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1. 

   12/18/08

   Mizdemeanor

   all the women are in thongs...

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2. 

   12/18/08

   willburns1

   when one of them Farted on a mouse.

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3. 

   12/18/08

   TheBigRuski

   "Stop!" said the Christian in the house

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4. 

   12/18/08

   parentconsensus

   As the mouse-suited giant started to grouse

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5. 

   12/18/08

   TheBigRuski

   potatoe chips and dip,

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6. 

   12/18/08

   parentconsensus

   could not be found in the house

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7. 

   12/18/08

   TheBigRuski

   There isn't one sentence in this "tale" yet!

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8. 

   12/18/08

   searchingwithin

   so the thong dressed women decided to place a bet

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9. 

   12/18/08

   parentconsensus

   on whom had the best Christmas story they had heard yet

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10. 

    12/18/08

    searchingwithin

    when all of a sudden to their surprise, and...

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11. 

    12/18/08

    parentconsensus

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12. 

    12/18/08

    searchingwithin

    dismay, what did appear

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13. 

    12/18/08

    LGramlich

    but a Christian fundamentalist spewing hatred & lies.

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14. 

    12/18/08

    Jhangora

    Jhangora came and said Christmas spreads joy not hatred ...

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15. 

    12/18/08

    CrystalRaven

    or i'll get Anok to spear you with a reindeer horn
    and make you regret the day you were born!

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16. 

    12/18/08

    willburns1

    holy shit said the Christian with fear in his eyes.

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17. 

    12/18/08

    Jhangora

    How can shit be holy asked Jhangora ...

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18. 

    12/18/08

    seanyseany

    with a sprinkle of holy water!

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19. 

    12/18/08

    Jhangora

    Water is indeed holy for it sustains life ...

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20. 

    12/18/08

    parentconsensus

    Ohmigosh, where did I leave my wife?

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21. 

    12/18/08

    parentconsensus

    REDIRECT...
    
    Not a creature was stirring...

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22. 

    12/18/08

    IntegrityCoach

    So we took this quiet opportunity to reflect on love and respect for all living things

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    1. 

       12/18/08

       parentconsensus

       Whether a gator, spider, snake or cock roach that flies
       
       (What can I say, I'm from Florida...)
23. 

    12/19/08

    4munchkins

    They all went to bed and closed their little eyes.

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24. 

    12/19/08

    gosmelltheflowers

    But then, in the middle of the night,

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25. 

    12/19/08

    Janezworld

    When all was quiet a fork of lightening shot through the air.

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26. 

    12/19/08

    parentconsensus

    Then what to my wondering eyes did appear?

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    1. 

       12/19/08

       willburns1

       A giant Moose with a midget chewing on his ear.
27. 

    12/19/08

    searchingwithin

    the midget had ticks and fleas and the moose a STD

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