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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090529/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_unwanted_high_five

"EL PASO, Texas – What do you call a high-five that misses? Many would just call it awkward, but an El Paso school principal calls it assault. The misfire came last week when schools superintendent Lorenzo Garcia was giving principals high-fives while celebrating state test scores. When Garcia came to Barron Elementary School principal Mary Helen Lechuga and she didn't raise her hand, he tapped her on the head instead.

But Lechuga — a former district administrator who was recently demoted — filed a police complaint saying she felt pain and feared what he might do next."

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  1. wagerwitch
    YIKES... what is the world coming to?

    That's freaking stupid... Wonder if she was just sitting there seething about her demotion - and decided the best way to get that sucker back... Was to.... UHM.... LIE - and get him arrested?

    Hmmmm?

    Can't say it DOESN'T HAPPEN all the time - Cause I know for a fact it does.

    What an evil witch - wonder if she will ever admit that it was a LIE?

    Cause some people have gonads enough to admit it when they lie - wonder if this wicked witch will?
  2. legbamel
    What a freakin' moron. I hope a judge giver her a good lecture on abusing the legal system to take out personal grudges and then kicks her butt out of court. Knowing how things work, they'll retire her with full pension and a million-plus dollar settlement, thus so much helping the district to which one assumes she had devoted her life. Brava, idiot.
  3. ediorzel22
    natural selection You don't do High five: You're hit in the head Your choice? But call it assault? I would then file a complaint that my hand got hurt on her head.
    1. intarso
      haha yes, she must be quite hard-headed so no doubt his hand was hurt by it.
    2. legbamel
      A countersuit would serve her right.
    3. intarso
      frankly I'm thinking of suing her myself for injury sustained while reading the news article about her.
  4. Anok
    *headdesk*

    Oi! How could anyone confuse a high five, during a celebratory experience with being assaulted? Even if it was a miss?

    I wonder if she sues her kitchen chairs for assault when she stubs her toes on them.
    1. intarso
      how terrible it must be to have sex with her.

      no quick movements or she might call the police!
    2. Anok
      You made me choke!

      I'm suing!!!

      ROFLMAO
    3. intarso
      that's what she said
    4. Anok
      Oh.. I walked right into that one, didn't I......

      *slaps head*
  5. MissSuzie
    This chick didn't need a high five, she needs a serious b!tch slap (or at least some help pulling the stick out her @ss).

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