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Let me Rate the Quality of Full Stops on Your Blog
Posted by acousticguitarist • 5/03/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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I feel that the most important thing about blogging is the placement of fullstops
Give me your link, let me rate
The failure of correctly placing a fullstop will cause you to be punished by google, blacklisted by Alexa and you shall be classed as an outlaw by the blogging community
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please replace all your stops with the the following code
if(stop != go){
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Really glad I changed my first comment
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I knew you would understand
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Oh wow, what a great service, please please review my blog, its at carlisadumdum.com-
carl your url != to anything relevant
but you got me
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I'm curious what you mean by this. Are blogs without full stops automatically weeded out because they're suspected of being spam? Some of my posts have few or no full stops.
lettershometoyou.wordpress.com-
Have posted to your shoutbox
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I have no idea what you mean. proofpositivity.blogspot.com-
Shiley
Your repeated use of the stops is google compliant -
you're a funny panda
I so get it now that my eyes aren't bleery.
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ok ok, will you rate mine please?
chroniclesoftrisna.blogspot.com/-
Trisna
your fullstops are very round -
I d o n ' t u n d e r s t a n d
and you sounds like the o r a c l e or the w i z a r d
haha
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delphic Oracle, not to be confused with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_database
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the placement of your 7th fullstop needs to be 1 mm to the right
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thanks!
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:-)
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the stop is very useful to birds that can't fly :-)
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only the AllBlack wingers and outside centres
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Could get the tubie to load, will try later thanks
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what do you mean dude? is it the space between pages elements? or the "."
(the dot?)...
"The failure of correctly placing a fullstop will cause you to be punished by google, blacklisted by Alexa and you shall be classed as an outlaw by the blogging community"
could u plz tell me where did you get that statement? or they are just your assumption?
if it is true...plz do look mine: hethought.blogspot.com-
No mate...it's a joke
MNost people picked it up...it's late at night and I'm sort of celebrating a personal breakthrough in my life
Read Carls address...he got me -
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Hi Meg
my son got a motorbike, now he wasnts a fater one so he can race...aaaahhh kids :-) -
aaahhh....kids are wonderful, caring, funny, loving......
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lol Acoustic you are so Funny. (fullstop there) Are you bored. (Fullstop there)You crack me up. (fullstop there)
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You're blacklisted since fullstops are not put properly
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No, I'm not bored
I'm just pretty excited because it looks lile I will have a job with one of the top Internet Marketing companies in the country I live in....and this means endless opportunity working with very innovative and successful people -
Meg
your fullstops are square
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Love a good prank. Way to go! :-)
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Hehe - good sense of humour -
you almost got me redpanda...almost! -
I've replaced all my full stops with decimal points as They look pretty much identical to the casual reader.-
But google knows, you can't trick it.
Also beware of { } curly brackets as the google bots see it as
Bracket Do This Bracket and will erceive your post as bad javascript
The other issue is the use of a semi colon at the end of a line is perceived as the end of a line, so watch that one
Tony -
I don't know how i'm going to remember all this, I've heard a rumour that the googlebots don't work at the weekends, i'm going to post only on a saturday so they can't check content before it's published.
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We're sending one right over
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aw no, there's bots and spiders all over my page now. They've swapped some of the full stops around I know for definate fullstop#14521111 was in the first paragraph now it's been replaced with fullstop#14521112. I'm extremly worried. Do you think we should reboot the internet?
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Yes but you'll have to back it up first...use windows BU program backUpWholeWeb.exe
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How do we get everyone to log out first?
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I'll write a script, copy to the desktop and watch the pretty colours
if(logggedOn = True){
Then LogOFF;
else
LoggOf Forever
}
Note, it will not run on Windows Vista -
i have to go now anyway, so thats me logged off. Keep up the good work:)
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LOL...this is a prank?
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you'll need to swap all your dots with stripes
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I love a good prank too...especially when its harmless
Keep up the good work Acoustic, see you on my next follow lol -
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There is a problem with the fact that the x and y co-ordinates are not the same. I'd delete them all straight away
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The full stop is my third favorite punctuation, after the interrobang and the semicolon. Actually, I only like the semicolon because it gives me an excuse to use the word FANBOYS on my blog. I get a good snicker out that every time. legbamel.blogspot.com-
I don't mind tildas to tell you the truth
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You need to draw me a picture, because I'm lost. What is a full stop? I fear both my blogs are really 'bad' since I don't know what you're talking about.
*where the hell is the embarrassed smiley when you need one!*
Edit to add: Not sure if this is a prank or not, but it seems that happens a lot to the people who aren't in the 'know'.
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"Full stop" is another way to say "period". Ooh, look, there's one now!
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We can't draw a picture, you'll need to zoom in
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@acousticguitarist
Yes, please. I would like to know if my usage is Google compliant. onecoolsite.wordpress.com
"I'm just pretty excited because it looks like I will have a job with one of the top Internet Marketing companies in the country I live in ...and this means endless opportunity working with very innovative and successful people"
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What are we, chopped liver? [huff] I just realized that I forgot to congratulate you, AG, in my excitement over punctuation. Congrats on the new job!
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No, i'm vegetarian, I would not associate with chopped liver.
