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Your Name: ______________________________

Your Real Name: _________________________

Sex: __ Yes __ No __ Catholic

Age (approximate): ___

Plaza of Birth: ______________, MX

SSN: ___ - __ - ____

Source: __ Brownsville, TX __ El Paso, TX __ Laredo, TX

Re-sold in: __ Austin __ Cancun __ Fort Bliss __ San Diego __ Seattle __ Vancouver, BC __ eBay Belize

Driver's Education? __ Yes __ No __ Kennedy

If Yes, what day perhaps? ___________

If Kennedy, with SCUBA gear? __ Yes __ No

If SCUBA gear, purchase or rental? __ Short-term Rental

Favorite drive-thru taco sauce: __ Hot __ Mild __ Regular __ Extra Spicy __ Jolie

Insurance Coverage (any applicable): ___ Liability __ Collision __ Comprehensive __ Hilton __ Lohan __ extra Kennedy

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Dash board idol: __ Jesus __ JFK __ Fernando Valenzuela __ Tommy Lasorda __ Joe Torre (new for 2008)

Rear view mirror ornament: __ Fuzzy dice __ Ear buds __ Tortilla chip __ Burro balls __ Plastic chickenfoot AKA peace sign

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If no, would you like to link this application to DNC voter registration files? __ Yes __ No __ Yes, two please

Free floor mats with DNC registration? __ Yes __ No __ With free beer and cigarettes, as available

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Free job application with NY State AG's office? __ Yes __ No __ With FBI inquiry __ With Experian files on neighbors upstairs

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  1. cooper
    Sorry I don't get it. I'm not a Hilary Fan but even in joking about Hilary your racist roots are showing.
  2. QuestionHillary
    "...racist roots are showing..."

    STOP PICKING ON ROGER CLINTON.
  3. decoratorinside
    QuestionHillary... You are making no sense whatsoever. So you have a problem with Hillary? Who doesn't.
  4. clioandme
    I have never seen QH post a coherent thread on these boards. He or she likes to use shock tactics, but they're so bizarre that no one knows what to be shocked about.
    1. decoratorinside
      Hey, Mark... He/she called me Babs! I feel so Special LOL
  5. QuestionHillary
    "So you have a problem with Hillary?"

    No, I have a problem with leftist hack scum bags, Babs.

    And those sucking off the public trough, beyond the tax loop.

    BTW Berzerkley kids, the Pell Grant people called.

    They want their money back.
  6. QuestionHillary
    It must be something in the Marin County ice water, that curdles the humor DNA of the idiot lib blog masses.

    Oh well.

    HILLARY HAPPENS.
  7. decoratorinside
    QH, are you a Russian?
  8. QuestionHillary
    DISCLAIMER: Site contents and web links are for mature conservative term unlimited wild adult flaming heterosexual airport bathhouse entertainment only, and not intended as any specific legal, moral, financial, political, or familial counseling. Plus, we vote straight Republican and think the bent media ingrate wankers at Frothline and the BBC both blow Belgie camel cheese. Your hybrid private jet mileage back to the Screen Actors Guild monthly MeetUp may vary. For your added safety and comfort, the TSA reminds you to FLY NAKED when heading south to Sangrialand this winter.
  9. QuestionHillary
    "QH, are you a Russian?"

    No, Slovakian.

    You got a problem with that, Babs?
    1. decoratorinside
      I have no problem with your Nationality.. Just your stupidity. But I have to admit, I haven't had a good laugh all day, and you're DEFINITELY taking care of that.

      BTW, No one uses BABS anymore.
  10. ender
    oh great. another "i just wanna flame" person who likes to disguise idiocy as "debate."
    1. decoratorinside
      Hehe.. Ender
    2. QuestionHillary
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      Thank you, from New York City or Los Angeles. Enjoy your visit to Greater Orlando.
    3. clioandme
      Don't worry, Ender. This one is more random and has less stamina.
  11. decoratorinside
    I have no problem with your Nationality.. Just your stupidity. But I have to admit, I haven't had a good laugh all day, and you're DEFINITELY taking care of that.

    BTW, No one uses BABS anymore.

    (I said it twice for Emphasis)
  12. MadameX
    I assume this is an attempt at humorous commentary on Governor of New York's efforts to make driver's licenses available to illegal immigrants in the state. It actually is an interesting issue, especially in view of the fact that other states are simultaneously moving in the opposite direction, restricting driver's license testing to English-only.

