Blog Catalog Discussion: More Search Humor

janeycatte on 'More Search Humor'

janeycatte — Thu, 15 May 2008 06:47:59 -0500

Aren't they like man boobs or something?

janeycatte on 'More Search Humor'

janeycatte — Thu, 15 May 2008 06:47:09 -0500

That sounds like something I need, too. Thanks for the info, MadameX

ender on 'More Search Humor'

ender — Thu, 15 May 2008 06:00:37 -0500

i'm sad now. i had to know about Oklahomo. Okla- homo. yeah, now you're getting it.

although, the show reviewed by Variety here sounds kinda funny:
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117927710.html?categoryid=33&cs=1
http://tinyurl.com/4pr4tf (same link, but i have the feeling that the first one won't translate correctly)

ender on 'More Search Humor'

ender — Thu, 15 May 2008 05:57:33 -0500

some recent favourites:

broken bits of lead from mechanical pencil macbook pro
how to politically recognize hispanics
shivering, hen heat flashes. itchy and rashs?

as for spelling? oh my. some of these people need to repeat first grade. typos are one thing, but some of the things i get ....

aningeniousname on 'More Search Humor'

aningeniousname — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:11:36 -0500

Yeah I knew you were him in blogger disguise, the beard and your immense sexual charisma gave it away.

kdawg68 on 'More Search Humor'

kdawg68 — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:43:58 -0500

I see you've found my searches for you!!!!

Did you also see "I can has a ninja?"

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:40:00 -0500

At Commedy Central, Funny horse is the Mane act.

Ba dump shh :)

kdawg68 on 'More Search Humor'

kdawg68 — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:29:41 -0500

don't feel bad - my most non-straightforward search term was "funny horse" - apparently there's a real interest in equine comedians out there. Who knew?

Donlewis on 'More Search Humor'

Donlewis — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:54:16 -0500

I keep getting hits for Shane Diesel. (an apparently well endowed porn star)

sellytapgirl on 'More Search Humor'

sellytapgirl — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:26:04 -0500

Who said holy poo
what makes a good costume for a jazz dance solo (How can google tell you this answer without knowing your song and choreography?)
Oklahomo oklahoma (I have NO idea)

aningeniousname on 'More Search Humor'

aningeniousname — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:07:07 -0500

Around 100kg I believe but he had been known to carry up to and above 150kg.

Anok on 'More Search Humor'

Anok — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:04:30 -0500

Haha

I just got a fun one "How much weight can a Picasso carry"

What the? :D

muscles68 on 'More Search Humor'

muscles68 — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:49:34 -0500

hes so confident now hes come out of his shell

muscles68 on 'More Search Humor'

muscles68 — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:48:53 -0500

im so fn sad

muscles68 on 'More Search Humor'

muscles68 — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:48:31 -0500

My tertle got ran over

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:47:00 -0500

Creative, too. I frequently get "gorcery list" (what would you do with someone else's?), but it's always spelled the same way.

Anok on 'More Search Humor'

Anok — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:45:44 -0500

I haven't gotten any fun ones this week :(

I did realize however, just how badly people spell.

"idnetity check"
"identety check"
"indenity check"
"check some idenity"

Hehehehe

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:53:58 -0500

And from this day forth, you shall be known as the Goddess of testicular torture.

You do know what I'm going to use to polish your crown. :)

offendedblogger on 'More Search Humor'

offendedblogger — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:52:04 -0500

Ha! OK, I will come up with a list of methods and you try them out and tell me if they work. :)

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:50:13 -0500

@Chelle Muse? I was hoping for "Test Dummy" :)

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:48:35 -0500

I don't think you would die from the application that I imagined.

Sure, it might make me a little "Backed up" :)

offendedblogger on 'More Search Humor'

offendedblogger — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:47:51 -0500

@ Tiffany No, and I have no idea how that landed the searcher on my blog. I mean, my blog is so not like that! :)

@ekim I shall use you as a muse for my post on the subject then. :)

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:44:38 -0500

Given that you're...you know...ALIVE...I was pretty sure you were kidding.

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:42:04 -0500

MadameX, I have 3 kids. From experience I can tell you that its not "Always" effective :)

Gosh, I hope you know I am kidding.

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:40:30 -0500

And did you have the answer, Chelle?

(ekim...I'm a little worried that you're still thinking about that. You DO know it won't really work, right?) ;)

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:39:22 -0500

I still think that MadameX had the best one about using super glue as birth control. My mind boggles with the possibilities.

I self torture my testicles every time I wear vinyl pants.

offendedblogger on 'More Search Humor'

offendedblogger — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:30:48 -0500

My favorite one so far is "how to self torture ones testicles". It came in 2 days before Valentine's Day.

I really should write up an Offensive on the subject. :)

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:09:19 -0500

Whoa!!! That was deep :)

RTBjr73 on 'More Search Humor'

RTBjr73 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:08:05 -0500

...and do it 149 times, right?

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:06:51 -0500

Now I feel left out. My most bizarre search term was "Ekim"

It's like some idiot spelled "Mike" backwards. Who would do that?

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:05:37 -0500

That's Ok MadameX, But I won't be paying you the same respect :)

RTBjr73 on 'More Search Humor'

RTBjr73 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:04:10 -0500

yeah, she is trying to tell you to not poop in your pants, especially those viynl ones.

Shiley on 'More Search Humor'

Shiley — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:02:56 -0500

I am going to check on that.

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:02:46 -0500

ekim, don't take this personally, but I've made a conscious decision not to give any more thought to the inside of your pants today.

RTBjr73 on 'More Search Humor'

RTBjr73 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:02:16 -0500

Oh come on, you two!!!!

Alright...Let me clarify...Lars is a typical ugly strung out rock star.

MadameX is a hottie.

There.

Ekim, you were the one in high school in the back of class that made all those noises when the teacher wasn't looking, weren't you.

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:01:53 -0500

Oh, like for a baby that has diaper rash?

Are you trying to tell me something? :)

markstoneman on 'More Search Humor'

markstoneman — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:00:44 -0500

On Stoneman's Corner:
– tiger tooth (no idea what that led to)
– apple juice vs applesauce (I made both, so they appeared in one post, albeit without the "vs")
– unique things people have done (strange thing to google; landed them on a meme I suppose)

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:59:28 -0500

Well, you have to rub the inside of the pants with cornstarch before you put them on, silly.

MadameX on 'More Search Humor'

MadameX — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:58:47 -0500

There are a lot of decent ones that are free and easy to use if you'd like to learn this fun stuff (and some useful stuff, too). I use StatCounter and Google Analytics (both free), but I'm sure others can recommend other good, free programs.

ekim941 on 'More Search Humor'

ekim941 — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:57:23 -0500

But I'll get a rash on my tooshy :(