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Michael Jackson is alive

Posted by cooltool • 9/04/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: michael jackson, not so dead

I saw him yesterday.
I told him hes so "BAD" az.
So , he said , so what?
Elvis did it as well he said.
See man , i had huge debts plus i turned black as well am not on fashion , look the white house , am not on fashion he repeat.
"what is your problem bro?" i asked , so he answered:
My only problem is that you revealed my identity.
So i said , it wasnt so hard for me , you been ugly before and you are ugly now too.
So he bought me a pizza and we are still friends after all.I will keep his location in secret cause he requested that.

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9/04/09

cooltool

He is right , i saw him as well in Cancun , Mexico 3 days ago.

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9/04/09

crazyTsu

Funny, I thought I saw him on the plane day before yest

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  crazyTsu
  
  Wait a min that was Frankenstein
9/04/09

timethief

Groan ... will it never end?

"Michael Jackson is alive" Google search results
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9/04/09

aspotofblog

I saw him, but then it turned out to be a hallucination. lol

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9/04/09

exit2013

???????????????

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9/04/09

ThriftShopRomantic

I saw him, too! He was just standing there looking a little tired and dazed. So I tried to rouse him and ask him what was wrong.

But then the security guard from Madame Tussaud's wax museum said:

"Miss, guests of the museum are not allowed in the display. And please stop poking the statue."

So as I was getting dragged away, I thought he'd say something in my defense.

But I never heard a peep out of him.

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9/04/09

celticmusicfan

I saw him wearing Madonna's dress.

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9/04/09

melindaville

I saw him at Walmart! He was the greeter there!

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9/04/09

timethief

I'm sure I'm going to see him many times over on Halloween.

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  ThriftShopRomantic
  
  Oh... Hadn't thought of that but bet you're right on that one!
9/04/09

Shiley

The purple people eater truly does exist. I saw him in a video my kids watch.

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9/04/09

celticmusicfan

Oh no! He's singing the Irish song "Danny Boy" in Welsh.And he keeps saying "Go Raibh Mo Agat" again and again.

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9/05/09

cooltool

You think its funny thats hes hiding?
He shows no respect to his (her???? it's ... !!!) fans (mostly kids muahahha).

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9/05/09

anthony9910

Michael Jackson is dead, period!

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9/05/09

nothingprofound

Who's Michael Jackson? I forget.

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