doilies R Us" is making dough hand over fist, I say!

      StillThinking sells poorly-cut catnip in alleys.
  34. Epicharis
    Cathy cooks with old bath water
  35. Stillthinking
    Epicharis steals change from the cups of homeless people.
  36. cathy13
    Agit8r's birth certificate is actually an apology from the condom factory
    1. Epicharis
      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      GENIUS
    2. Stillthinking
      HAHAHAHA! That was awesome!!!! See, you had it in you!
  37. Epicharis
    ST sniffs people's shoes when she goes to their house
    1. Stillthinking
      When people give Epicharis a hug, she licks their earlobes.
  38. Stillthinking
    Melinda's days as a librarian in Iowa came to an abrupt end when the graphic passages from Tropic of Cancer were found highlighted with margin notes in her handwriting.
  39. cathy13
    Epicharis sniffs peoples shoes when they COME to her house
    1. Epicharis
      what an odd word to emphasise...
  40. Epicharis
    ST fancies men with combovers
    1. Stillthinking
      oooh, that is so hot!
  41. Stillthinking
    When Cathy serves pot roast for dinner, it is actually Alpo mixed with chunks of carrot.
  42. cathy13
    Epicharis thinks Spotted Dick is a disease
  43. cathy13
    Cathy is a moron
    1. Epicharis
      wait, isn't it?
  44. cathy13
    isn't it?
  45. Stillthinking
    Epicharis steals hamsters from pet shops in order to release them back into the wild. "Run away and be free!" she calls out as they sit on the pavement outside the shop, puzzled and confused.
    1. Stillthinking
      Be Free my little friends! Be Free!
  46. cathy13
    Melindaville is the head of the Andrew Dice Clay Fan Club
    1. Stillthinking
      Cathy is a dirty pirate hooker!
  47. cathy13
    Still thinking is not a pirate!
    1. cathy13
      This isn't so difficult...I just have to pretend I am talking to my sister!
    2. Stillthinking
      Cathy's sister likes to tease her for being such a stick.
  48. Stillthinking
    C'mon people! It's Sunday! The day to be rude!
  49. Epicharis
    ST thinks The DaVinci Code is a documentary.
    1. Stillthinking
      Epicharis had a major falling out with the high priestess of her pagan order. She was last seen browsing the Buddhism aisle of her local book store while munching on beef jerky.
  50. cathy13
    Still thinking regurgitates her food and eats it!
    1. Stillthinking
      Cathy licks the remnants of ST's vomit off the rug and asks for more!
    2. greencurmudgeon
      Cathy believes changing her hair colour often makes her more like Madonna. Next she'll be wearing bullet bras.
  51. cathy13
    greencurmudgeon is always bugging me to borrow my bras.....the pointier the better
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Cathy only is upset by this because my cleavage is better than hers.
  52. Stillthinking
    Greencurmudgeon was heartbroken when he found out Milli Vanilli lip synched his favorite song "Girl You Know It's True"
    1. greencurmudgeon
      Still was upset when "Leonard Nimoy Sings 'Feelings'" was taken off the CD rack at her local petrol station.
    2. Stillthinking
      Greencurmudgeon was the drummer for the Rolling Stones until he was dismissed for trying to get the band to play covers of Rosemary Clooney.
    3. greencurmudgeon
      Still was a groupie for a Christian rock group. She used to compete with the other groupies by wearing the biggest crucifix.
  53. Epicharis
    ST never went to France, she accidentally bought a flight to Paris, Texas and was too embarrassed to tell us.
    1. Stillthinking
      Removed by community
    2. Epicharis
      damn! my cover is blown!
    3. crpitt
      /edited myself
  54. Epicharis
    ST has been doing the same Sudoku puzzle for a year
  55. Stillthinking
    The only book Epicharis has read all the way through is "Dr. Seuss: adventures in existential feminism."
  56. Epicharis
    Claire was born in Kensington
    1. crpitt
      Kensington in Liverpool I hope.
  57. crpitt
    Epicfailharis

    Stillthinkingbecausethequestionwastoohard

    Greenbecausehefogorttochangehispantscurmudgeon

    cathyhad13husbands

    Agit8rofgnomesbecausenooneelsewillplaywithhim

    legsakimbomel
  58. Stillthinking
    Claire fell off the side of a mountain while hiking with friends. Noticing their trail mate was missing, her friends shrugged, adopted a Turkish exchange student into their group and proceeded to call him Claire for the rest of the summer.
    1. crpitt
      /sobs

      That so could happen to me
    2. Stillthinking
      Epicharis claims to be against global corporatization, but she has a Starbucks card that has been punched 11 times. Only one more until a free white chocolate macchiato!
  59. Stillthinking
    Greencurmudgeon eats babies.
  60. cathy13
    Claire wears bras on her head
    1. crpitt
      I do! and I love it
  61. crpitt
    Cathy and Rory eventually make it to Vegas, but Rory dumps Cathy after Robert Redford offers him a million dollars for a hand job.

