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I have a wedding to go to in a few months, my mates son is getting married.
The problem is I like my mate, I don't like is son.

He is all nicey nicey when in our company but I have clocked him elsewhere and he is a proper c***.

The chances of this marriage lasting any longer than a year is about 100/1.

So with that said what should I buy him and his bride to be divorced.
A t.v licence, a years subscription to Sky, or a couple of goldfish they will probably last longer than the fecking marriage in fact the brides flowers will probibly last longer.

SO who don't you like

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  1. dbowles1017
    I dont like you.
    1. nultygoestopartick
      That's me all sad, now see what you have done......now where is that razor
  2. idealpinkrose
    I don't like the salesladies who always force you to buy something that you don't really need. It's annoying!
  3. nultygoestopartick
    I don't like smelly people
    1. wagerwitch
      I have a super sensitive nose - so I'm right here with you on this one.

      I cant think around peeps that smell - especially BAD smells.
    2. nburmandesign
      Oo yea me too! I also have a really sensitive nose. I can regularly smell things no one else can ("I don't smell anything"). In particular when a smoker walks by, I just about gag.
    3. nultygoestopartick
      Oh, smokers really stink, I stopped five years ago and now I can't stand it.
  4. Anok
    There are a lot of people I don't like.

    Usually because they act in a way that makes me not trust them, or that annoys me

    For your mate's son - I'd say give them a card with a gift certificate to some stupid store. That way when they divorce, they can fight over the towel set or oven mitts or whatever they bought with it

    Or perhaps you could give them a number to a good lawyer, plus half of the retainer
  5. nburmandesign
    I do my best to not dislike anyone in particular, but there are people in general I don't like.
    - Gossips who just make stuff up to get stressed about("OH did you hear? I don't know what happened but I bet you that ... ")
    - People who pretend to know stars and judge them by what they read in the papers
    - People who butt in
    - People who smell, butt in and make stuff up about stars to get stressed about.
  6. LadyHands
    I'm agree with wagerwitch @_@
  7. SweetViolet
    I don't like people who don't socialize, discipline, and control their children. I don't like their children, either.
    1. amybyrd21
      I agree with that but you would hate my son if his dad is not around. He doesnt listen to me at all. I am working on that but it is hard to do when he fights back.
  8. jeremyjanson
    I don't like people who play manipulative games with other human beings and attempt to use their friends as weapons or toys.
    1. DougP
      Yes, that is a major no-no.
  9. KFrangeskos
    Hi,
    shallow and materialistic...
    are some of my least favorite types of people...
    however, I tend to feel sorry for people like that...
    because I feel it comes from them being insecure...
    1. jeremyjanson
      I think it comes from a true lack of identity.
  10. nothingprofound
    Well, nothingprofound kind of gets on my nerves.
  11. stationstatic
    I don't like bands that ask for compensation, when they're being done a favor for nothing. And those managers that speak so harshly when in reality, if they ever actually took the time to go my site,
    they'd see that I'm still so young. A 15 year old running a site out
    of her tiny suburban room. I'm just a kid. That's who I don't like.

    Them, and people who walk too slow,
  12. weapher
    Here's my list:

    1. People who fart in the grocery store aisle and you walk through it. So disgusting...
    2. Men who cheat on their wives... I more than dislike them. Do I need to give a reason?
    3. Guys (or gals) who speed past you in traffic and then turn right in front of you causing you to slam on your brakes. Not cool... why can't you just stay behind the guy in front of you and then turn?
    1. nultygoestopartick
      give a reason
    2. morinn
      Yeah yeah! Give that bloody reason!
    3. weapher
      Why? Well, because it is an offense to women, and offense to the design of marriage, and an offense to God.
    4. weapher
      Yep...
  13. footiam
    Just do the usual as if the marriage will last.
  14. greencurmudgeon
    I tend not to like anyone in authority. Most of the people who get into those positions do so by sucking up rather than by merit.
  15. cazywaz
    People that patronise you JUST because your drunk and " you don't know what your saying"

    really grinds my gears
    1. nultygoestopartick
      Yes, I understand
  16. ArsenicCookies
    I don't like people who look down on others. People who lie, cheat, steal or are in any other way disloyal and/or dishonest. I do not like men who sleep around. Women who use sex as a weapon and I hate groupies who will try to do anything with a band member or tattooist in order to get what they want from them.
  17. jafabrit
    Yes, he is a local man who is negative and rude and I avoid him like the plague, although he did inspire me to do an artwork called "the prick that came to dinner", so I guess out of a negative came a positive lol!
  18. melindaville
    I think my least favorite are those with poor driving skills. Drives me nuts. The worst offenders are those who cannot properly merge, those who don't use turn signals, and those who pass you and then slow down.

    Everyone should learn to drive like me!

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