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Obama Conspiracy Satire Thread ;)
Posted by Agit8r • 8/01/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: conspiracy theories, fun, obama, President
The point of this thread is to have fun
No serious discussion allowed!
i'll start:
"I hear that he isn't really even black, he just takes melanin pills!"
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He definitely is not even an American. With a name like Hussein how could he be?-
it's a crazy middle eastern name like... Abraham... John, James, Thomas, Benjamin... o_0
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Agit8r, sometimes I think I love you... -
I've got to warn you, I'm an ugly hairy man
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I heard he is the illegal love child of Bill Clinton and Oprah Winfrey. Which means he will still proposition women but he will also offer them counselling afterwards.-
And a new caaaar!
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I heard he was a Russian spy...
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I heard he is not even really a democrat but a republican plant. He's just pretending to be liberal--it was a conservative plan all along to get him in the WH! -
I heard he invented abortions
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He also drives a hummer.
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I've heard that he doesn't believe that the world was created in 6 "days"
THE HORROR OF IT! -
I heard he was a Buddhist extremist undercover
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Ha!
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He keeps track of the days and months using the French Revolutionary Calendar
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he records his date of birth a "6 Thermador, Annee 169"
www.din-timelines.com/calendar_converter.shtml
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obama's father is really an alien rebel leader of the Narcatron from sector z985_-34BD in the 786th Galaxy. -
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He also frequents strip clubs . . . with Michelle to boot! I saw him there myself!
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yes, yes Melindaville, he's even bought a golden, limited edition Ed hardy stipper pole for the oval office.
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Woo HOO, BARRACK! Rawr on the stripper pole!
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who is Ed Hardy?
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He's a post-op transsexual and is planning on forcing everyone to undergo a sex-change operation.
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I guess that explains why no believes he can throw a baseball.
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this thread is going to be cited by some right-wing so-and-so
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Cited how? This thread is a right-wingnut's wet dream!-
cited as an authoritative source
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This reminds me of the South Park episode where Obama and McCain pull an Ocean's Eleven! -
He's setting up concentration camps all around America
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you mean Work Camp?
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That one was especially for you, Agit8r
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Obama only wants to improve healthcare so he can smoke again.
And his wife is an alien, which explains her good fashion sense. (David Bowie kick today...) -
Obama is definitely an alien salamander with a taste for human flesh who wants to send us through a big "Hope Machine" to turn us all in to giant corndogs and eat us. -
Obama is clearly a member of the furry fandom, and contracted lycanthropy in an attempt to use evil heretical science to pervert himself from God's creation into a lusty manbeast. Once a full moon, his Saudi Arabian socialist twin brother and body double takes over his position while he is strapped down to a bed covered in sheets lined with silver metal. It all makes sense, if you don't think about it.-
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Oh no! They deleted the evidence.
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Noooooo! DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT!
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Coming soon: Photoshops of fursuits hanging in Obama's closet.
Would it be tasteless if I actually produced these pictures and went for the ironically racist angle? Or would people not take that as a joke? -
Giraffe Suit?
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Obama sucks. Notice the poll on my blog, Uncensored News? -
I admire the man too much to say something goofy about him! D@mn! -
Broc Obama loves broccoli -
Obama is Dubya in disguise...I mean, seriously, have you seen Bush around lately?
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He's going to make our national sport SOCCER!
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No, worse, CURLING!!!
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He is the extension of Bush. Bush and the republicans set it up so that their dirty work can be continued without them being blamed for it-
"extension of Bush"
so... like a 'happy trail'? -
Ya, a fall guy if you will, carrying out the bid of his master dubya
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bump
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I wonder if sometimes G. Bush, in his basement in Texas, doesn’t secretly put on blackface with fake ears and pretends to be Obama? Sorta like reliving the old days. And only after he slammed down the Scotch.-
fake ears? is that really necessary?
cut his hair short, and you've got one crazy elf!
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He created swine flu so he could illegalize pork, because he is a secret muslim!!!
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Obama is really just a white man in disguise.
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that explains why he listens to Kenny G!
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Yes, he's what you'd call a 'Coconut'. Brown on the outside, but white on the inside
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He's secretly slipping roofies into the water supply to control us all!!!
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