    He is now Mrs Rory Redford
    1. cathy13
      Oh I WISH!
      We could use the money!
      We will take offers!
  62. Sam1982
    But its monday????
    1. hatingtherain
      no....is it??
  63. crpitt
    Epicharis eventually gave up being so feministic and allowed her name to used in the latest epilating product campaign, she specified that the tagline must be:

    "It hurts like hell, not that I believe in such a place"
    1. Stillthinking
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  64. Stillthinking
    Sam was kicked to the curb by his fiance after she caught him in a compromising position with their pet rabbit.
    1. Sam1982
      Benny died a few months ago from calicivirus - but as far as sophie knows he's sleeping in the back yard.
    2. Stillthinking
      Now I feel bad. I am so sorry!
    3. Sam1982
      All good no harm done
  65. Epicharis
    Claire's style icon is Ann Widdecombe
    1. crpitt
      Epicfailharis has sipped from Ann's furry cup.
    2. Epicharis
      *vomits*
    3. crpitt
      Twas your own fault!

      /passes a tissue
  66. cathy13
    Sam wears the same shirt every single day because it won't come off.
    1. Sam1982
      Where I come from our clothes are painted on
    2. cathy13
      I was going to say that.....just like your airlines! LOLOLOLOLOL
    3. Sam1982
      Unfortunately its storm season, so no only does it get a bit chilly but it also doesnt pay to use water based paints
  67. cathy13
    crptt thinks the missionary position is when one kneels to pray
    1. crpitt
      What the hell is it then? That's what my priest makes me do.
  68. cathy13
    ST shaves her face
  69. Sam1982
    crpitt sniffs her own dirty laundry
    1. crpitt
      I do, its nice. Then I put it in a ziplock bag and flog it on ebay
    2. Sam1982
      Nothing like the smell of your own musk aye?
  70. cathy13
    Agit8r starts a rude blog and then runs away like a girly gnome!
  71. Sam1982
    Cathy.....is a head on a stick

    hmmmmmm second thought say "head on a stick" really fast
  72. cathy13
    Sam waxes EVERYWHERE!
    1. Sam1982
      Im a sucker for punishment, plus it makes clean-up easier

      and for the record im still talking about body painting you dirty minded people
  73. cathy13
    ST licks her own butt
  74. Sam1982
    Cathy and Rory up a tree....
  75. cathy13
    Sam's imagination sucks!


    Hey where did everyone go?
    Sam and I are playing with ourselves!


    oooooooooops there's the husband....gotta go!
    1. cathy13
      Hey Sam what does wp mean?
    2. Sam1982
      wrong place - I posted the reply to rory in the wrong spot, but have now ammended my blunder
    3. cathy13
      Got it, thanks!
  76. Rory
    Man, I haven't even posted here, but I'm getting a good amount of insults!!!

    You're all bashtards!!!!!
    1. Sam1982
      Rory mis-understood the meaning when someone suggested that he use a picture of a shaved p*ssy for his avatar
    2. cathy13
      rotflmao
  77. searchingwithin
    I signed in early this morning, and wondered the same thing. Insults and cut downs. So I left. Appears everything is just as I left it.
    1. cathy13
      All in fun with people with a good sense of humor!
    2. Sam1982
      Cheer up charlie horse.....its all fun and games.

      Until someone puts an eye out
    3. Agit8r
      that's what she said
    4. Rory
      Someone doesn't know how to play well with others!
  78. searchingwithin
    Not referring to this thread, just all around the forum.
    1. cathy13
      why not start a positive discussion you would like to participate in!
      I will come have a look!
    2. Sam1982
      I wouldnt take anything to heart, its only words on here after all. Words can easily be mis-read or mis-understood.
    3. Agit8r
      @Sam

      What are you trying to say, buddy!
    4. Sam1982
      What I'm really trying to say is......I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
    5. cathy13
      WE LOVE YOU TOO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    6. Sam1982
      Thanks Cathy!!

      Now....back to being rude

      Agit8r has a very prominant panis!
  79. cathy13
    ..........and he still runs off like a girly gnome!
    1. Sam1982
      Yeah where are the comebacks??
  80. cathy13
    guess we had a buzz kill!
    Oh well time I went to finish the laundry anyway!
    1. Sam1982
      Yes - you better go iron Rorys tighty whiteys.
    2. Rory
      They're boxers!!! Gotta let the boys have some freedom!!
    3. Sam1982
      I hear ya - but I've found they're no good for running marathons in. I've had to make a compromise and go with the boxer briefs. The kind that are sold as "intelligent" underpants and are supposed to mold to the shape and offer support.
      As endorced by the AllBlacks

      (and for those not in the know the All Blacks are a rugby team, I wasnt sterotyping)
  81. Descartes
    Wow, the term get a life springs to mind here. Is that rude?
    1. Rory
      NOPE!!! Cuz, this is the right thread for being rude ... in a friendly way, of course!
    2. Sam1982
      @ Descartes - Nice 'stache!
    3. legbamel
      Decartes is a zombie.
  82. environmentalbooty
    BC can be rough sometimes but my experience here has always been a learning one. Also, maybe you need to find a different church eh?
    1. Sam1982
      You mean the Church of St Patrick - where we can all drink guiness around the table and be merry
  83. hatingtherain
    I can't beleive how rude you folks are. The whole stinking lot of you!

    The shame you must feel.
    1. Sam1982
      The others started it
    2. Rory
      I know you, but what am I???
    3. Sam1982
      An evil looking bald cat

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