-Are you a bad influence?
If I can help it

-When was the last time you went shopping?
1863

-What's bothering you right now?
My insanity

-Besides this, what are you doing right now?
This

-Would you ever get a tattoo?
I was thinking about getting one for my 75th birthday

-Do you get nervous before going to doctor appointments?
The doctor does

-Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
None'ya

-What do you normally do when you've had a really bad day?
Slap my computer

-If someone is doing something that upsets you, do you tell them?
Nah. I just slap their computer.

-Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Only when they slip on a banana peel

-Do you get depressed about things easily?
Nah. (I am not lying. I am not lying.)


-Have you ever had feelings for someone and then realized you didn't?
How do you have feelings for someone when you really didn't? Isn't that like an ox and a moron, or something?

Was this New Year's enjoyable?
I can't remember back that far

-What are you doing tomorrow?
It is tomorrow

-Who made you mad today?
My mannequin


-What was the last thing you ate?
A spider

-Do you always answer your phone?
Hardly ever

-Do you currently have a hickey?
'Why, I never!'

-How's your temper?
Don't ask me that question!!!!

-Small or big dogs?
Yes

-Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Yeah. I always plan my mistakes.

-Is there someone you wish you could be spending your time with right now?
My mannequin

-Do you think making out is slutty?
Do I look like Dear Abby?


-Have you ever seen the last person you called naked?
'It's me again, Margaret! Wanna hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin?'


-Are you a vegetarian?
Is that an alien?

-Will tomorrow be better than today?
'it's getting better all the time'

-What are you looking forward to?
The wall

-How did you wake up this morning?
First I opened one eye, then I opened the other...

-Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
My mannequin

-Do you hate being alone?
Leave me alone!

-Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Worth what?

-What did you do on your last birthday and in detail?
Had a root canal


-When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Two seconds ago. I told myself.

-Interested in anyone right now?
My mannequin

-What did you dream about last night?
Tornadoes

-Do you think you are a good person?
Nah. I failed the 'Way of the Master' test

-How much longer until your birthday?
I just turned 46. What d'ya want?

-Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yeah. I'm almost through with this survey.

-Where were you at 8am this morning?
Solving the world's problems

-Do you drink enough water?
Yeah, with some tea and sugar mixed in

-Do you wear shoes in your house or take them off?
I never put them on

-What's your favorite fruit?
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups

Man, am I tired. When I was getting ready to post this, I couldn't figure out what the 'message' box was for a minute. Someone needs to go to bed. LOLOL

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