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Jeremy Clarkson's best quotes - name your favourite!
Posted by thefloatingfrog • 11/09/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: fun, humor, jeremy clarkson, quotes
The legend that is Jeremy Clarkson, of whom hosts the international car show Top Gear, is famous for his quotes. Lets see what JC's quotes are your favourite, I'll start with my top 5:
1) “I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.”
2) About Sarah Jessica Parker:
“People think ‘oh she must be pretty’. She isn’t - she looks like a boiled horse”
3) On the Alfa Romeo Brera… “I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather and I’m nursing a semi!”
4) [On the Enzo Ferrari] “I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.”
5) [On the Alfa Romeo Brera] “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”
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he sounds pretty sexist.-
He is and he seems to have very different political opinions than me, but he still makes me laugh :|
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sexist - not funny IMHO -
Jeremy has some of the many priceless ways to introduce The Stig each week on the Top Gear show all starting with the phrase “Some say..”
"Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face. All we know is; he’s called The Stig."
PureClarkson.com
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