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Loopy Lindsay looped again.

Posted by allanjanssen • 7/24/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: britney spears, jesica simpson, Lindsay Lohan, nichole ritchie, Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan got a DUI a month or two ago, got out of rehab last week and got another Dui last night.
The question is this; Does anyone REALLY give a damn what these dipshits (Lohan, Simpson, Ritchie, Hilton) do with their lives. I know I have written about them a few times too, but it was more along the lines of "Who cares?"

My dad used to have a saying from the old country which goes: Putr them all in a sack and hang it from the rafters. Beat the sack with a large stick. Whoever you hit is the right one!

Allan W Janssen

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7/24/07

thegoodknife

my vote goes to a giant 'who cares'

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  Norski
  
  Oh, yeah. I'm with you, but these weird celebrities are so easy to write about.
7/24/07

ghostytwofish

I CARE! OMG! LINDSAY! HILTON! COMMANDO! err.. um, wait, where was I? Oh yeah ... HILTON! LINDSAY!

... SIMPSON! ... DOH! ...

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7/24/07

ThriftShopRomantic

I'm still chuckling over your dad's excellent "put em in a sack" phrase.

If I cared at all about Lindsay Lohan and her DUIs, it would be mainly because she's likely to kill someone sometime.

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7/24/07

crkian

In the sack together, would make millions on the porn market, hubah hubah

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7/24/07

ccarey76

jumping the shark.

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  Witchywife
  
  giggle... :-)
7/24/07

clioandme

If you don't care, why did you post this thread? I managed to get through the day without knowing about her troubles. And I will quickly forget them again, unless I turn on late-night television, which I don't think will happen.

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  ghostytwofish
  
  Stoneman, are you ... stoned, man? We post because we don't care! It's funny that we don't care. Here they are, biii1i1g news stories, and ... we don't care! Wheee!
  
  Lighten up man!
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  clioandme
  
  You lost me there, Ghosty. I'll try to work out the logic of your reply later.
7/24/07

natkritta

Ha-Ha

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7/24/07

Norski

Give Ms. Lohan credit: At least she's consistent.

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7/24/07

TotalAttorneys

People care. Our sites each have hundreds of pages of substantive information about various areas of law--really useful information for someone considering bankruptcy or facing DUI charges or any number of a host of other legal issues--but the response to our celebrity spotlights is so overwhelming that despite my personal resounding disinterest, I wouldn't dare remove them.

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7/24/07

Berryvox

Most people who visit celebrity gossip sites are doing it to rag on the celebs.

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