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Joys of a sexless marriage?
Posted by LolitaV • 7/02/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: marriage, relationships, sex
Any you can think off will do.
1)More sleep!
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2)Cleaner sheets -
3)more energy -
4) less kids, more money.
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"less"? what's that supposed to mean uh?
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5)more social activities with friends.
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6) No disturbing the neighbours
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7) no broken furnitures
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8) no missing the really good infomercials on tv -
9)no increasing the volume of the speakers playing crappy music just to make an excuse.
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10) No pretending to play a mommy & daddy game when the kids catch you.
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11) no reason to shave or shower or use deodorant -
11) if you look up and the dog/cat's staring at you, you won't feel strange
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12) more time devoted to your (internet)porn addiction
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13)less guilt about whacking off -
13) more time devoted to your kids
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15)More money allotted to prostitutes and condoms that light up in the dark
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15.5) more reason to be experimental with the same sex *Gulp*
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LOL!!!
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16) More masturbation -
17) More sex dreams that leave you dazed and angry in the morning.
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Or strangely satisfied
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17. your wife gets less headaches, saving you on tylenol and motrin costs
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But how about hubby's headaches
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18) More reasons to have everyone else for getting laid real good
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19.) you don't have to spend the extra $ to get the condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure
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20) you can safely tuck those handcuffs away.LOL ok i am not that fast as i thought.ok back.
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21) You wish you could penetrate yourself or grow one.
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22) you fantasize about your partner's death
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23)or swallow yourself provided you can really reach it.
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took the words right out of my keyboard, lol!
Or eat yourself provided your are slender and flexible enough to.
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23) Realising when someone says GO! F^&k yourself it acetually could help...
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24) You hate sex bloggers with a vengeance. Specially those who shamelessly report on every orgasm and trick they've tried the night before
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25)less anxiety about acting cold and aloof
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26) Your hard on could gouge someone's eyes out!
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27) Threads like these make you uncomfortably and want to grab your partner by the throat!
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28)more reason to eat chocolate
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29) no worries about getting dieases from the significant other because they have to be getting it some where if not from you. -
29)more reasons to beat your wife.
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30)more reasons to rape your husband
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31) An airplane toilet becomes merely an airplane toilet.
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:D))! I love that one!
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32)the more reason to gain weight because you are not impressing your partner anymore.
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33) No need to wear any uncomfortable PVC kinky wear.
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34)no need to wear any underwear because it doesn't show any more...it sunk a long time ago
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35) Never having to go to the emergency room due to being stuck in an awkward position, or due to having used peanut butter inappropriately.
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36)never having to make sure to check your hair on the mirror twice, for have might be stuck there.
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36)You've got an itch you can't scratch!
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37) you are more like to believe the possibility of becoming nearsighted after your friend told you that too much orgasms can cause permanent blindness.
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38) At long last, you can admit that you have intestinal gas without fear of ruining the moment.
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39) everything that comes in pairs remind you of b@@bs, yes even the @ sign repeated!
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I'm not going to ask what role broom handles would have in that conceptual framework.
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i would have told you if you did
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40)Now you realize just how right your mother was when she told you not to marry that h*e
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41) realizing that virginity is equal to celtic music-innocent bliss LOL
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LOL!! Realizing that there are two b00bs on my blog at this very moment begging to be oogled.
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42) No "having to housework because Oprah says that men doing housework is the best foreplay a woman can get" -
43) having an excuse to do vacuum cleaning nude because you are seducing your partner.
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44) You can pretend that you are living a Spiritual life -
45)now you can dress like a monk and enjoy the bliss of celibacy----but be careful of prostate cancer.
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46) You have more time for your second life avatar as "smoothtalker69" and you may even marry "Stripper50" online
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47) You could write a $47 ebook about sexless marriage
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Lmao!!!
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You can finally live out your secret fantasy of marrying your computer at least, it gives you free porn anytime you wish~
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SPIDERMAN - not the only person to get sticky fingers after using the web!!
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You can finally give into your true and gay side.
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Or you can be gay trapped in a sexless marriage.Which is less scary than having to give in to sex because you have no choice.
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No more expensive lingerie and uncomfotable thong underwear that you spend tons of money on, but only wear for 5 seconds.
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who says it's uncomfortable and is only worn for 5 sec?
