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Just another feel-good rabbit penis story
Posted by brianomaracroft • 10 days ago • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: penis enlargement, research, science, scientific, sex
I just wrote a blog entry poking fun at some actual research into penile enlargement in rabbits that should ultimately have implications for humans.
Guys...all together now...YESSSS!!!!
Ladies...watch out...your husband or lover may soon be pogo-sticking his way into the room.
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I've always wanted the nickname "The Sledgehammer"-
And I, "The Man Whose Penis Thanks Rabbits". Having said that, I wonder if I'd be suddenly aroused by lettuce?
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You mean you aren't already? Mmmm lettuce... your juicy leafy goodness...
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I'm more of a "mixed field greens" man, myself.
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Be careful of the rabbits if you have a carrot penis-
Well, if the research pans out, it could lead to an alarmingly large and imposing carrot
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I will have to foward this to the peope I know that raise rabbits. I bet they would find this intresting. lol-
Define "raise" rabbits...this could lead to a new vocabulary.
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lol I can see them now with little kick stands. To raise rabbits is to raise them for food. (I do not eat them as they are part of the rodent family) There are people that put them in cages and bred them to have more. They eat them and sell them to be eaten.
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Do they eat the penises?
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Where did you think brats came from?
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No I dont think so. I mean the few I have fixed for hubby and the kids have been gutted and clean so all you have is meat and bone. But there will be a big market for it here in the south I am sure. they eat mountain oysters, chittlings, brains and all the other inards.
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Perhaps we should start a business: "Country Fried Bunny Bits"
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I guess the rabbits have Smiling Bob's secret to happiness.-
No word from the report about their degree of happiness. I did read, however, that they immediately started going at it like, well, rabbits.
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I can't help but wonder which researcher interrupted the group discussion to suggest this brain child! "Hey, chief, how's about we give rabbits gigantic woodies and see if THAT changes things."
Ugh. The thought of it gives me a headache! lol-
I'm surprised I didn't suggest it.
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Me too...
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perhaps it was like "maybe if we make it too hard to handle, they'd stop breeding so much"? -
I suggest proctologists are thinking along that line, too.
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It will make for a lot of scared female rabbits...or a lot of happy ones.
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heheheheheh so many energizer bunny references.... so little time
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Do vampires like bunnies?
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indeed. They are useful when you are on a diet and can't afford that human blood to go right to the thighs
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See...I didn't know that human blood was more fattening than rabbit blood...if you don't ask a vampire, you don't learn these things!
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This kind of thing kills me - in an age of cancer and AIDS and endometriosis, money is being spent on researching how to enlarge penises????? And we all know, I'm the first girl who'll appreciate a good weiner, but I'd rather see a cure for Endo before we give all the men in the world 10 inch dongs.-
Not all the men...just me, for a start.
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haha you are going to turn me into a vegeterian. I am eating a salad with tomatoes mushrooms, lettuce carrots, cheese, ranch and salad toppings no meat. I froze all the other stuff.
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Rabbit will almost certainly be off the menu for the immediate future, I'd wager
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I'm tellin' ya: BRAT's stands for:
Big Rabbit Appendage with Testicles...
Hubby eats them all the time...with carrots. And you all thought they were a mystery-meat concoction. -
And the fact that most people sandwich them between buns is just pure irony....
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I'm not sure if I want to laugh or puke LMAO I'll go with laughing.
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You'll never look at a brat the same way again....
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You also knew that weiner stands for:
Wanker Enlargement In Narrowly Endowed Rabbits?
(*Dani giggles at her own wit this morning.* Shameless, I am.) -
I'll never look at a brat again.
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Yeah. My mom told me to stop staring at them, too. Said I'd go blind....
Now THERE'S a medical opinion worth investigating. -
Are you sure you were looking at brats? If it was a brat that looked as though it was tucked into a pocket, it may not have been a brat. Just saying...
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LMAO oh I love it!!! I always knew there was a good reason why I liked sausages, and hot dogs, and Brat's, and kilbasa's.....oral fixation anyone? LOL
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DaniG you just ruined my lunch. lol I have jalapeno sausages in natural casings in the fridge. Yiu can see the veins in them. Now I am so not touching them. I will have a salad and pizza instead. I will have to freeze the sausages so I do not think of them like that. lol
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Hahaha!!! Jalapeno - yowza! That's one hot rabbit!
As for Pizza - Penises In Zebra Zipper Accidents....
That's why they're sliced.... Your entire refrigerator is a dangerous place, Amybyrd... -
I'm staying away from all your scary fridges!
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My paramour's penis is just fine, thank you very much! Well, at least that's what the prison guards tell me.-
And they'd never lie...
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Science has gone mad-
or as Rabelais would say
'Science without conscience is the soul's perdition.'-
It's a good kind of "mad" though
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