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NY State Driver's License Application, rev 11-07
Posted by QuestionHillary • 11/07/07 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: ag, dl, edwards, hillary, illegals, motor voter, ny, obama, political hacks, spitzer
Your Name: ______________________________
Your Real Name: _________________________
Sex: __ Yes __ No __ Catholic
Age (approximate): ___
Plaza of Birth: ______________, MX
SSN: ___ - __ - ____
Source: __ Brownsville, TX __ El Paso, TX __ Laredo, TX
Re-sold in: __ Austin __ Cancun __ Fort Bliss __ San Diego __ Seattle __ Vancouver, BC __ eBay Belize
Driver's Education? __ Yes __ No __ Kennedy
If Yes, what day perhaps? ___________
If Kennedy, with SCUBA gear? __ Yes __ No
If SCUBA gear, purchase or rental? __ Short-term Rental
Favorite drive-thru taco sauce: __ Hot __ Mild __ Regular __ Extra Spicy __ Jolie
Insurance Coverage (any applicable): ___ Liability __ Collision __ Comprehensive __ Hilton __ Lohan __ extra Kennedy
Insurance Provider (if known): __ Allstate __ Farm Bureau __ Mary Jo Trust Fund __ Nationwide __ Prudential
Type of vehicle: __ Car __ Truck __ Van __ Tractor-trailer with 50 ft van __ RV __ Houseboat __ Trunk of 1973 Ford Torino
Dash board idol: __ Jesus __ JFK __ Fernando Valenzuela __ Tommy Lasorda __ Joe Torre (new for 2008)
Rear view mirror ornament: __ Fuzzy dice __ Ear buds __ Tortilla chip __ Burro balls __ Plastic chickenfoot AKA peace sign
Free emergency room services for life? __ Yes __ With fresh SSN, as available
Apply for voter registration card? __ Yes __ No __ Ron Paul
If no, would you like to link this application to DNC voter registration files? __ Yes __ No __ Yes, two please
Free floor mats with DNC registration? __ Yes __ No __ With free beer and cigarettes, as available
Free credit report courtesy of Chuck Schumer today? __ Yes __ No __ Automatic weekly renewal __ With fresh SSN, as available
Free job application with NY State AG's office? __ Yes __ No __ With FBI inquiry __ With Experian files on neighbors upstairs
Free HILLARY 2008 bumpersticker? __ Yes __ No __ In Mandarin Chinese if you please, if Spanish version currently unavailable
[PLEASE ALLOW 2-3 WEEKS FROM DATE YOUR FIRST CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION IS RECEIVED BY HOWARD DEAN'S KID SKIPPY DEAN IN BURLINGTON FOR YOUR APPLICATION AND TRI-STATE ILLEGAL MOTOR VOTER REGISTRATION TO PROCESS. PRAISE MOTHER MARY AMEN.]
User Comments
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I have never seen QH post a coherent thread on these boards. He or she likes to use shock tactics, but they're so bizarre that no one knows what to be shocked about.
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I assume this is an attempt at humorous commentary on Governor of New York's efforts to make driver's licenses available to illegal immigrants in the state. It actually is an interesting issue, especially in view of the fact that other states are simultaneously moving in the opposite direction, restricting driver's license testing to English-only.
Given the fact that a lot of intelligent people have responded in this thread without picking up on that at all either means that I'm way off base or that it's not very well presented.-
I hate to disappoint you, QH, but since this has been major national news every day recently, I doubt very much that we're in any kind of minority. And, for what it's worth, I'm in favor of Spitzer's proposal (at least, in some form or other) and, my 167 IQ notwithstanding, I'm not a fan of racial stereotyping. No desire to debate--I just wanted to make very clear that your apparent assumption that you've found a kindred spirit is seriously erroneous.
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I fail to see anything racist in my original post.
Stereotypic?
Sure. Tenets of scripture even a smashed Robin Williams could understand, or Ali Frankless.
Racism requires hate.
No hate here.
Just the facts.
Those would include the facts of the loon left's permanent pandering to every slacker that swims the Rio Grande, instead of OBEYING THE LAW.
Are the free people of India, or the Philippines, or Poland breaking the law to enter and stay in the States? No, they are not.
The problem IS with the southern border -- and the lack of tax flow from the clearly criminal types that get here any which way they can, only to export their meager incomes, and still kick in ZERO to the IRS til.
There IS no free lunch -- somebody ends up paying, with higher taxes, reduced benefits, or fewer jobs.
That math and geography have never been a leftist strong suit does not make anyone else a "racist" when the liberal figures and Hillary's fat yapper simply don't add up.
And if you lack a sense of topical humor, by all means keep away from the field help on Thursday.
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"I try not to get myself involved in anything racial"
This is an economic issue.
If we had a problem with Canuckistanians zipping willy-nilly across from Alberta, the required setting of drivel would mention hockey pucks and horse radish.
The state of California and many of their cities and counties have verged on BANKRUPTCY from the onslaught of un-taxed illegals sucking up funds from local ER's and schools.
That's not state pride.
That's national suicide.
The motor-voter notions for un-Americans will get kicked off of the SCOTUS slate faster than you can say VOTER FRAUD in LBJ land.
I rest my case of diatribes. -
In a stunning reversal of her previous anti-global warming policy statements, Senator Shiksa has today issued a revised platform peg for 2008, hoping to placate carless potential motor voters across the nation and Rio Grande:
"I come to you today not as a uniter of peoples of all walks and swims of life, but more a uniter of off ramps onto the New York State Thruway when using the EZ Pass AKA Fast Lane transponders assuming they aren't all defective again next year. The Republican attempts to dis-embowel your right to drive left of center knows no bounds, no control, no overriding double decker legal authority, and by my Red Chinese Army funding I swear on this Koran this very statement that by Allah her's will be done Amen."
Portions and retractions of this statement may be seen in their partial entirety later today, on CNN and the new BBC Blue (the 24-hour Clintons behind closed kitchen doors channel)...
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