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Mark Sanford emails based fictitious sad song
Posted by Agit8r • 6/30/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: maria belan chapur, mariah belan chapur pictures, mark sanford emails, mark sanford. governor sanford
I'll start:
"I wasn't ready for love fiteen years ago-oh
too bad back then I was already married.
she found out about you and she had to go-oh
So I hopped a jet to Buenos Aires"
I want to send you an insignificant something next week when I am back in civilization...
that I think you might find interesting
given our conversation.
Chorus:
I am most jealous of your salad
under the palm tree.
the rarest of commodities,
in this world is loooooove!
oawoh, Mareeeeee-ah
Belan Chapur
Mareeeeeee-ahhhh oawo-ahh... Maria!
User Comments
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Told my Lt. Gov' I was going on a hike.
But that isn't what I did.
Instead I hit the nearest airport and
dissapeared off the grid... -
"I have been specializing in staying focused on decisions and actions of the head for a long time now —
and you have my heart."
"I love your tan lines... I love the curves of your hips,
the erotic beauty of you holding yourself
(or two magnificent parts of yourself)
in the faded glow of night’s light…
Chorus:
"I am most jealous of your salad
under the palm tree."
"the rarest of commodities,
in this world is loooooove!"
oawoh, Mareeeeee-ah
Belan Chapur
Mareeeeeee-ahhhh oawo-ahh... Maria! -
Hahahahahahaha LOLLOL.
Is this the unnatural evolution of our fictitious country song thread?-
and the Laura Bush song before that
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*thwap!*
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what?
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*thwap!*
I hit you with a fish! (that's the sound it makes, duh!) -
I know... everyone loves Laura Bush. How dare I?!
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any songwriters out there?
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