User Comments

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   10/09/08

   DaneMorgan

   Wanna come back to my place and get me pregnant?

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   10/09/08

   psychosolodiver

   You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.

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   10/09/08

   calais50

   I was at a pub on St. Patricks day when I overheard this one. A guy was wearing a t-shirt that said "Kiss me, I'm Irish." He walked up to a woman and said "Are you Irish?" She said, "no I'm not." He says "would you like some in you?" and points towards his t-shirt. It was lame, but you have to give him points for tailoring his pickup line to the holiday.

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      10/09/08

      ModelElaine

      this is a great pick up line! I love Irishmen, so I guess it could work on me
4. 

   10/09/08

   kdawg68

   I still think you've got to give it to Billy Ocean:
   
   "get outta my dreams, get into my car."

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      10/11/08

      alove5

      if someone said billy ocean's line to me, I'd laugh really hard.
      
      
      
      
      then date them.
      
5. 

   10/09/08

   BlueSunshine

   Just out of curiosity, has anyone even had a pick up line work (or even know of anyone who's had one work)? I don't see them doing anything but make people chuckle or just horrify them completely.

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6. 

   10/09/08

   Puffmatty

   Waddup KDAWG.
   
   Who sang that song "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
   
   Man, I hope you don't quote Billy Ocean when you go out on the town.

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7. 

   10/09/08

   irtiza104

   umm...hmm...ahhh...will u...umm...ha???

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8. 

   10/09/08

   jadedconformist

   My sister, Margie, used to go by her middle name, Margarita. Some guy approached her and asked her what her name was. "Margarita."
   
   "OOOH gurl I'll have you with some SALT!"
   
   
   BOO....That guy sucks.

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9. 

   10/09/08

   thegnr

   I always crack up when I hear a guy bold enough to use this line on a woman they don't know.
   "Hey baby you got a great future behind you LOL"

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10. 

    10/09/08

    faithsju243

    You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
    
    Cheesy oh so cheesy!

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11. 

    10/09/08

    cranelegs

    i like to get right to the point and usually walk up and say, "hey baby, your place or my parents'?"

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12. 

    10/09/08

    DOUGGOFFdotCOM

    You're so hot I can't even crap!

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13. 

    10/09/08

    thegnr

    Hey Babe you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    
    "so so bad"

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14. 

    10/09/08

    thegnr

    Don't you know me from some where?

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15. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    you remind me of a champion bass, I don't know whether i should mount you or eat you.

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16. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    your dad must be a chicken farmer cus you sure know how to raise cocks

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    1. 

       10/09/08

       thegnr

       Hey Beowulf331
       thats funny!!
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       10/11/08

       alove5

       hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
17. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    thanks man appreciate it

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18. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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19. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

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20. 

    10/09/08

    thegnr

    This one might work LOL or maybe not
    "You with all those curves, and me with no brakes."

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21. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    www.pick-up-lines.info/pirate_pick_up_lines.htm

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22. 

    10/09/08

    beowulf1331

    super funny...and im done

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23. 

    10/09/08

    Bayho

    hahaha!! man pick up lines crack me up... hers a lame one i heard awhile abck
    
    " is that dress felt??"
    ... " would you like it to be"
    haha i know lame but its the only one i could think of

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24. 

    10/09/08

    sahar

    The best pick up lines? the ones that have no effort or wit put into them...IE: Holla at me!

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25. 

    10/11/08

    alove5

    Are you from Jamaica?
    
    Cause Ja-makin-me crazy!
    
    

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26. 

    10/12/08

    josephgelb

    is your dad a terrorist because your da bomb

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27. 

    10/12/08

    roentarre

    Are you a bit tight?

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