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Quail, flatulence, shenanigans, epic, robust, kinky, tire

There once was a quail with a problem so small
He had flatulence that caused grown men to fall
So one day a hunter who was up to his game
Did some shenanigans that put him to shame
In an Epic move to turn his fate
The quail let loose a robust "poof" in his face
The hunter, fell down and hit his head really hard
Became kinky and on his guard
The next time he did quail hunt with fire
And the quail ran without tire
You see the gas behind him did trail
AND that is how the QUAIL lost his TAIL!


If you're wondering --- Ask DB...

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  1. dbowles1017
    Don't ask me.
  2. wagerwitch
    It's all your fault...

    But hey - we had to have a reason for the quail not having a tail - eh?

    LMAO!

    Hugs to you.
    1. dbowles1017
      I suppose that is true. Lets just hope you still have this talent while wearing form fitting leather... (if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't ask. Seriously)
  3. wagerwitch
    How about LATEX? Leather is sooooo hard to move in... ROFLMAO!

    I remember tho - that condo --- ooh yes... with that firey lake... Yep...
    1. dbowles1017
      Latex will work just as well.

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