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I have an unhealthy obsession with pirates. I love them! I want to be a pirate! They're mean, dirty, ruthless scoundrels what more could i ask for?



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  1. ekim941
    IDK, maybe someone that showers?
  2. Dukepro25
    I'd rather be a Space Pirate.
    1. Anok
      LOL!
  3. Anok
    Nah, what fun is that? Unless I'm in the shower too! (This was in response to Mike, but I forgot the reply button)
  4. Sylvia
    Oh god yes.....Can I have Johhny Depp as Jack Sparrow
    1. Anok
      I just watched the PoTC trilogy last night, that must be why I'm craving pirates.

      I'll take Orlando Bloom, you can have Johnny Depp...

      Actually my husband makes a fine pirate himself
  5. BlogBadly
    My AIM smileys are pirates!

    But hey, your avatar kinda looks like a ninja and as we all know pirates and ninjas are arch-enemies...

    Are you hiding something?
    1. Anok
      Me and my hubby....It's like Romeo and Juliette, only with Pirates and Ninjas and more fighting and no suicide pacts.

      Um, yeah...
  6. Anok
    Rawr, if they were only this cute!

    1. crpitt
      Rawr indeed!
    2. Anok
      Poor guy probably has more stalkers than you can shake a stick at at.

      When he wears the bandanna on his head, that's kinda like what mu hubby looks like, but with more hair and a meaner expression on his face
    3. crpitt
      oohhhh lucky for you!
    4. Anok
      Yes, lucky for me!

      Now, if he could only find a way to make money like a celebrity without being a celebrity...

      Maybe this pirating thing will work out after all
  7. ekim941
    this explains why the more grungy I get, the more women notice me. It still doesn't make sense to me but whatever.
    1. Anok
      It's a thing. Women want MEN not men who are prettier then we are

      Well, at least, that's my philosophy. If I wanted someone all clean and pretty and nice smelling, I'd date a woman.
    2. ekim941
      See, just my point, I was thinking about what "I" was looking for in a woman, Clean and groomed. Thanks for clearing that up. I really was trying to repel women for a while with my grizzly bear look.
    3. Anok
      Doesn't work, we like grizzly bears - we like to try and tame them! LOL
    4. ekim941
      I'm still fantasizing about you and the pirate in the picture.
    5. Anok
      I'm rocking that look this summer, whatchya think?
    6. ekim941
      Lets team up, you take her outfit, I'll take what's left.
    7. Anok
      No way, I'm dressing you up too!

      You'll get a sword.....
    8. ekim941
      Hang on let me grab my eye patch. I already have a sword, thanks. But I still want the girl in the pic when you take her outfit.
    9. Anok
      But I saw her first!
    10. ekim941
      I assumed you wanted the outfit. I say, it's what's underneath the outfit that matters
    11. Anok
      Well I want the outfit too...
  8. seocracy
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'll make ye walk me plank!
    1. Anok
      Is plank a euphemism for your male bits?
    2. ekim941
      I hope not, I don't want anyone walkin my plank. Talk about being on a short leash.
    3. Anok
      Heh. I thought it might be some new fangled pirate speak.

      I'd try it, but only if he looked like the pirate up there ^
    4. ekim941
      That picture is of a girl, you know that right? Does "She" not have breasts and shirt tied in front? Are we seeing the same picture?
    5. Anok
      Heh, no the pirate with the er, "plank" so to speak

      I'm still taking the chic pirate, though.
  9. kdawg68
    You know there's a whole pirates vs ninjas meme out there on the net. There's even youtube videos.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7vT4GSodk
    1. Anok
      Before I click that link, let me say this - if that's ninja girl asking for ninja boy you are a dead horsey!

      *giggle*
    2. Anok
      It had me until it got mushy

      So watchya think, pirate outfit or ninja outfit?
    3. kdawg68
      ninja all the way. I don't trust seafaring types.
    4. ekim941
      Ninja outfit is easier to remove.
    5. Anok
      I don't know Mike, those knots are pretty complicated to undo...

      I would think pirate garb is easier - no underwear!

      So Kdawg, if I go ninja, you goin' as a pirate then...right?
    6. kdawg68
      WHat? Never!!!! Those scurvey inducing swine! Besides, what about my Thundercats costumes?
    7. ekim941
      I see, back when I was kickboxing I learned how to untie the ancient chinese square knot very quickly. Ninja babes are hot.
    8. Anok
      Mike you sly devil! I had no idea you had "Da skillz". I thought only students of the ancient way learned that
    9. Anok
      Oh right Kdawg - Thundercats, I forgot about those tights.

      Hmm, tights and capes, vs billowy shirts and swords and bandannas....

      Oh hell, why not go as a sailor then? That ought to so the trick
    10. ekim941
      Oh, I'm no ninja that's for sure. Kickboxing was just good fun exercise.
    11. ekim941
      Oh I love sailing, I miss my boat. Where can I get one of those pillowy shirts, they look comfortable.
    12. Anok
      I have no idea LOL....

      Perhaps at the Renaissance Fair?
  10. DrowseyMonkey
    Pirates? Seriously? lol ... I don't get it but it seems to make you happy so that's a good thing!
    1. Anok
      Yar!

      No pirates for you then? C'mon, who doesn't like a dirty salty criminal who pillages and drinks and doesn't brush his teeth?
    2. DrowseyMonkey
      Gee ... the way you put it sounds so ... romantic? LOL
    3. Anok
      What if he looked like Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom though? eh? Would that tempt you?
    4. DrowseyMonkey
      They're too young for me ... I don't get the whole Johnny Depp thing. Altho I did like the movie. I find him kinda feminin ... I have this debate with my niece all the time...she loves him! I like the older dudes, like Liam Neeson, Vincent D'Onofrio...
    5. ekim941
      Liam Neeson, still not the most shaved and clean dude, like in batman begins
    6. DrowseyMonkey
      Yeah, I'm with Anok ... what she said earlier, nothing worse than being with a guy who's more concerned about his appearance than I am, lol
    7. Anok
      Too young? you can rob the cradle for a night Hell, I would!

      About Depp being somewhat feminine, I can see that - he'd have to be all dirtied up. I'll bet he's hysterical in person though....
    8. DrowseyMonkey
      Actually, I think I'm the same age as Depp ... he just seems young, or maybe I'm really old for my age, lol
    9. ekim941
      You think Johnny Deep is feminine, I thought he was just acting drunk. The typo was intentional.
    10. Anok
      I don't even know ho wold he is, actually LOL.

      My pirate at home (re: hubby) is younger than me
    11. DrowseyMonkey
      I just googled, he's a year younger than I am ... he'll be 45 in June

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