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On 7/4/09 I broke the law
Posted by LolitaV • 7/13/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: not for prudes
Yes and I am stupid enough to post it on my R-rated (warning) blog. Read it if you wish just don't report us to the law 
Have you ever broken the law? 
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never...not once -
yes but the law of all laws always breaks you back! you cant get away with anything, what is done in the dark will come to light!-
uh oh!
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lol, not before I blog about it first and yes, you are right: I almost broke my back
@cookingasshole, lolzzz galore!
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yes, yes I have - I have somewhat of a jaded past-
who did you kill?
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No one I hope - I was never found guilty of anything nor was I ever jailed or arressted. I made it my own decision to turn over a new leaf.
Was I guilty - yes
Did I get caught - no
Will I do it again - so long as no one gets hurt
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so you should actually be named coockingsaint or assholesaint?
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I am a well groomed law abiding citizen
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I sure have broken the law. Probably several laws many times over (as we have some very odd laws about sex here )-
lol, Please share where do you live and which laws are those?
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Talk about weird laws. In my state you can only stack dishes 7 high. -
R U SERIOUS??!
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@Anok..... and you invited Stillthinking? I better go warn her! -
Oh - there are all kinds of weird "blue laws" (I'm in New England - lotta old Puritan shit still on the books).
Like, you can't have sex in the front seat of your car (but apparently the back is OK) Missionary position only - oral sex is illegal.
Oh, and it's OK to shoot Rhode Islanders who cross the Mass border after dark. (I wouldn't recommend it, though ) -
www.docstoc.com/docs/1083874/Laws-You-Didnt-Know-You-Were-Breaking
sorry for the link drop, this is funny
It's not mine -
Those are funny!!!
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I chewed gum while in Singapore
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now that is just dangerous!
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I know.........I live life on the edge!
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Yes. I have broken many laws. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?-
lol, share pluzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, share or gives links of the "said acts" on your blog?
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There are so many dumb laws it's hard not to bend a few from time to time. I have a pretty checkered past and have done many foolish things. But like Sam, I was lucky never to get caught. -
I used to be kind of a bad ass, so I have broken plenty of them. have been well behaved since then though-
how come no one is telling what they did?
curiosity is killing me. -
Okay, I am brave...well I used to be a bar room hero, so brawls were actually fun for me at the time. Assault, Assault and battery, terroristic threats (I'll break your effen face b*tch), disorderly conduct, public intoxication. (that was just one fight)... cleared of course because it was self defense... they were just mad cause they lost.
I am a speeder, I text while driving, I drink in public, have done "indecent" things with my then husband in public, and I am often disturbing the peace
Oh and while in foster care my brother and I may or may not have borrowed "an agency" mini van from an independent living home to learn how to drive, jump snow banks and obtain cake icing... charges dropped as well.
I have never been convicted of anything. -
ooh and illegal fireworks from the south
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whoah I am amazed you seemed so innocent,
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haha it's the baby face It gets me out of almost everything
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I've been pretty good since I turned 18, many, many years ago.
As a juvenile... well I was a piece of crap hoodlum.
Enough so that I called juvenile prison my home twice for a total of 27 months. -
Hmmmmmm,well I plead the 5th and last time I checked some rules were made to be broken. -
onderage drinking, rolling yards, jay walking, being blamed for making moonshine with a crockpot (yes it can be done) sneaking into an r rated movie when underage, Nothing that I would get time for except the moonshine but hey it was so worth it-
see I forgot all of those fun things... wow I feel kind of like the BC felon now
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all the fun childish stuff you did and didnt care about.
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As kids we used to dress up all in black and throw water balloons at cars that drove past....it was all fun and games until someone decided to throw a frozen water balloon and caused an accident.
and then there was the time when a group of us kids decided to go and play on a building site for a new retirement village, one of the kids decided to jump on a steamroller that was parked there overnight and managed ( I still to this day dont know how ) to start it up, it rolled forward and from that moment we ran. But it was all in the local news the following week about how work on the retirement village had been halted due to vandals. The steamroller apparently plowed through the frames of 3 houses being built before coming to a stop.
But those were just a few things as kids and nothing to do with the above.
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The only time I've broken the law has been when I've been driving on a (largely) deserted road and saying, "Warp Factor 9, Mr. Scott".
Strange how fast a diesel car can go. -
I've hacked into NORAD AND NASA about 47 times.The feds are knocking on my door as I type to take me to the guantanamo bay prison facility.
::Hang on a minute there officer,I'm almost done typing this. Do I get a lawyer? Oh cool, I'll just write a program to create a kick-ass lawyer and we can be on our way then.::-
LOLZ. you are funny but now, if the feds are there, they are reading this thread and we are all getting arrested why hack then come to BC huh, why?
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Probably the worst I've been caught at was speeding tickets.
Otherwise, I don't count breaking the law if I don't get caught... sort of like how a tree falling in the woods only makes a sound if there is someone to hear it. -
Technically, every time you go one smidgen over the speed limit you're breaking the law. If you had sex or even the slightest taste of alcohol as a minor you were breaking the law, not to mention jay-walking, etc.
Thus, anybody who claims never to have broken the law is lying. -
By the way, LolitaV, your avatar's gotta be illegal in lots of places...but I, personally, like it...which might also be illegal in some places...
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I am glad you do, have you seen a close up of it. I mean how did GK get the nipple's shade so perfectly. Unfortunately though, I am not on it, THAT is my fantasy sex slave. I am in the back, toying with her
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All the time. -
LOL, wow, I've had sex on the top level of a public parking structure in a Honda Civic with the seats fully reclined, and never once did I think of it as breaking the law. I guess I'm just oblivious.
Maybe I'll think twice next time.-
why think? i say if it's with someone you love, just do it. never had breaking the law felt so good for me.
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My blog is just a front!Anyway the feds came to know my secret identity while I was trying to hack Sarah Palin's yahoo id. It was just a matter of time before they came to my doorstep and rang the bell dressed like pizza delivary guys, so it didn't matter whether I posted here or not. I just wanted the world to remember me as the guy who hacked NORAD and NASA.
P.S. All the NASA and NORAD codes and passwords I got as well as the emails that I got are for sale on ebay!No minimum bid!Search for 'Miniature Pink Rocking Horse with Rainbow Colored Tail' for the first and 'Large Hunting Gun:Perfect for Aerial Shooting' for the latter.*
*You know what frightens me the most? Some people might actualy search for them! -
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I was locked inside the Botanic Garden in Australia and I climbed up the fences to get out.
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