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Men, are women with hairy chests ok?
Posted by brianomaracroft • 10/28/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: hair, hirsute, sex
Just thought I'd ask...
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No. Wax, shave or laser it -
Hairier than my chest? Heck no.
Microscopic, and unnoticeable without a telescope? Sure sure. -
Saw a woman walking down the road over in Wayne County TN that had more haifr on her than my hubby. Beard, Mustache legs and arms I did not see her chest but would not be suprised if it had hair too. All the way in the world couldnt help her. -
As long as they shave there arm pits -
Don’t worry. Women don’t have chest hair. Its just the pubic hair and the hair from the armpits growing together.-
Ewwww! That is just wrong! -
Hey, I never mix armpit and pubic hair. Too restrictive! Girls need to learn to leave a hole big enough for your head to fit through the armpit hair - that way you can flip it over your head and wear it in the back, too! VERY attractive...with beads... I should sell those on my blog.... -
Mr. Poo, in seriousness, I think you've been dating a gorilla...
Didn't want to tell you, but someone had to do it.
Break it off...before one of you gets hurt.
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And how else do you expect us to keep the girls warm? Huh? Sheesh! You guys take all the fun out of it! I was just getting mine long enough to curl, too!
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I just threw up a little...
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So mascara is out of the question?
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I must have missed something...
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You know, to enhance the chest hair. Guaranteed to make it look thicker, richer and more "natural." I was considering extensions... I don't think I can grow it naturally like Suzie...(Dang!)
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DB, what in the h*ll did you think Suzie was polishing the fork with? Gosh, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you???
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Not chest hair?
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She didn't TELL you? Oops!
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Oh well. Ill just have to shave it while she sleeps
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Dani, I thought that was supposed to be our little secret. -
I'm jealous, that's all Suzie. But lookout for DB. He's got a razor and I think in the "rock/paper/scissor" game, razors beat forks!
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Stubble beats razors...
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Titty stubble...THAT'S a new low!
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Look out, Suzie! I think DB's off to the supermarket to buy Nair! While you SLEEP!
I do remain surprised that I've not had any orders already for the armpit-hair-knitted-across-chest beads... Maybe e-bay? -
Im learning how to perform laser removal surgery with a ball point pen and a lighter.
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Isn't there a licensing requirement for that? What if I make you a discount on the beads? 2 for price of one? That way, it's balanced. I know balance was a concern of yours....
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License smiscense. No beads, and that was a concern for her safety. Leaning to one side can be a hazard
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Completely understand on the beads. I mean, if her hair is showy enough, or has highlights, then really the beads are overkill. I just hate to admit that since it kills business. Oh wait, you liked the bald domes, right. Hmmm. How ordinary.
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DB, you're a scream! Very good sport! Love your humor! Am fearing that we ran everyone else off this chat by grossing them out! lol
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Let's be honest... it wasn't going to take off in the first place ;p
Women screaming around/at me is not anything out of the ordinary. -
You nay-saying business doubter. This is the INTERNET. Everything sells! I'll think of you in my will after I'm a gazillionaire. Of course, you could enhance your chances of being a beneficiary if you ironed my lovely brunette neck cowling. Or, if you'd rather, I can pull it over my head, and we can call it a silky soft back-drapery. Any takers?
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no!-
Oh, come on, Anthony. Just one? What if it's all alone, trying to keep the breast warm, all by itself? Would you DENY it that little bit of glory? I mean, admit it. You'd trade spots with the hair in a micro-second, right?
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"trying to keep the breast warm" don't worry she won't be cold with me...
"Would you DENY it that little bit of glory?" Yes!
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The reality, Brian, will hurt you. Brace yourself. Fasten your seatbelt. Remove sharp objects. Here it is:
There are more, poor, lonely, cold breasts in this world than you can possibly coddle. Fact #2) When you try to coddle more than 2, you risk injury. Chest hair is the only insurance that your revered treasures can stay protected from the cold....
(Picture me giggling uproariously over this concept!) -
Hey, are you sure you don't need some of my amazing chest-hair beads? Lovely selection of colors. Thanks to DB, we're having a SALE! Act now.
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In Portugal the temps never go below 10ºC so, cold isn't a problem here
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I think DB is already packing... So, you've got competition on his way! But don't worry. Airport security will detain him for that laser pen he's carrying.
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Girls with chest hair....ewwwwwww-
Agreed!
