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Most inappropriate relationship you've ever had?
Posted by DaniG • 10/30/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: friends, inappropriate relationship, no-nos
Hi. I think the most inappropriate relationship I've ever had was with the monkey on this site... Can any of you top that?
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Let's just say if anyone had found out, I could go to jail.-
So you had a relationship with the monkey, too? Dirty, rotten double-timer...Wait till I get ahold of him...(DaniG stomps off making noise about monkey stew...)
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No, the monkey doesn't do it for me.
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Oooohhhh. Dang. Hard to un-dice a monkey.
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Are you saying you touched my monkey? -
I don't think it was the same monkey. But, if it's any consolation, I'm gluing him back together for you, lol!
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After a year long relationship with a guy, I started dating his best friend and we were together for almost 2 years.
Oh and once I went on a second date with this guy to his friends b-day party in Manhattan and me and the birthday boy ended up making out with another chick in a photobooth... it was fun till my date saw the pics. Not a fun ride home.-
Hmmmm. Yes, I bet not.
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The standard young female lawyer/hardened criminal thing bad TV movies are made of.-
Pulled straight from the files of Law & Order? -
I'm not actually sure Law and Order was on the air yet then. I was thinking more of one of those made-for-TV 8:00 movies from before cable.
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Once that involved a rather large age difference.-
So she was a senior citizen, NP????
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A senior, but not a senior citizen.
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Oh. Of course. I was just thinking that with women outliving men, you'd choose a target rich environment rich with experience instead of a young one that didn't know better. My imagination had already afforded me a mental picture of you skulking down the hallways of the nursing homes....in pursuit of...nothing profound, hence the reason for your screen name...
Sometimes I over-think these things...
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I haven't had any that I would deem inappropriate. Although i have been looking for a sugar momma, so if I succeed I guess that will be it.-
If I hear of any independently wealthy women who want to support you, I'll let you know right away. Don't hold your breath, though.
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That would be most appreciated.
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I'm right here babes - Northeastern Ohio. I make a killer living and we already know, i'm a horn dog. LOL -
Start the supporting
Although I can't visit until January. Gotta finish up this semester. -
babes - i've got needs - if i'm gonna be your sugar mama, you need to serve me well! we have colleges here - transfer LOL
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DB, say it isn't so!!! I thought you were a derelect...You cannot be a derelect if you are aspiring to MORE! Ugh! What course of study could possibly have dissuaded you from derelect-dom?
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And sjtavo, if I'd have known you were in the market, I could have sent them to you by the dozens! Sugar mama's are in high demand here! lol
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I know taco, but I have to finish this semester up first ;p
Dani EMT/firefighter -
Mmmmm. Sexy job choice. Will you make a calendar, then?
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well db, i'll leave the door unlocked for ya.... you finish up and then head on over.
DaniG - send em my way! i collect men like 8 year olds collect dolls. can never have too many, a variety is wonderful and i treat them carefully so as to preserve them for as long as possible! -
Dani- I don't know. Perhaps.
taco- I need a more immediate sugar momma ;p But I'll keep you in mind -
sjtavo, there seems to be a discount if you prefer cowboys... Buy one, get 40 free. Artists are aplenty, too.
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DB, there is no time to waste. Get your six-pack in order and get the shots off to lulu. You could have orders coming in this week for the calendar!!! Hey, want some bead shots? lol
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Haha. I don't have anyone to take pictures of me, and there is only so much you can do with the timer.
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dang - i love me a cowboy!!!!
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So strip first...Duh.
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It has to be tasteful though ;p
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What you put on it to make it tasty is YOUR business! Oh, tasteFUL? Oops. Yes. Wear the rubber boots. That way, you're not completely naked....
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sjtavo: Buy a cowboy, get 40 artists free! It's a Halloween special. Very scary....
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lol. I wouldn't pose nude. Have to leave some things to the imagination ;p
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inappropriate as in i had an affair with my ex-husband's brother-in-law, or inappropriate as in I was dating 2 guys in 2 different cities and would sleep with them on the same nights? how inappropriate?
as for age - we (my best friend and I) keep it legal - barely. 18 is a must - whether they're still in highschool, well........-
Some inlaws must be more "accommodating" than others....
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LMAO i know right? he's a moron but it was a great affair while it lasted. his wife wasn't too happy though...but deny deny deny!
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It's always a drag when the inlaws get to squabbling over accommodations.....
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i know right?!?! ud think we'd done it in the in-laws' bathroom, living room, dining room....o....wait..... we did
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Well it wasn't sexual, but I had a "relationship" of purposefully and perversely tormenting my hyper-liberal English teacher every day of his life for 4 years. Tons of practical jokes, a few stolen objects, several disrupted classes, pretending to be a communist, making fun of California (where he's from)... I was a little *******!-
LOL that's just mean....o wait, I did the same thing to my biology teacher Senior year.......in fact, crowning moment was when I got her so pissed she burst into tears and ran out of the classroom. the principal told me i needed to be nice.
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I love it when they do that.
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And THAT is why I won't go back to teaching High-school level!
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I can't think of any that I have had that WERE appropriate. -
A relationship with an 18 year old when I was 22. i was seperated a the time andhe was kind of a rebound type of thing. I felt so bad about it later. He was way to young and green. -
I dated someone who was 43 when I was 19... oddly enough I don't have daddy issues.-
Was it a mistake?
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just annoying, not really a mistake
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Most inappropriate realationship? It was with my left hand. I'm right handed. It was sad from the beginning.-
Hmmm. Better not let the right hand know what the left hand is doing...
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I told the right hand it was cold and so it wore a glove. never even knew what was going on.
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You have a gullible right hand...Mine is more suspicious than that and would never consent to being gloved first!
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It's very gullibly and clingy too. Follows me everywhere.
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Hate to break it to you, but your left hand is a stalker, too. lol
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Oh great! Now I wont be able to sleep at night!
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Clasp them together and tell them what I tell my kids: Share, or I'm locking up the toy!
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entering in a relationship for money...hahahahaha-
Did you leave the relationship with any?
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Or, did legal-man come and take it all?
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With my environment as a whole.-
I suppose that could be said for a lot of people.
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So YOU are the one that's been there just before they go into a hotel room with the black-light to see what bodily fluids have been shed. I'd always wondered who that was...
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Let me break out the list.
Been with a married woman on two separate occasions (check)
Been with someone I was dating and another woman (check)
Been with a friends girlfriend (check)
Been with an acquaintance's former girlfriend (check)
Been with a 19 year old when I was 30 (check)
Seriously, I could go on I am sure.
Safe to say that if there is a hell, I will most likely get front row seats.
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