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TT yours will take Time to do
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Guess I ranked pretty bad huh?
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We're still waiting on the bot to write an eighty page report on your stops
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We're still waiting on the bot to write an eighty page report on your stops
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@acousticguitarist
Understood. Also, thanks, in advance for doing this. I appreciate it. -
Time...got it...funny huh...TimeThief ..nudge nudge...
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@acousticguitarist
Time...got it...funny huh...TimeThief ..nudge nudge...
ha! ha! ha! Times up red panda. Where's my report? *rotflol*
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WOW...wish someone would explain it to me!
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Translation: "full stop" in some English tongues equals "period" in North American English (as in the punctuation that goes at the end of your sentence). If there's a pun involved, though, it's beyond me. -
hi ... thanks so much for the very prompt reply to my thread - www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/have-you-been-penalized-by-google
.. have yet to digest what you mean cause my son just woke up and have to attend to him for now... I'll read your discussion again later. Really appreciate it.-
careful, if you digest too fast you get the hiccups and that will affect a few of your full stops
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first things first.. what is a full stop? i haven o idea what that is-
The dot at the end of a sentence. Google is very serious about syntax, are you?
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help - I have no clue what this all means-
if that is the case... please
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now I'm confused
Ben. This post came about because some people were rating blogs but had not said what it was they basing their ratings on. So I had a mad moment and created this post.
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Your dots need to lose a little off the thighs
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@redpanda
Thanks for the hilarity. I've been enjoying it all along. The problem is that my sense of humor is so dry that people don't get it or even get that I've got it when I do get it, if you know what I mean and, somehow I think you do. -
Send me a joke that makes you laugh and I'll see if I get it
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creams aren't working. pills aren't working. praying to the little fairy of stops isn't helping at all. in fact, she set mosquitoes on me.
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John, I've considered it ver carefully. I think the issue is your plumbing, if you get that cat out of your sink everything should start working again. It's probably a mix of cat fur and stops blocking the sink.
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(slaps head)
I stupid. You smart!
Head itches. Need rocks. Ugh. Ugh.
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please check thoughtsnquotes.blogspot.com-
In some places, C:\ is the root of all directories.
gee I like that
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Ooh, I'm a teacher so incorrect punctuation irks me (although who knows - I may be guilty of a few mistakes myself).
www.wafflelogue.com-
You dots have dags on them...Google, she no like that much lady
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Oh, dear, I shall have to flick the dags off and maybe spray them with a bit of Mortein.
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Poor dead Louie...Louie he fly
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Hmmm...
Full stops hey! Period.
We've never paid any attention to them so here goes..
www.gosmelltheflowers.com-
The same as in school, if you don't pauy attention you don't learn
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This is not a door to door pizza service you know.
We are serious here:
we check colons, comons and specialise in stops
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I have a frivolous use of full stops, does this count against me? ;-) -
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great same stuff(edited) pasted into lots of discussions
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I use lots of full stops(I think) and never mention viagra or try to get readers to give me their bank information.
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Oh....this is back
I've cleaned all mine up so they are web compliant according to W3 standards -
Oh, for cripes sake! I can not beleive this. This is what's wrong with the world.
Read people. Read. And then read some more. And then when you can read no more... keep reading! Gawd forbid you learn something. (selfish narrow minded, one way street livin' dollar signs in the eyes seeing, gimme gimme gimmes...)
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Hey that's actually quite funny.
This post ws created as a joke some months back, what prompted me to do it was a series of posts by people that were wanting to rate ote peoles blogs. your response is actually quite funny. we are talking about these little guys ....... ...... ..... -
necro posting - necro posting
there is no boasting
when necro posting
*rotflmao*
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lmfao
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Ender , now I'm confused
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That was my point, I figured out what you were talking about by reading.
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Oh Ok, It did catch a few people, but ender got me
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I assume that was because she used no full stops. Sorry - couldn't resist. I won't post to this one any more. (Unless it breaks 250 posts. Then I may just have to say something.)
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Yes, ender, I like dead things is that it? Lol
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Yes, that's what was so unbeleiveable. I saw that it did and yet they just kept coming.
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necro posting - necro posting
there is no boasting when necroposting
resurrect amusing threads long since dead
start hyping and typing
& you're necro-posting
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To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time.
Damn you beat me
So i guess I do like dead things. Tell it to my Chinese friend SueMi :-p-
@inmyredhead
Peace be with you and best wishes for happy blogging
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heehee. yes, TT got what i meant by necro, necro, necro.
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I'll be right over
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Gosh a problem with question mark at the end of the post. Google bots don't like that.
The dots look ok and are reasonable well hidden by the dark background. In fact most of the text is reasonably well hidden on the background
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Sigh
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she shakes her fist at the red panda and narrows her eyes
she bangs her head on the keyboard
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This was a joke. The original post was a joke.
Please stop necro posting to it, unless you really wish to be characterized as a zombie.
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I'm going shopping
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TT
I didn't resurrect this, I got a shock when I saw it again
But cif peoplev want their stops optimized, what can I do?
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Well we've all got to die sometime.
what song can we sing as it sails to the sunset -
Only The Good Die Young.
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What is a full stop? Well, my url is milavoice.blogspot.com
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