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Holly's in denial....No chest hair beads for her!
And in 10 years, when you need them, don't come to me! I'll be vacationing on my profits from the sales I'm making here. 100s of orders already....(not). -
Ewwwww,ewwwwww,and ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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it's the same as saying women in the primitive age ! LOL
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whateverrrrrrr
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Hmmm. "Women in the primitive age..."
I never knew men left that age... :0
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Not all men, but I'm a XXI century guy
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A double X guy?
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Absolutely not!-
No beads for you then. (Hollaring to the back, "Hey, Brutus, quit unloading the chest hair beads...seems sales are slow in BC!")
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I don't like men with hairy chests either, so no offense ladies, but please shave.-
I thought grass didn't grow on a playground. Why must your lady shave? This could end up an embarrassing confession for voodoo....We're all tuned in. No pressure. Go ahead, explain.....
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Yes, as long as she never comes into the bathroom and downloads a few files while I'm in the shower.-
Rules, rules, rules. You guys are a persnickety bunch.
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The line has been drawn!
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One free order of chest hair beads on their way to you, Freak. Please brag about them online so Holly will mourn their loss in her life.
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WHOOHOO!!! Sorry Holly... NOT!
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LOL!
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Like an East German pole-vaulter?-
Mmm... kraut
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remember women's Olympic events during the 80's?
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Does it make a difference if it is soft and fluffy?-
Yeah, the mascara on it makes it kind of crunchy...Agreed. Free chest-hair beads for you, crpitt!
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NO WAY!!! I'd rather get a teddy bear if I want something hairy. -
I'm amazed this post keeps coming back, since it was a tongue-in-cheek reaction to a long stream of discussion about mens' hairy chests.
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Well, well, well, its back-
Time, did you say Back hair? On women? Hmmm. I didn't think of marketing my beads THAT way! (DaniG yells to Brutus, "Hey, Brutus, put away the 'SALE' signs. Time says there's hope!"
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No. I like my meats cleanshaven.-
Meats? Oh yeah. There's turkey, ham, sausage, women, beef, pork, pastrami. Thanks. A real compliment to all the females here!
Are we above, or below beef? -
Depends upon the quality of the beef of course.
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You've been either 1) dating really awful women, or 2) eating remarkably delicious beef.
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I like my beef.
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I'd have to admit - any guy who admitted that he liked beef better than me would have to moo-ve on. (Bonus point for Dani incorporating cow pun in reply.)
But, in your defense, Jeremy, I have met some men that would lose a contest to a good sandwich, too. -
Waxed beef? Oh, like a body builder.
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Definitely not! -
DaniG, Don't worry, there is still hope, I recommend you use good old sheep shearing clippers for yours.
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lol! Tis a shame, I must admit - I cannot grow hair there...yet (DaniG checks to make sure none has appeared since last post). So, I have to use extensions on my armpit hair, knit them together across my chest and place a hole in it for my head, and then flip it from front do back depending on the mood I'm in. lol! It's really quite striking....
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Well, in the beginning hair on a girls chest is like, hey, what's going on there, can you take that off? Then later on, once you've been together for a while, it's like, you won't even start to notice if she keeps the area clean or not. It's just... whatever. -
DaniG, HMMMM....now let me really, really think hard with deep imagination as to what that would really look like on you........LOL
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It's all in the beads, Time - all in the beads. And in the head carriage. One has to flip the hair over her head with breezy confidence. That and highlights - a few blond strands mixed in there and I really catch the stares. I'm sitting by the phone now, in case Ralph Lauren wants to use me as a model. Interesting, the lines must be down...it's not ringing... Hmmmm. That's odd.
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I guess good old Ralphie, doesn't quite know how to appreciate a women of such elegance. Tell old Ralphie about the beads, he'll come a running.
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I don't know, Time. You got me kind of excited about those sheep shearers. That could tickle! And then, I'd just be another bald chested broad to old Ralph. You've got me all...conflicted now.
To bead, or not to bead....THAT is the question.
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Well I guarantee if you wrap the beads around the sheep shearers, your beads will serve you well.
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Spoken like someone with too much experience in Wyoming on a sheep ranch, methinks! Got any confessions there Time?
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Confessions?
Well now, are you shore you want to know, can your ticker handle it? -
permanent removal.. i don't think men like to lick hairy chest or while sucking someone's breast u can feel the hair either in ur mouth or in ur face... ewwwwww
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