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Murder at BlogCatalog

Posted by thegoodknife • 4/30/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: blogcatalog, discussions, murders

Fellow blogcatalogers,

did you know that discussion threads are being murdered every single day without you even knowing it? Well, now you do.

Modern science and advanced murder scene forensics have finally led to the identification of at least 2 suspects wanted for questioning in these murders based on DNA left at the scene.

To learn more about the suspects and their crimes visit:
thegoodknife.tumblr.com/post/33334904

User Comments

4/30/08

Shiley

Lol! :) :) :) :)

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4/30/08

sellytapgirl

lol

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4/30/08

crkian

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1. 4/30/08
  
  thegoodknife
  
  dont do it!
2. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  Would I
  
  I need to tuen myself in to get the reward
4/30/08

Shiley

I'll unjinx

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4/30/08

crkian

I can see this post becoming very very long

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4/30/08

MeghnaK

Call the police immediately. Or the FBI? Quick

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1. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  Fuzzy Big Indians won't help you
2. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
4/30/08

Shiley

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4/30/08

NINE

You could argue that their comments are SO insightful and helpful that they answer all questions and address all comments before them in such a way that replying after these users is not needed.

They aren't killing the discussions they are completing them!

You've been lawyered.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
  
  I'm all smiles. :):) :):) :):) :) :):) :):) :):)
2. 4/30/08
  
  NINE
  
  Speaking of which, what is up with the smiley outbreak lately? Theyre everywhere.
3. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
  
  Don't know. Wait here's more!
4. 4/30/08
  
  NetWorthUSA
  
  I think they have a pill for that OUTBREAK you speak of!
5. 4/30/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :):):):):) :) :):) :):)
6. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
4/30/08

genopianist54

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4/30/08

sellytapgirl

Hey, mods, I'm finally done with my guest post. *bats eyelashes*

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4/30/08

pointlessbanter

So this is what you two do all day.... I KNEW IT.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  I'm disappointed. Ender's interview was funnier than you
2. 4/30/08
  
  pointlessbanter
  
  would you like me to go back to the drawing board... I thought you wanted serious answers
3. 4/30/08
  
  sellytapgirl
  
  Really? I don't care. If you want to, go for it. Ekim talked about his ass and Ender did hers in cartoon... sort of
4/30/08

daniel23

i aint dun nofink mister

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4/30/08

timethief

OMG It's a conspiracy!

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4/30/08

Anok

LMAO! I knew those guys were trouble

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1. 4/30/08
  
  timethief
  
  @Anok
  I have an idea. Let's get them to confess by using our feminine wiles during interrogation
  ( * ) ( * ) and then we'll turn them in and split the reward money between us.
2. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
  
  I'm IN! Heh.
  
  (Can I rough them up though?)
3. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  Im in as well
4. 4/30/08
  
  legbamel
  
  Hubba hubba! I think the only reason I'm not on the list is that I don't have as many posts. My stealthy contributions to thread death have, thus far, flown under the radar. Whoops! Pretend you didn't read that.
5. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
4/30/08

vfanblog

Thats too funny

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4/30/08

timethief

@Anok
Provided that I get to use all my feminine wiles on them for a couple of days before you mark them up, I agree.

@vfanblog
So are you in? I like apprenticing future femme fatale candidates.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
  
  Deal. But don't wear 'em out OK?
4/30/08

timethief

@Anok
Yo! There's two of them, they are both geeky, they appear to be healthy, neither one is blind and men are "visual" don't you know? What's more is that I won't allow them near a laptop or any desktop until they graduate. Lastly, according to the underwear "test" on Chelle's blog I'm A Lover and well, I do have a tantric practice going so not to worry.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
  
  OK, Because I will little use for tired, satisfied trouble makers
  
  *enter evil music here*
2. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  Im not a geek thats for sure
4/30/08

brigid

Wow. And I thought Norski killed a lot of threads.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  timethief
  
  rats! wrong spot --- where are those @~@ ?
2. 4/30/08
  
  Norski
  
  Me, too!
4/30/08

timethief

@brigid
It's a conspiracy so I wouldn't be surprised if the men are all in this together.
@Anok
I have to exercise some self control and stop right now before I cross the line ... *cue evil music and wicked laughter*.
@vfanblog
So did I scare you off, or what?

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4/30/08

Anok

Do you see what you've started GoodKnife? Do you see?!

There will be roving gangs of wily women and agro ninjas exacting revenge on unsuspecting bloggers!

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4/30/08

clioandme

Lies! All lies!

Red dog moves away, nose to the ground.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
  
  Yeah yeah yeah, that's what they all say.
  
  I've got my eye on you, Mark! And your little dog too....
  
  Oh, never mind
4/30/08

DocNicole

It was Dr. Nicole in the Library with a reflex hammer because a man did not listen to her feelings when she had PMS.

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1. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
  
  Is that an over share? Now all the men will run away "Oh, God not the PMS discussion!"
2. 4/30/08
  
  timethief
  
  @DocNicole
  Yo! Are you sure you don't want to join the interrogation team?
  @Shirley
  Not to worry honey - the men are lurking and smirking even as I type.
3. 4/30/08
  
  DocNicole
  
  lol @both of you girls. Over sharing is how I scare people in to obeying...you should try it sometime!!! I highly recommend it!!
4. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
4/30/08

gosmelltheflowers

RIP threads, RIP

**Sobs*

Where do we send the flowers for the deceased?

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1. 4/30/08
  
  timethief
  
  @crkian
  Somehow I knew that you would be up for this {snicker}
  @DocNicole
  Sharing and scaring, eh? Just as long as I have my way first and Anok gets them second then, you may use whatever interrogation techniques you choose.
  @gosmelltheflowers
  How tireless can you be when it comes to planting seeds?
  @Shirley,
  Yeah sure and like you won't be lurking on the sidelines, cheering me on, eh. :rollingeyes:
2. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  Was you hoping I would be up for it
3. 4/30/08
  
  Anok
  
  Up being the key word here?
  
  Otherwise it'll be no fun!
4. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
  
  of course I'm gonna cheer you on timethief.
5. 4/30/08
  
  crkian
  
  is this getting sexual, I thought you were doing a dance
6. 4/30/08
  
  Shiley
  
  I was smelling flowers an hour ago.
4/30/08

Shiley

I think I'm gonna go smell the flowers now

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4/30/08

Mauro

lololololol
great

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4/30/08

ekim941

We need to capture this "Chris" character after he kills the baking soda thread.

Oh, I mean "Before", did I say "After"? Silly me

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4/30/08

Norski

Thanks, I needed that: Good detective work, BTW.

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4/30/08

kath

hey TIGERBEAT - you're the man ! LOL ! very funny indeed.
Poor Mark and Ckrian...
Does that mean they've outwitted the rest of us ? (scratch head)

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1. 4/30/08
  
  thegoodknife
  
  by a long shot, though it only make sense since they also have more posts out of anyone.
  
  This place would be quite boring without our resident serial killers.
4/30/08

kdawg68

I would've guessed Anok, with some sort of throwing star, in the study.

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4/30/08

happyfoodgirl

Let's play Clue!

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5/01/08

nepspeed82

I knew it. LOL.

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5/01/08

earthlingorgeous

LMAO :))

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