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Midlife Crisis
Posted by amybyrd21 • 9/01/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: crazy nut house, midllife crisis, padded room, white coat
Ok since I was just about called old and I turn 35 this month yall need to come up with a good midlife crisis for me to have. I want it to be fun and entertaining and to drive people around me crazy. I was my hubby's midlife crisis so I have been told. I do not want another man I have a good one so lets get to think about this and give it yalls best shot.
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go sailing and snorkeling in the Caribbean.-
Yeah, what the monkey said. Just do like the Governors do and don't tell anyone. -
go hiking naked?
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Buy a convertible and drive it off a cliff! Wait, someone did that already - who was it? Ah, well - yeah - I just turned 41 and didn't have a midlife crisis, so someone has to do it for me.
Run away to the Caribbean for a month? -
SHOPPING!!!
Take a all girl's vacation.
Go back to school.
Or wait until your 37 and run down the streets naked screaming.. I think that's how the song goes.. lol..... Dr. Hook song (can't think of the name off hand right now..) -
Start frying bacon naked, or as my pappy would say... nekkid-
ouch!
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stop being a baby Doll
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Ohhhh I got it! Have a baby!!!! Yes,yes...that makes everything better,and with your hormones outta wack,I'm sure you'll drive people nuts. I know I did. I would cry watching mash.-
got tubes tied I have two and hubby has 3 and one grand child so that is enough in my opinion. lol But that woudl be a good thought
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Be different, buy a safe and slow car and start wearing conservative clothing.-
Do I have to wear clothes at all? That would be fun going around sans clothes all the time. Scary alot of people.
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See! Now, you are jumping on the bandwagon.
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@ekim
Long time, no see!
I think she should go the other way... My dad's midlife crisis was at age 42. He got a 1980 lowrider camaro and many speeding tickets. I loved it because I got to buy the camaro from him and drive it all through high school and college.
-sniff sniff- I loved that car. [sheds tear]
@amybyrd21
One question, though... If you're not yet 35 and you're already at midlife (I'm 36, sister)... doesn't that mean you're only planning to live until you're 70? Maybe you need to put off this whole midlife thing until about age 45. It's what I'm planning to do.
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Hmmm,how about a boob job,would that throw people for a loop,haha
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reduction have to much but keep it up you have good ideas I would have done both if I could
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just get one boob done then ... that'll get em talkin. -
Then I would be walking leaning to one side. That would make alot of people uncomfortable. That would be fun. LOL
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Get Angelina Jolie's lips (or the Octomom if you prefer) -
You could always become a drug trafficker like Margerie here.
freaksmack.blogspot.com/2009/07/margerie-cummins-was-charged-with.html#comm...
I'm sure she confused the hell out of her family
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She looks like Jaba the Hut off of starwars.
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Buy a camper, travel around the US & Canada, and visit all your friends from blogcatatlog.-
Yeah that would annoy alot of people. They couldnt stand to see me coming (most of them any way)
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Not me. In my little town you can walk around naked as much as you like.
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I think that would be awesome!
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I got it lets start a hippy community. We can go around naked all the time and live off the land.
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Very 60s, Amy. How many people from BC do you think we could get to join us? Maybe we should start a thread.
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Lets start it. We can even have a midwife like the summertown farm here has. I have the schooling for it. So we have a start.
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Have fun and enjoy yourself. Oh, stay away from younger people, they make you look and feel old. -
Could be time to buy that Harley Davidson. -
I know! Start buying junior clothes again. Tight jeans, very low cut, strapless tops, very shiny!
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Take dancing lessons. Not only it's good for you physically and health wise, it is creative and challenging. Also, you get to meet a lot of interesting people and show off your new skills at gatherings. It will tone your limbs, it will make you feel good about yourself and most of all, you will feel a lot younger! -
midlife crisis at age 35?
god midlife crisis are starting younger and younger these days. at this rate, in another ten years fifteen year olds will be having them-
15 years old have them all the tine. It's called puberty.
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If you put up with what I do every day you would have one early too. I amd just planning ahead to save money for what ever it is I need.
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I'd say just decide you're not going to die until you're 100, and then forgo the midlife crisis until you're 50. -
You could buy a tiny but fast sportscar, start dressing only in spandex, consume more chewing gum than food, and go clubbing at least twice a week. -
Rainhat-so that's what you've been up to lately. I've been wondering where you've been.
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Yup, I've been zooming around Europe in teal spandex.
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Watch the movie 'American Beauty' and compare your life to Kevin Spacey's character. LOL.-
LOVE Kevin Spacey and that movie too!
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I think I have that movie I will have to see if I can find it. I dont think I have ever watched it.
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I hate that movie but, yeah, almost anyone compared to Kevin Spacey's character comes out a fantastic person with no crisis at all.
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Mountain climbing?
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