    Given the fact that a lot of intelligent people have responded in this thread without picking up on that at all either means that I'm way off base or that it's not very well presented.
    1. clioandme
      Another possibility: I refused to bite. Didn't want to waste my time with this QH person.
    2. Xight
      I try not to get myself involved in anything racial or making fun of immigration. That being said I stopped reading at the Taco sauce bit.
    3. QuestionHillary
      You got the point, thanks -- making us both e-minority members (outside of downstate NY).

      Remember libs, when the law doesn't blow your IQ of 73 way, scream RACIST or HATE SPEECH, and then get back in line at Ellis Island.

      The return swim to Davos will do both continents a world of good.
    4. MadameX
      I hate to disappoint you, QH, but since this has been major national news every day recently, I doubt very much that we're in any kind of minority. And, for what it's worth, I'm in favor of Spitzer's proposal (at least, in some form or other) and, my 167 IQ notwithstanding, I'm not a fan of racial stereotyping. No desire to debate--I just wanted to make very clear that your apparent assumption that you've found a kindred spirit is seriously erroneous.
    5. libdrone
      I am with Mark here, I refused to bite
  13. QuestionHillary
    I fail to see anything racist in my original post.

    Stereotypic?

    Sure. Tenets of scripture even a smashed Robin Williams could understand, or Ali Frankless.

    Racism requires hate.

    No hate here.

    Just the facts.

    Those would include the facts of the loon left's permanent pandering to every slacker that swims the Rio Grande, instead of OBEYING THE LAW.

    Are the free people of India, or the Philippines, or Poland breaking the law to enter and stay in the States? No, they are not.

    The problem IS with the southern border -- and the lack of tax flow from the clearly criminal types that get here any which way they can, only to export their meager incomes, and still kick in ZERO to the IRS til.

    There IS no free lunch -- somebody ends up paying, with higher taxes, reduced benefits, or fewer jobs.

    That math and geography have never been a leftist strong suit does not make anyone else a "racist" when the liberal figures and Hillary's fat yapper simply don't add up.

    And if you lack a sense of topical humor, by all means keep away from the field help on Thursday.

    Next!
  14. QuestionHillary
    "I'm not a fan of racial stereotyping."

    I'm sure the frequent fliers at JFK and Logan feel the same way -- not.

    But by all means, get Granny's shoes off in Cleveland before she offs somebody!

    Great PC plan!
  15. QuestionHillary
    "...I'm in favor of Spitzer's proposal (at least, in some form or other)..."

    Clear as mud.

    The DNC depends on it.
  16. QuestionHillary
    "I try not to get myself involved in anything racial"

    This is an economic issue.

    If we had a problem with Canuckistanians zipping willy-nilly across from Alberta, the required setting of drivel would mention hockey pucks and horse radish.

    The state of California and many of their cities and counties have verged on BANKRUPTCY from the onslaught of un-taxed illegals sucking up funds from local ER's and schools.

    That's not state pride.

    That's national suicide.

    The motor-voter notions for un-Americans will get kicked off of the SCOTUS slate faster than you can say VOTER FRAUD in LBJ land.

    I rest my case of diatribes.
    1. libdrone
      daitribes indeed. If the poll feature were up I would love to put it to a community vote: leave it up for the entertainment value vs ban for overt assholery? how would you vote?
  17. cooper
    I would ban this kind of ridiculous overt trolling.

    .

    Do adults trying to prove a point really say - "not"?
  18. QuestionHillary
    In a stunning reversal of her previous anti-global warming policy statements, Senator Shiksa has today issued a revised platform peg for 2008, hoping to placate carless potential motor voters across the nation and Rio Grande:

    "I come to you today not as a uniter of peoples of all walks and swims of life, but more a uniter of off ramps onto the New York State Thruway when using the EZ Pass AKA Fast Lane transponders assuming they aren't all defective again next year. The Republican attempts to dis-embowel your right to drive left of center knows no bounds, no control, no overriding double decker legal authority, and by my Red Chinese Army funding I swear on this Koran this very statement that by Allah her's will be done Amen."

    Portions and retractions of this statement may be seen in their partial entirety later today, on CNN and the new BBC Blue (the 24-hour Clintons behind closed kitchen doors channel)...

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