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I say it's uncomfortable, my husband says it stays on for 5 seconds or less
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finally, you are free to get fat, let spiders weave webs on your p***y and grow that beard you inherited from your mother.
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No more worrying about feeling not so fresh before sex, because you had to use the bathroom first
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Doesn't sound like much joy, unless your both on the same page? -
an excuse to start cheating, then having a reason for being caught cheating....'i wasnt getting it at home!'-
Because that's what happened on the sex in the city movie.....
48) You get to watch movies you're not interested in - in the hope that its gonna get you laid.
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No more drugging your spouse's dinner in hopes that you won't have to make a lame excuse later to get out of sex because all you want is some decent sleep.
It's an extra bonus if they fall asleep on the couch, leaving the bed all to you! -
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You'll save money from waxing because after all it's time to let that nest grow!
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is there such a thing? LOL
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Yes exclusively brought to you fresh and hot at BC
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nearly practicing unconditional love ? -
you don't wonder why there are no more batteries left in the house
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No wet spot to argue about who gets to sleep on it-
LOL, that's almost every night @ my house!!
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your wife suddenly needs a plumber, a gardner, a mecanic and yes, even a maid.
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LOL
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49) I know this discussion makes people forget to stay on track Be careful with the keyboards guys. Don't punch too hard hahahaha.
The gardener takes over the master bedroom. Sweet. -
there's no joy in it -
No fun in DINS (Double Income No Sex) -
You have an eternal get out of jail free card for being in a bad mood.
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More energy to spend having naughty fun with the girlfriend...... -
you are secretly digging a shallow grave in the backyard
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For you, the tree is not just a tree
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you wish she'd die from carbon monoxide but just to get luck on your side, you make sure there is a leak...
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If you're out of work, you can always become a monk! -
you suffer from chronic finger or palm burn
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Lotion companies are willing to give you "#1 Customer" t-shirts.
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a stinking debate -
you grow a pornstache, stalk forums and start threads to annoy everyone else because you know they are getting laid when you can't even get your wife to show her legs
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Yes because she is quoting you -
coming from a dumbass like you, THIS is a GREAT COMPLIMENT. Thank You!!!
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How rude you didn't ask before you put it in.
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WHAT? This an effect of sexless marriage?
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god, im sick of rude people in BC. If your not going to say anything nice or atleast constructive, just dont say it.-
Then don't flood it with your negativity, start one of your own.
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it is because of crap discussions like these that pornstaches like you wake up everyday and it's because of them you show up at BC
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!
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Let's recap, shall we? You have proven yourself a past master of putting forward discussions of little import or relevance; now you decide to pollute someone else's thread? The old saying about the "pot calling the kettle black" applies in this instance. Stop the nonsense immediately.
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wow.. what an anti social person..
you remind me of Hugh Laurie on House MD.. minus the intellect and wit.
so, krishnakk is a stupid, idiotic rude and anti social person. you would be such fun to hang out with.
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You've already been reported to the mods, several times over. The most sensible response on your part would be an extended period of silence.
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Sorry, I'm not the kind of person who believes that online trolls require much more than to be banned...and to stew in the juices of their own inadequacy, stupidity and loneliness.
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or you could wrestle?
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hahhaaa thats good
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Well it can't be a battle of wits, as it would be unfair for one person to be unarmed.
Mud or jelly?
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After seeing krishnakk/pornstache. I now understand why sexless marriages exist!
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you realize that marrying Borat was a mistake.
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who needs 2 incher when the mustache does such a better job?
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u wont get it
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^^^^ that's what you tell him and that's what he tells anyone who asks about his giant ballz syndrome.
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The neighbors don't call the cops at 2AM to report a woman pounding on the walls and screaming in pain. (I've told him a million times to keep it down.)-
LOL :))
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no moaning no screaming no waste of energy and sperms hahahahaha -
more TV..more porn! -
Enjoying the beauty of nature .... outside!
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A sexless marriage is no fun. Unless the person is totally incapable through injury, they could be with-holding intimacy because they are abusive.
Ask the person who is on the non-receiving side of sex how much fun it is. I bet you will find that their self-esteem suffers, they have lower pain thresholds (lack of endorphins) and are usually on tranquillisers because they are suppressing something which is totally natural to do.
Look around our creation. Birds, butterflies, animals, whales, dolphins - they all have sex.
Man/Women are sexual creatures too. It is wrong to with-hold intimacy with your partner.
Where's the joy? None.
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