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I remember I use to live by them and some how I have forgotten them dose anyone know where I can find them again?
I mean potions that were put onto swords sheaths that when ever a amphibian person was in the area the sword would pivot on the frog some nastic plant extract.

Blue gum when ever a human impostor enquired the gum it would make it bleed from his forhead blue snot that will not quit until his death.

Pyrotenic rock that is safe for humans to hold but when a human impostor touches it or is near it the rock consumes him as fuel for the fire.

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  1. ekim941
    When you leave your house, take a left. Go down to the taco bell and talk to Carl. He'll give you the map to Merlins secret lair.
  2. ender
    i am pretty sure that you can find some here: tinyurl.com/58db6t
    1. ekim941
      I was afraid to click on that.

      Did you see what curiosity did to that poor cat?
    2. ender
      go ahead, click it. you'll love it, ekim.
    3. ekim941
      Oh I did. Good show, Ender, Good show
    4. ender
      /me bows.
    5. kdawg68
      I so knew where that was going.......
    6. sellytapgirl
      LMAO. Why didn't I guess.
    7. ender
      after the lizzard men in gladiator gear, where else could that have gone?
    8. sellytapgirl
      Well, as long as they don't rape you...
    9. ender
      that's what the Pyrotenic rock is for. to prevent exactly that.
    10. ekim941
      I want the blue gum
    11. ender
      /me hands you some blue gum.

      and wipes the mud off your face.

      cuz i'm nice like that, natch.
    12. ekim941
      Gee, thanks.
    13. ender
      no prob, edit-boy.
    14. ekim941
      I was just saving the BC team the trouble of removing my comment.

      Think of it as me volunteering to stand in the corner
  3. ender
    UnicornBirthday, i'm pretty sure that ekim941 is not a human and would probably be scared of real blue gum should it ever be presented to him.

    you should be careful here - there are LOADS of non-humans on BC.
    1. ekim941
      So, a red, wooden monkey is human?
    2. ender
      i'm a red PLASTIC monkey. my previous avatar was wood. sheesh, only a non-human would think i was wooden.

      blue snot is gonna run from your forehead until you're dead when i catch up to you, boy-o.
    3. ekim941
      Oh, "Plastic" much more human.

      Like Britney spears
  4. aningeniousname
    So what's going on here? Lizards, potions and Ekim? It can't be good!
    1. kdawg68
      the monkey started it!
    2. ekim941
      Go figure. I put some potion on my lizard and they think it's news.

      Pfft.
    3. ender
      don't forget human impostors. we all know ekim is a human impostor.
    4. ekim941
      It's not a backwards hat, it's a helmet for my spaceship.

      Had you all fooled, suckers.
    5. kdawg68
      I think he's impersonating a human impostor.

      It's kind of like that Travolta crap-fest "Face Off" - where Travolta had to act like Nicholas Cage impersonating Travolta.

      It blows the mind man.....it blows the mind!
    6. ekim941
      Now that's good acting. I wonder if I could land an acting gig playing the role of someone that is playing the role of me.

      Did I say that right?
    7. ender
      i thought you already did.
    8. aningeniousname
      I'd much rather see Travolta impersonating Cage trying to be De Niro who is acting as pacino while being Brando.
    9. ender
      the problem with that, aardvark, is that all those guys are really the same guy, played by different alien-clones.
    10. aningeniousname
      I can't keep track! These bloody Hollywood types!
  5. kdawg68
    Blue gum sounds eerily like what happens to Gargomel when he eats a smurf.
    1. ekim941
      Unless it's smurfette, then it's pink
    2. ender
      yep, that's where you get blue gum, i think. that or australia, i'm not sure.
    3. kdawg68
      Is that a "nastic smurf extract?"
    4. ender
      that's not the technical term, but yeah.
    5. kdawg68
      or just what happens when Pappa and Smurfette get "nastic" together.
    6. ender
      you know what those little hats are for, don't you?
  6. aningeniousname
    That's the trouble with Ekim because he looks like Wesley Snipes he thinks he can get away with murder.
    1. kdawg68
      You should see what happens when he stays out late and Rosie Perez comes looking for him.
    2. ekim941
      Not Wesley, Woody. You Aardvarks are so forgetful:

    3. aningeniousname
      You are very light skinned for a black man.
    4. ekim941
      @Kdawg, at least it's not Rosie O'donnel

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