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This game is easy, just come up with the lamest, most boring thread/discussion title you can think of.

Contest rules:

Must not contain anything even slightly interesting or fun.

Even if your lame thread gets hijacked by FUNNESS, it still counts.

This contest has no winners, because everyone loses!

Have fun! ....um...I mean, don't have fun!

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  1. sorcerer
    Yawn Thread.
    when you are sooo..soo...bored..you can come to this thread and type YAWN..make sure your caps lock is ON for maximum effect.
    1. legbamel
      Can we include extra letters for emphasis? YAAAAAAAWN
    2. jeremyjanson
      That might actually be kind of fun, especially if img tags are in use.
  2. legbamel
    Let's see...
    How Obama's Peace Prize May Affect the Stock Market
    What Flavor Is Your Favorite Jam or Preserves?
    Let's Decide the Best Brand of Facial Tissue

    We don't actually have to start these threads, do we? I'm a certified failure at getting responses to discussions I (try to) start.
    1. offendedblogger
      I'd rather change these titles to:

      Why Obama won and Chelle B. didn't ugh!!!!!
      What flavor is your saliva?
      What brand of toilet paper do you stock in your secret, underground, Armageddon bunker?

      Of course that is just me and those thread titles are not boring so...
    2. hatingtherain
      I think someone really SHOULD start a thread on "What to stock in your secret underground Armageddon-proof bunker"

      That might actually be fun.
  3. offendedblogger
    Sorry I already won this contest long ago with the thread entitled: Baking Soda is Amazing

    www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/baking-soda-is-amazing

    *warning, this thread has over 2,000 posts and may crash your computer*
    1. hatingtherain
      I've heard of that thread! I've never actually clicked on it to my recollection though, I've heard the horror stories.
    2. offendedblogger
      For God's (or Allah's or Buddah's or insert your atheist belief here) sake DON'T OPEN IT! Actually, I just did and it loaded fine. And it is still quite entertaining.

    3. Shiley
      OMG! ((hugs)) You're back! That thread makes my computer burp. Don't click it. You're computer will need a shrink.
  4. nothingprofound
    The influence of the Russian novel on neo-conservatism in American politics.
    1. Stillthinking
      Green would have found that discussion fascinating.
    2. crazyTsu
      LOL@green
    3. jeremyjanson
      I find that interesting.
    4. Maladjusted
      [splutters] But N.P. that's an INTERESTING topic. Very interesting in fact. Hmmm. If I'd been around more [confesses essential near solipsistic egocentrism] I'd think that you said that just to provoke me out of my dogmatic slubmer...
  5. jeremyjanson
    What's your favorite color?
    A full list of all the worlds sunk ships.
    How Noah played tick tack toe.
    Who is the most boring member of BC.
  6. DeadRooster
    Discuss the fascinating world of mud
  7. amybyrd21
    How to muck pens and stalls of animals. They actually started that discussion on a yahoo group I belong to.
  8. ThriftShopRomantic
    "Why Can't We Give Peas a Chance"
    1. jeremyjanson
      That would actually turn in to an amusing punfest.
    2. jeremyjanson
      You're going to hate me soon!
  9. sjtavo
    What's your name
  10. MissSuzie
    "How Often Do You Change Your Grandparent's Depends?"
  11. DeadRooster
    "Lets all look at photos of my kids"
  12. nothingprofound
    "Are you more likely to croak from a stroke or a heart attack?"
  13. ThriftShopRomantic
    Watching Paint Dry: Virtual App
  14. LolitaV
    want to see my dirty socks?
    show us your laundry
    how do you like your waffles
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      I think we actually might have had that last one as a discussion thread at one point.
    2. LolitaV
      LOL!!!!!
  15. crpitt
    Men or Toast

    Men or Cheese

    Men or Beer

    Ki$$ my Ads
  16. LolitaV
    would you pay my bills, please?
    what is your SSN?
  17. Deray28
    We have 3 going on right now...

    I will stay on BC, of course the price has to go to the first person that posted it.
  18. Maladjusted
    1) Is sex fun?

    2) Do you prefer good things or bad things (I'm in favour of 'good')?

    3) Am I interesting?

    4) Are [insert title/epithet of people with opinions that I disagree with] wrong?

    5) Is my blog awesome?
    1. Deray28
      Hey Mal, is good to see you around!!!
    2. Maladjusted
      Nice to see me too, Deray. Wait. Sorry. That should have been "you". And it is nice to see you. Hope you're well.

      -Mal
    3. jeremyjanson
      All those except 1.
    4. legbamel
      Obviously, one-word-answer threads are forum death. I hereby banish your evil threads by answering them in full.
      1. Yes
      2. Good
      3. Yes
      4. Clearly
      5. Yes (although "Meh" would be an acceptable answer)
    5. Maladjusted
      Disaster averted. Well done, Legbamel.

      Another thing that I think kills threads is having them started by me. I don't know what it is exactly, but I don't really have the knack, even when I try not to do obviously stupid things (like starting threads that demand only one word answers).

      Anyhoo. Hope you're well.

      Mal.
      P.S. Legbamel, is there an acceptable abbreviation of your name?

      Best,

      Mal
    6. legbamel
      Usually just Mel. It might be a bit confusing for Mel and Mal to be having a chat but I'm willing to risk it.
  19. crazyTsu
    They are still better than popping a sleeping pill...
  20. Friday13
    -Does this look infected to you?
    -Let's all make YouTube-style comments!
    -I will stay on BC
    -Let's see your nostrils!
    -How is babby formed?
    1. legbamel
      As long as there isn't another "Can you lick your wenis" thread, complete with photos. And "Can you lick your nostrils" doesn't need photographic proof, either.
  21. Maladjusted
    "Does this look infectd to you?" Brilliant. If I hadn't sworn a blood oath never to use the acronym 'LOL' outside of quotation marks I might be tempted to use it...
  22. drjay1966
    duz ur blogg make $$$$
    y doo u blog
  23. PetLvr
    Why are is a good Nice way?
  24. sorcerer
    YAWWWWNNNNN

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