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Is the universe conspiring against you?

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  1. mariosa
    Maybe, iam not rich.
  2. Norski
    Probably not, but it's felt that way, sometimes.
  3. BeamingBalance
    Nope. Quite the opposite actually!
  4. nothingprofound
    Conspiring to make me happy. I resist, but it's no use.
    1. dbowles1017
      How unfortunate...
  5. MissSuzie
    Yes, it's conspiring to keep me sexless.
    1. dbowles1017
      That's a shame...
  6. MadameX
    Can a singular entity conspire?
  7. DaniG
    Yes. I got assigned the medical marijuana article for my day job - and trust me, the universe is conspiring against me on this one! lol
    1. dbowles1017
      Must be tough
    2. cookingasshole
      any field work?
    3. DaniG
      Cooking, you are very funny! I can see the article now:

      Duuuudddeee, like man, this is soooo coolllll.....

      Then the memo from my boss starting with "You're fired."
    4. Agit8r
      such a stereotype
  8. morgantj
    Against me? No. Determining me... yes.
  9. legbamel
    Only on Thursdays, so I've got several days to take a breather before defending myself again.
  10. siralmo
    i think it is working in my favor
  11. cookingasshole
    I feel that even though terrible horrific things have happened to me in my life that the "universe" always works out in the end.
  12. crazyTsu
    No it's taking me on a guided tour
  13. hatingtherain
    The freaking Universe is ALWAYS conspiring against me.
  14. hatingtherain
    Stupid Universe!!
    1. crazyTsu
      Stupid remarks make me angry too.. but sometimes I make them too
  15. drjalee52
    No. We do just the opposite, shoot missals at the
    Moon and military missions in space.
  16. Firkroy
    And why exactly would the universe conspire against someone???
    1. sorcerer
      universe is supposed to do that.
      my university did that!
  17. SinMistress
    *I* am conspiring against me, The Universe is dutifully giving me what I want
  18. aspotofblog
    Yes. I want to assassinate Murphy and his stupid law.
    1. dbowles1017
      you cant kill murphy
    2. aspotofblog
      But I want to. If I could, I would.
    3. aspotofblog
      And why the hell not? Is there something you're not telling me? Are you and Murphy co-conspirators?
    4. dbowles1017
      Because without murphy we would all be happy
  19. Agit8r
    "Is the universe conspiring against you?"

    well, DUH!
  20. aningeniousname
    I have an infinite number of parallel universes conspiring against an infinite number of me. But only this me is paranoid about it, what are the chances!
  21. Agit8r
    It'll let you think you are in the clear, then...

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    1. dbowles1017
      You just want to post that image everywhere dont you?
    2. Agit8r
      hate to waste a good html code...
    3. Agit8r
      I'm tempted to insert it into that thread with that fridge-finger-painting-looking-thing that sold for however many million dollars
    4. dbowles1017
      what thread?
  22. ArsenicCookies
    lately, yes it would seem that way.

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